🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Every time I see Slommy I'm reminded of when Adam stretches his face in Beetlejuice...

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/Using my clairvoyant abilities

This is all going to go downhill when Hamber and Emily suggest a three/foursome with Alexis (and her gf maybe). Or Amber "emotionally cheats" on Emily with Alexis. The whole reason Amberlynn has been keeping Alexis on the backburner is because Alexis is actually desperate enough to find Big Al's no-no square. Then there will be a meltdown of epic proportions.

Actually thinking about it, Amberlynn has said in the past that she's had no problem sending nudes to her partners before they meet so they can "see her body". This, alongside the fabled existence of the Crumbl Cookie video makes me wonder why Amberlynn hasn't gone full OnlyFans mode. I know she tried starting an account after Dana did for "bra pics" - but with Emily being a confirmed feeder fetishist content creator, it makes me wonder how long it's going to take until that happens.
 
So fat fuck goes away for a night.. where tf is Twinkie and why does she think it's okay to leave her alone in a strange house...we have not seen Twinkie in a bit..thats not good.
Bitch literally said she brought the pets to "avoid backlash" shows how much she cares about her "furbabies"
 
Sarah Connor said:
/Using my clairvoyant abilities

This is all going to go downhill when Hamber and Emily suggest a three/foursome with Alexis (and her gf maybe). Or Amber "emotionally cheats" on Emily with Alexis. The whole reason Amberlynn has been keeping Alexis on the backburner is because Alexis is actually desperate enough to find Big Al's no-no square. Then there will be a meltdown of epic proportions.

Actually thinking about it, Amberlynn has said in the past that she's had no problem sending nudes to her partners before they meet so they can "see her body". This, alongside the fabled existence of the Crumbl Cookie video makes me wonder why Amberlynn hasn't gone full OnlyFans mode. I know she tried starting an account after Dana did for "bra pics" - but with Emily being a confirmed feeder fetishist content creator, it makes me wonder how long it's going to take until that happens.
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So, the most-likely chance of that gross scenario is:
1) Emily the feeder fetishist convinces Amber that she looks SO GOOD that she WANTS more sexy-or-nude-type content as a gift.
2) Amber love-bombs with enough sexy-or-nude-type content to consider it "just another horde of a collection" that clutters up her space.
3) Amber gets desperate enough for a money grab and monetizes that particular "collection" just like her earrings-by-the-pound grift.
 
This puts many of us into a dilemma where we want show layygs but pray to the baby Jesus that we never have to see Amber nude. If such widescreen erotica ever appears a) spoiler that shit and b) spoiler it again just to be safe.

Anything mid-thigh and down is fine though, and you better make sure it’s hi-res as that shit is going to be studied.
 
What I would really like (and not like) to see is whether Amber would really take the step to try and publicly advertise an Onlyfans account. One, because we would really know how low Amber would stoop for money to support her lifestyle. Two, for anyone to bite the bullet and inform the Kiwi masses how garbage it is - because it absolutely would be low level, low effort trash. And three, the inevitable sperg she would post about how we're all fat phobic haydurs who won't support her and how she's trying SO hard to love her body and we just don't get it when it doesn't pan out. We didn't get a rant when her Cameo didn't take off (remember that?). You owe us an autistic hate rant, girly pop.
 
Surprised Pikachu said:
This puts many of us into a dilemma where we want show layygs but pray to the baby Jesus that we never have to see Amber nude. If such widescreen erotica ever appears a) spoiler that shit and b) spoiler it again just to be safe.

Anything mid-thigh and down is fine though, and you better make sure it’s hi-res as that shit is going to be studied.
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I kinda am ready for the moss-covered laygs with mushrooms sprouting out in every direction and a crack literally filled with cottage cheese. That's just me tho.
 
I wonder how much of food addict Amber really is. Do you think she would eat celery if it was the only option she had?

What if someone locked her in her room, took away her cell phone, and put out a trough full of raw vegetables and told her this is the only thing you were allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. Would she eat the vegetables or would she just say “ I have 24 hours I can do this” ?

She can still dick around on the computer and watch television, but no access to any food delivery service. The only food is a pound of raw celery.

Would she eat it? Probably but it might make her go crazy. Little tmi here but back in my earlier days I had an issue with certain things and at times I would take fake/not enough of my doc. That can really fuck with you on a level that I have trouble describing. The disappointment you get once you realize what you have isn’t what you want can be extremely demoralizing.

She’d breakdown into hysteria, a real hectic situation when she realizes her normal coping mechanism is not working anymore.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
I wonder how much of food addict Amber really is. Do you think she would eat celery if it was the only option she had?

What if someone locked her in her room, took away her cell phone, and put out a trough full of raw vegetables and told her this is the only thing you were allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. Would she eat the vegetables or would she just say “ I have 24 hours I can do this” ?

She can still dick around on the computer and watch television, but no access to any food delivery service. The only food is a pound of raw celery.

Would she eat it? Probably but it might make her go crazy. Little tmi here but back in my earlier days I had an issue with certain things and at times I would take fake/not enough of my doc. That can really fuck with you on a level that I have trouble describing. The disappointment you get once you realize what you have isn’t what you want can be extremely demoralizing.

She’d breakdown into hysteria, a real hectic situation when she realizes her normal coping mechanism is not working anymore.
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Her ego and her cunty 13 year old girl defiance would never do anything she was TOLD to do, she would sit there and scream and whine till she passed out from exhaustion and would try all the mindfuckery she could to her captors but she wouldn't DARE touch a veggie simply because she was told to eat it and the fact there was no Ranch dressing.
 
Surprised Pikachu said:
you better make sure it’s hi-res as that shit is going to be studied.
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Hi-res: You damn well better have me seeing the fucking gnats and stink lines.
If feet are involved, we better see toenails and Scorn ankle ballsack entities complete with unshaved skin detail.

As far as spoilers go, you only need it once because we've ALL seen 18 wheeler Mack Truck hubcap areolas (See Chantal), and NO ONE will ever see Hambutt's Pripyat Exclusion Zone because she can't ever spread them layyyyyyggggs far enough, and her gunt covers it up anyway.
 
Sarah Connor said:
Amberlynn has said in the past that she's had no problem sending nudes to her partners before they meet so they can "see her body".
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Oof marone imagine trying to get turned on by a nude knowing that under that buzz ball shaped belly 30 days worth of cheesecake factory and Walmart snacks are being processed.
 
Constellationzero said:
As far as spoilers go, you only need it once because we've ALL seen 18 wheeler Mack Truck hubcap areolas (See Chantal), and NO ONE will ever see Hambutt's Pripyat Exclusion Zone because she can't ever spread them layyyyyyggggs far enough, and her gunt covers it up anyway.
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idk, Reddit posted this clip and it seems like there is a whole horrifying lot to see
 

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