🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Only one way to settle this.
Amber and Alexis need to have a public weigh-in on a livestream.
Lots of witnesses and video.
Otherwise we're forever going to believe they are the same size.
 
EDIT: The man in the photo is her step dad.
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Alexis must get her pro wrestler frame from her daddy. Ain't no way she took after her petite momma.
 
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Anal Del Rey said:
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So five inches taller and looks the same size as fat Al. Maybe she is correct, maybe she isn't the same size, maybe she is bigger. She does look so much different than her filtered pictures. She have to be some big loser to be rejected by someone like Amberlynn. It's actually hysterical.

Also, I have to say, if any of my friends wore that stupid purse out for a night of clubbing it wouldn't be clubbing with me. I wouldn't be caught dead with someone wearing that stupid thing. She looks like a 600 retard, more retarded than she usually looks. You have to have an extra chromosome or two to thing that looks good.
 
Anal Del Rey said:
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YEAH! Go FUCK YOURSELF, Dani! LexLoser totally isn't as fat as Amber! She's only as fat as BECKY...

Nah, dude. The Beanie-Queenie looks at least as fat as Krystle-Era Amber (late Krystle-Era Amber).

notfoodienotbeauty said:
You have to have an extra chromosome or two to thing that looks good.
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I must admit I'm finding myself questioning the total chromosome count of the three-headed blob in this picutre. I'm certain you'd find spares if you counted.

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OMG, y'know what this reminds me of? Remember early to mid Becky era when Amber would "double-date" with the double-Ds (aka: continue to go on dates with Destiny while dragging Becky along with her)? It feels just like that - except Amber and Slommus are playing the role of the Double-Ds. And LexLoser is playing the role of Ambie - dragging around her own version of Becky.
 
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Alexis claiming she's a dainty 250 elbees? Lol. Lmao. Certainly closer to 300, imo.
Regardless, she is a hideous lardy bitch who is desperate for any crumb of attention she can get.
I find her to be the most unlikeable of the tubby butch bunch. Her attitude is so pretentious, she's a two-faced cunt.
 
Peepeekakaland said:
Amber got cancer and she wasn't even fazed by it. I'm sure she gives 0 fucks about her laygs or her gut touching the floor
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Gives no fucks because her feeder gf likes her body the way it is. As soon as her feeder isnt around the self hatred and hiding will come back. Everythings different when amber has someone who loves her for her.
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She is so backhanded because what kind of "friend" would say something like that about each other. With friends like Alexis who needs enemies.
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Amber and alexis are the same person. Fat and angry on the inside. Alexis is the skinnier one of the two so shes always going to take pot shots at amber. Also another reason amber will never date her, alexis is the girly girl so thats never gonna happen.
 
Xenomorph said:
I wish Amber and Alexis dated because they mirror one another and Amber deserves it :)
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There is also the insecurity over Amber having really nice hair and arguably having the prettier face (or at least a stronger makeup/filter game). In every candid we have of Alexis she looks like some kind of swamp ghoul cryptid (who is also obese), so she's very obviously coping by telling herself she's at least above Amber and can act catty to her because Alexis can at least say she's not quite as fat. I mean she's actually physically hiding behind Hamber in that photo lmfao the trollshielding is literal.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Amber having really nice hair and arguably having the prettier face
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If you look at each of their unfiltered faces next to each other, they're almost identical. Tiny eyes, tiny lips, no defining features, drowning in a massive pool of pale face fat with multiple chins. Amber only has a "pretty face" when using the same filters that alexis uses. Amber showed her greying, fried, dry hair recently. Not much different than Alexis' fried flat curls.

Neither one of them is capable of taking care of themselves in a way that would bring out their best features. Both Alexis and Amber could have great hair for their age, but they can't be bothered to make the effort. They both rely on 21st century technology to make them look good. Why make an effort when your phone can do it all for you while you sit around and watch tiktoks and eat uber eats?
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
There is also the insecurity over Amber having really nice hair and arguably having the prettier face (or at least a stronger makeup/filter game). In every candid we have of Alexis she looks like some kind of swamp ghoul cryptid (who is also obese), so she's very obviously coping by telling herself she's at least above Amber and can act catty to her because Alexis can at least say she's not quite as fat. I mean she's actually physically hiding behind Hamber in that photo lmfao the trollshielding is literal.
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Big Al is balding and thinning and she knows it too
 
AzurePastures said:
If you look at each of their unfiltered faces next to each other, they're almost identical. Tiny eyes, tiny lips, no defining features, drowning in a massive pool of pale face fat with multiple chins. Amber only has a "pretty face" when using the same filters that alexis uses. Amber showed her greying, fried, dry hair recently. Not much different than Alexis' fried flat curls.
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I mean even stevie wonder can tell that these filters were working harder then Chantal eating gravy.
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