🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
- Thread starter PiggyPie
- Start date
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
- Joined
- Feb 15, 2021
That could almost be a mirror reflection. She’s definitely not half Ambers weight at 4-5” taller.
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2020
Wisconsinites are always completely oblivious to the absolute state of their personal metrics. Amberlynn will fit in just fine there, given this fact. Alexis is only reaffirming this narrative.View attachment 6481679
View attachment 6481685View attachment 6481683Forgive me for the double posting but does she think we were born yesterday?? We have eyes
Lmfao Alexis will die on this obese hill before she admits that she's on par with Hamber.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2021
Imagine throwing your “friend” under the bus like that, in every comment section everywhere. Ouch
I’m
These deep, extremely philosophical thoughts burden me.
Sometimes when we go hiking or climb high elevations, you look down and your brain does this weird thing and thinks of situations of “what if I just jump?” (No I do not want to kill myself). I feel the same way looking at this picture, if I was walking across the road seeing 3 deathfats waddling and the feeder I would think “What if I just throw a bowling ball at them, would I score a strike?”
These deep, extremely philosophical thoughts burden me.
- Joined
- Sep 20, 2016
Imagine standing next to Amberlynn and being the fat one. Amber only keeps her around to look skinnier.
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2020
Imagine being fat. Can't relate. I'm dead.
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2014
BPD 
Hippy Dippy
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2020
They look like they’re out walking on my city’s equivalent to skid row.
dfranki723
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 6, 2019
Alexis is hands down the most pathetic character outside of Hamber herself.
The absolute desperation to be noticed and talked about is embarrassing. I don't know why she's getting offended at the weight comparisons, she's fucking huge. If Albert wasn't standing next to her, she'd still be a massive mountain of flesh.
I hope they both passive aggressively tear eachother down throughout their entire ''friendship''.
The absolute desperation to be noticed and talked about is embarrassing. I don't know why she's getting offended at the weight comparisons, she's fucking huge. If Albert wasn't standing next to her, she'd still be a massive mountain of flesh.
I hope they both passive aggressively tear eachother down throughout their entire ''friendship''.
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2020
I don't know how Alexis has managed to somehow be the one character in the Amberverse even less likeable than big gorl herself, but she has. Congrats!
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2023
While I think Alexis is lying about "only" weighing 250lbs, she looks like she carries all of her weight in her torso, and next to hamber whose weight is mostly in her shelf ass and elephantine legs, it's almost like an optical illusion where she looks like she's the same size.
Alexis if you see this talk to a doctor about insulin resistance and hypothyroidism. Those are the major contributing factors to your fucked up weight distribution.
- Joined
- Nov 18, 2020
Whoa. I thought the lady Kiwis were exaggerating, but Alexis and Amberlynn are basically the same size. What are the odds?
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2024
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2016
Amber wins the fattest competition because Slommy chose Hamber as her prize heifer.
- Joined
- Feb 10, 2022
This is Alexis? I thought this was a 45 year old forklift operator seeing his favorite garage band.
BubblezMcThreee
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2024
I think so too, but obesity starts at a BMI of 30, morbid obesity begins at a 40 body mass index. It's a pretty fucked up mind set to insist and almost brag that you're only a little bit morbidly obese .
Alexis is definitely an insufferable cunt, but I think Erica and her wife, Britany were also more hatable than ALR. 'Hey let's troll this mentally ill super morbidly obese woman for shits and giggles then act like victims when it all goes tits up.' I know they were just short term characters in the current season of this program, but they really were the worst.
True... I think she is probably pushing- if not over- 300lbs, but although their upper bodies look about the same size, Hamber has a huge ass an almost inhumanly, impossibly big legs, which have only swelled and gotten bigger in recent months. If Alexis is one of those girls fat girls with a flat ass and relatively skinny legs, then it is possible she she does weigh quite a bit less than Amber
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
Shitty keyboard tunes...
Chantal sighs
...Pathetic...
She's so faht she's so gross she will never find loveThe only one who could love her
is the Good Lord up above
(Sighs) ...Pathetic...
Pange
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 26, 2024
I thought she was getting ready for her match with hulk Hogan on wrestle mania brother !
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2020