🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Gawd dayum they don’t even look like legs anymore
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I hate it when you guys make me go watch her Tiktok (:_(Still more traumatizing than Salah's patch-work wiener.

Too bad her cut up pant legs didn't get caught in the escalator.
 
Jerome Saunders said:
Now that Amber is FINALLY potentially interesting again as she leans plummets into her role of feedeee (praise all the false moon landings and false stars in our universe), could someone point me in the direction of reactors who haven't been totally neutered?
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There are none, hon. They're all flappy handed faggots. All that's left are Alex is Shook (faggot) Zachary Michael (faggot) and Oh Lordy it's Jordy (faggot).

Rawdog the archives posted here. You can do it.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Does Emily work outside the home? If she does I’m predicting a situation similar to destiny where she calls and harasses her non stop at work. The idea of moving Amber into your home makes me shudder.
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From memory, I believe her dox had her as a nurse. Amber won’t be able to harass her non stop at work because she’ll be too busy to take calls, and very likely won’t even have her phone on her during shifts. Emily would be wise to have Amber get her own apartment close by, but Amber won’t do that. She’s already moved her pets in, and sent mommaLynn and step daddy to be home in the van, so Amber isn’t planning on going anywhere.
 
These layg reveals aren’t accidental. Slommy liked exhibiting her last prize sow on the feeder forums and she’s buttering up Amber (heh) to post bodycon. The last season of this show is shaping up to be a good one.
 
How the fuck is she not cripplingly embarrassed to be seen in public. Surely not even the clinical narcissism, delusions of grandeur, and whatever version of body dysphoria she has would overpower the overwhelming shame of letting your body get like this. And she thinks she's the hottest person in any room she's in too. Baffling but intriguing, i almost have to respect the audacity.

Also her legs look like Spongebob after Squidward pranked him back.
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Gawd dayum they don’t even look like legs anymore
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I saw a zoomed in version of the lower half of this screenshot on Reddit. I only saw the bottom of the picture, from the lips purse down, and I thought it was Amber’s legs and and tiny frog ass seen from behind. Her thighs bulge over her knees so much that her knees are concave, so it read as the back of her legs.

Amber has broken my brain. She is fat, and I would not have sex with her.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Gawd dayum they don’t even look like legs anymore
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Holy FUCK, brave of her to be on an escalator with those saggy pant bottoms.
HOLY GUNT and I don't even understand how she could NOT have shin splints ....SHE IS FULL OF YELLOW LYMPHATIC FLUID LIKE YOU COULD POP HER LIKE WATER BALLOON.
And let's be real the filters are off and she's showing full bod because it pleases her feeder gf and her online friends.
 
Fuck, picture introducing your new girlfriend to your parents and Lumpy Ol' Albert comes waddling through the door sideways, diseased elephant legs and all. Horrifying.
 
You know, I realized we haven't seen Twonko since the van vid, poor thing is probably all scared and hiding from this move (:_(
And of course fat fuck goes out without a care in the world
 
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Jerome Saunders said:
My fellow Amber watchers, I fell off long ago. She was my first lolcow, in 2018/9 early gaycare era. Even at her most amusing I couldn't raw dog Amber and relied on reactors. I know MichaelBPetty was an obese faggot himself, but I still enjoyed his snarky commentary. Now that Amber is FINALLY potentially interesting again as she leans plummets into her role of feedeee (praise all the false moon landings and false stars in our universe), could someone point me in the direction of reactors who haven't been totally neutered? I listen to TheAnkle and he is funny at times and was really sad to learn recently that Sabine had passed away.

I ask in this thread and not gorlworld because I don't follow Chantal outside of health scares. But this feeder arc of Pookies has my attention.
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I only watch Bottle and Orange Queen to catch up. Can't stand the bitchy pearl clutching fags.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
I shock she can find "pants" that somewhat fit her. I kinda want try a pair just to see how deformed her body is.
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At the very least she could take her numerous pairs of identical black wommart trousers to a seamstress or someone to be taken up so they're not dragging all over the fucking ground. but that might eat into her Amazawn haul funds.
 
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