🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Mamalynn DIDN'T stay in Winsconsin to drive her back so..... how is Ambie getting back home?
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No one should expect her to return to Kentucky. Basically, Kristine and her boyfriend did what Jade did previously. They just got rid of her. I am sure that they had enough of driving her around and taking care of her like a toddler. Her YouTube videos are 2-3 weeks old and it is possible that her flat has been cleaned out already and the movers have picked up her stuff in her way to Wisconsin.

Does she have her own place in Wisconsin or is she moving with Emily? I am far from certain of the later one. Emily might want Amber close but not too close. All her stuff would be fine in a one bedroom flat but too much for her house.
What will Amber do about vlogging? In her own place, she has the liberty of vlogging at all time of day or night doing mundane things, but at Emily, she would be restricted. She already mentioned that she wont vlog much there. She needs YT income, so what will she do?
 
lostinwoods said:
No matter how times I see it I still can't ever understand how she stands on those things, that's sight to behold. How have her layygs not collapsed under all that weight? Is she a robot?
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Curious to see if she's grown any gross barnacles on them like James King and Steven Assanti.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
No one should expect her to return to Kentucky. Basically, Kristine and her boyfriend did what Jade did previously. They just got rid of her. I am sure that they had enough of driving her around and taking care of her like a toddler. Her YouTube videos are 2-3 weeks old and it is possible that her flat has been cleaned out already and the movers have picked up her stuff in her way to Wisconsin.

Does she have her own place in Wisconsin or is she moving with Emily? I am far from certain of the later one. Emily might want Amber close but not too close. All her stuff would be fine in a one bedroom flat but too much for her house.
What will Amber do about vlogging? In her own place, she has the liberty of vlogging at all time of day or night doing mundane things, but at Emily, she would be restricted. She already mentioned that she wont vlog much there. She needs YT income, so what will she do?
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I love that Oklahoma has been such a boring shit show that even the veterans of the thread just say Kentucky. It's not like there's any difference between the two. It just shows how far she has fallen.


And to not double post but she couldn't lift her legs to shower at Destiny's mother's house and that was 150 pounds ago. There's no way she can shower in Justin Feeder's home.
 
TardiX said:
The catfishing between these two holy shit! I didn't even realize at first that was Alexis. Omg they're disgusting. Wisconsin lezzies sorry this is your dating pool bleck!
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Alexia looks great, funny how she looks much slender on TikTok.
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Boolean Bitch said:
When a dude standing on a chair is still struggling to get you, your bestie and her gf all in frame, it's time to rethink your life choices.
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The guy went above and beyond to get all these fatsos in frame, he should be proud of himself.

Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Jesus Christ they look like they're melting. Do fatties just attract other fatties? Why are they congregating??

Humburger-Lynn looks like she has no teeth - not a good look - and Alexis looks about 15 years older than she is.



I agree though, for someone so empathetic and worried about her pets she seems fine leaving them for nights on end after a traumatic 19 hour road trip to go and have 3sums (awful thought) with her emotional support feeder and her ratty friend.

Yet again another Q&A on Instagram yesterday too. Alexis apologised to her, after saying that she wouldn't be Amber's knight in shining armour and save her if she moved to Winsconsin and it didn't work out with Beiber? Mamalynn DIDN'T stay in Winsconsin to drive her back so..... how is Ambie getting back home?

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We all know Amber doesn't do long-distance relationships and Slommy will never move to Oklahoma, the only solution to her problem is to stay in Wisconsin long enough to convince Slommy to let her move in. Her taking the pets also indicates her desire to move in with her feeder gorlfriend as soon as possible.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Curious to see if she's grown any gross barnacles on them like James King and Steven Assanti.
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Barnacles smell more pleasant than anything growing on the gorl's layges. I suppose the bandaids hide the sores from her "excoriation."

Anyone else notice the fat dummy use the proper vernacular for why she packed oh so many bandaids? Ol' Emily is teaching the gorl new words.
 
she might just rent a Storage Space and get the Moving Company toss all her junk in there...
and when Emily fed her into an early Grave...one day the rent for the storage unit will not be paid anymore and the
owner will ebay the "Mystery Storage" for 1000 Bucks and some poor Fucker will drown in 4 Dollar Earrings from walmart O.o
 
Muddy Fupa Balls said:
Would he absolutely amazing (in the worst way possible) to witness her food aggression around Emily/others or her daughter (if she is actually going to meet her).

No! The last cake slice is for me guise! Emilaaaay, tell her! My anxiety is triggered !!!
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"Whose cake is that?"
Bipolar Tomato said:
Alexia looks great, funny how she looks much slender on TikTok.


The guy went above and beyond to get all these fatsos in frame, he should be proud of himself.



We all know Amber doesn't do long-distance relationships and Slommy will never move to Oklahoma, the only solution to her problem is to stay in Wisconsin long enough to convince Slommy to let her move in. Her taking the pets also indicates her desire to move in with her feeder gorlfriend as soon as possible.
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Bahahahaha what an ugly, fat. Bitch. I actually wondered before why she would want to date Amber, I guess we know because she is as fat and ugly as big Al. It's also the reason Amber wouldn't date her, because she isn't attractive to fat people.
 
dfranki723 said:
She has no issue with displaying jealousy and a lack of empathy toward children. She's the perfect evil stepmother stereotype. I hope she isn't left alone with her ever (if it gets to that point where she's meeting her) because I can guarantee she's the sort of woman to be a cruel bully in private when with kids.

I hope the Dad having custody is true, simply for that reason.
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In most divorce/separation, the caring of the children is an intricate dance between the parties, and anything that disrupt this relationship can bite one of the parties badly. While the father has custody, Emily has probably ample access to her daughter, and having the child complaining to the father that Amber mistreated her, would be the equivalent of the nuclear option in family court. This would not end well for Amber.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
In most divorce/separation, the caring of the children is an intricate dance between the parties, and anything that disrupt this relationship can bite one of the parties badly. While the father has custody, Emily has probably ample access to her daughter, and having the child complaining to the father that Amber mistreated her, would be the equivalent of the nuclear option in family court. This would not end well for Amber.
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What if AL buys food, take out and gives candy to the kid and it starts becoming a honey booboo situation type deal?
 
Amber will never share food, not even with a child she's trying to impress.
I however, will share cookie recipes.

This is a non-Crumbl recipe from my mother's cook book. It is how she wrote it. Imagine for yourselves the fading ink and her even, tidy Palmer-style cursive.

Baby Ruth Cookies

1 1/4 cups flour
1/2 tsp soda
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) margarine
3/4 cup sugar
1 egg
1 cup Baby Ruth candy bars, cut into small pieces
1/2 tsp vanilla

Sift together flour, soda and salt.
Cream together margarine and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs. Stir in candy pieces and dry ingredients. Add vanilla and blend well. Chill dough for 30 minutes. Drop by half teaspoonfuls onto greased baking sheets. Bake in moderate oven (350) 10 to 20 minutes or until done. Remove from baking sheets and place on wire racks to cool.
 
Amber rented the van because Momma and StepDadlynn are gonna move out her shit for her and either keep it or donate it to their church.
 
Anal Del Rey said:
View attachment 6456151The filters AND the colorful lights gave up.
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That bar/club/whatever looks fucking deserted, though it's not surprising that the three stooges would pick a midweek night to go out when there will be less people there to point and laugh.

As an aside, do you think the staff need to put down a wet floor sign after Amber's laaaaeeeeyrgs leak snail slime everywhere??
 
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