🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hambers Dainty Hands said:
I'm going to be so surprised if Amber ends up going back for the rest of her things, she'll end up abandoning it and leaving it for her landlord to sort through all 900 of her temu/shein purses.
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People are going trekking on the Himalayas with less stuff than her. Who carries bottle of perfumes when they go on holidays? Perhaps a store sample size one, but not on the rest. She is basically doing the same thing as she did when she moved from Lexington. She left other people to pack all her rubbish.

Hambers Dainty Hands said:
As for the pets - there is no way she isn't moving there if she's taking her animals. Who takes their pets on a 10+ hour journey for the fun of it? When I moved 9+ hours away with my cats I took breaks every hour on leashes. It's not hard.
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She is going there for a while. What I am not sure is if she is moving with Emily or she will get an apartment close by. I am sure Emily has furnished her place already and probably do not want of have all of Amber's furniture. So, if Amber moves there, she would have to get rid of most of her stuff, like the journals, books, Lego, other kid level activity items, etc.

Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Ontop of that, mamalynn AND her stepdad came to wave her off goodbye? Sending her off to slaughter and washing their hands of her by the sounds of it. Can I blame them? Not really. I'm sure we'll see her again in 4 years either when Tommy Beiber gets tired of Hambers narcissism, or she dies and mamalynn is updating us on it. We can only hope.
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You are very optimistic by giving this relationship 4 years. I am not sure if it will last till Christmas. Amber will do something stupid to annoy Emily. My bet is that Emily's kid is not going to get along with Amber. By next Year, she will be moving with Alexis.
 
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Dave&Bust-a-nut said:
Damn this bitch is HUUUUUGE!!!! Her legs are so close to bursting at this point. The way she has to walk now is worse than it used to be, and I didn't even think that was possible.

In other news, she did not pack all of that just to stay 5 days. She's definitely going to overstay her welcome (not that we didn't already know), and "ToMmY" is going to regret trying to get into them folds. She's gonna have to roll her out of the house cause hamburguesa isn't going anywhere at this point. 5 days... what a joke. And yknow if she really is there for only 5 days, those poor fucking animals. Being hauled for 19 hours just for that, after just getting used to her new place too. Christ. Please take away her animals.
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wonder how she will be getting back home if that’s what happens.
 
who knows, if Amber ever unpackt her household after she moved close to her Mother...she might just lived out of boxes (would explain why she never hung any pictures)...
she will surely stuffed all the opend boxes close again and just pay a company to move her shit into emilys house when she made her nest like a rat in the sewer..

that Emily has a Kid, i think that is more practical for Amber...because she will buy herself into the heart of that child with toys and sweets when ever she can...
and when Emily is tired of Ambers attitude and she wants to break up with our Girl, Amber will beg her not to do it because..
"imagine what that would mean for the poor child...she already lost your previous partner...and now she is finally so happy and attached to me..you can t do this to us"

manipulation at it s finest...
 
Lol the first time Tommy mentions how "it's so nice that you're here" or "I'm going to miss you when you leave" Hambo will pop up with "I can stay longer!!! Omg how great that I brought the animals!!"

I'd wager amber is working on some planned cellulitis/danleen ankle in order to extend her stay. It will be shocking if she returns home after 5 days.

reminds me of Pride and Prejudice when Mrs. Bennet makes Elizabeth walk in the rain to Mr. Bingley so she'll get sick and have to stay longer in his care... but instead of an overbearing mother scheming to get her daughter a good husband a morbidly obese hamplanet is scheming for a new care taker. And they say romance is dead humph.
 
These aren't legs anymore. They look like tree stumps.
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I really hope the Amberlynn storyline ends within the next 3ish years.

GlitterandLasers at least has distinguishable feet, as does Chantal. Both of the aforementioned heifers fly semi regularly. Amberlynn very obviously has a lesser IQ than either of them. Fucking go off into the sunset (carted off by the fire department through a hole made in your bedroom wall) and let better cows shine.
 
Bill Evans 45 said:
There will be a lot of stops too. Snacks are not meals-uh. Bathroom breaks are not going to be quick. I'd round it out to about 19 hours.
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Boolean Bitch said:
MY 19 HOUR ROAD TRIP TO WISCONSIN!!!!!!!
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Good lord, I called it. I would love step dad's report on the trip, he must really love Mama Lynn. Or hate Amber and hope she never comes back. Bolth?
 
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