🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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As mentioned before, the house has stairs and a step at the front door. The bathrooms are not large.
First off, fucking ew that pink bathroom. Just why. Second off, why are these kinds of retarded houses a thing? It's like they can't decide on being either a one or two story so they just spit you out in the middle right when you walk in making you have to take stairs to get anywhere else.

The gaycare house was peak. I miss seeing that place.
 
when Amber really traveld with a car...why did she buy hygiene product stuff that is made for airplane seethrough?O.o when u go by car u could just pack your normal stuff...maybe her mom just drove her to the airport and she flew to Tommy...who ever drove her must have made the whole trip back then because of the car...it would make way more sense that Amber flew the way O.o
 
I wonder if she got a petsitter. I'm sure Mamalynn doesn't give a damn about Hambie's pets since she already works, soooo... maybe the they/them she faghags for is watching them. Maybe whoever it is will pull an FFG and free twonk and the kitties from their prison. Maybe I'm being too optimistic.
 
The unnecessary spending never stops with this one.
Buying a whole new suitcase because the inside on the old one isn't ✨️aesthetics✨️ is another level.

And lol on not wanna go "to crazy" on saving for your future, Icon!
 
I wonder if she got a petsitter. I'm sure Mamalynn doesn't give a damn about Hambie's pets since she already works, soooo... maybe the they/them she faghags for is watching them. Maybe whoever it is will pull an FFG and free twonk and the kitties from their prison. Maybe I'm being too optimistic.
Don't forgot mammalynn is a convicted animal abuser, so I'm sure that is exactly who Amber trust to watch her so-called babies.
 
As mentioned before, the house has stairs and a step at the front door. The bathrooms are not large.
Just imagine how bad that house is going to smell once Amber's been in it for a few days.

My prediction for these two?
Emily is going to feed Amber up to bed bound size, then dump her in a nursing home for someone else to clean up after.
 
Great idea letting everyone know you have an envelope full of cash in your apartment and that you're going on vacation. Even better idea, not saving your money in a high-yield savings account or CD but buying ANOTHER one of these silly envelope systems.
 
I find it even crazier that Amber seems to have no problem finding an endless supply of these morons even dumber than her, who willingly allow themselves to be constantly sucked into her dramatic, bullshitty nonsense.
I think it's more of matter of an endless supply of people who think they're smarter than she is. They will be the one to empty out the world's fattest bank! They are smarter and stronger than her narcissism! She's an idiot and they aren't'!
Amberlynn reminds everyone that Nikocado Avocado made a video saying that Amber lied about cancer,
Oh is she mad that Nik lost half an Amber? Lol good.
 
And the comment section is eating it up. Yeah this one is different because this gf wants her to get bigger and more immobile.
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it's giving 0 chemistry relationship it's giving leading a toddler through the store it's giving two awkward 13 year olds couple goals

it's giving shut the hell up with this cringe TikTok bullshit, Christiana, you fucking sped.
 
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You know she just put down an extra litter box for the cats, possibly an astro-turf pee pad for the dog, and filled a bunch of bowls with water and kibble.
$10 says Methmamma has Twinkie who will get by with rapidly hardening kibble piled up in a bowl (because, like her massive offspring, Kristine can’t be arsed to portion it), and table scraps from McDonald’s takeout. So pretty much what Twinkie is already used to.
The cats will probably have free rein of the apartment, and a nice quiet break from the wheezing, shrieking, stomping, and knocking at the door by UberEats drivers. Hopefully they have clean litter boxes and enough food and water.
 
The lack of consideration for her animals always manages to disgust me. All three beans got the worst luck of the draw. The only upside is if she dies alone, they'll get the feast of their lives.
 
Is she actually walking in a store? No scooter? I'm shocked.
Remember this is all part of her "I'm a mobile queen who can walk for miles and miles" psyop when she first gets into a relationship, she'll be back to wearing the wrong shoes and scootypuffs before long.
 
Remember this is all part of her "I'm a mobile queen who can walk for miles and miles" psyop when she first gets into a relationship, she'll be back to wearing the wrong shoes and scootypuffs before long.
Yeah she pretended to be a on-the- go health queen when Jade arrived. Then the poop bun appeared and she ordered food round the clock, with Jade having to literally ask her to get up from the desk and go for a walk which led to her fateful fall.
 
How much do we want to bet Amber will fully move in immediately, break her lease in KY and pay the penalty fees then have a long-distance hauling company bring all her beige *~aesthetic~* crap furniture and decor to WI? They would even pack up all her shit for her if Mamalynn supervises.
There is no doubt that Amber would move right away even if she has knows Emily, aka Tommy ,for so little time. She would also marry her in no time. Amber is not that difficult. She just want someone to take care of her like a 6 year old.

The actual question is would Emily want Amber to move with her. Emily does know that Amber is useless and needy, and while she is likely a feeder, she is not likely to be reckless enough to have to take care of this boat anchor. Instead, she would suggest to Amber that she get an apartment somewhere close.
 
There is no doubt that Amber would move right away even if she has knows Emily, aka Tommy ,for so little time. She would also marry her in no time. Amber is not that difficult. She just want someone to take care of her like a 6 year old.

The actual question is would Emily want Amber to move with her. Emily does know that Amber is useless and needy, and while she is likely a feeder, she is not likely to be reckless enough to have to take care of this boat anchor. Instead, she would suggest to Amber that she get an apartment somewhere close.

I think a part of the feeder fetish  is about domination. She is useless and needy, which also makes her dependent on Emily. The bigger she gets, the more control Emily has over her.

So happy Amber found the one
 
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