Alexis had to be the one taking her to slommy.
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I don't know. The line "when your former best friend texts you and randomly tells you "she's breathing your air"" causes me to infer that Alexis didn't know of Amber being in WI until after she arrived... but no one in the Amberverse seems capable of articulating exactly what they mean, so...
... Although I'm sure that if things don't work out with Saint Thomus of Slommus, it will be Alexis making the 28+ hour round trip to haul the beach ball with a skeleton back to OKC.
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I find it crazy how even after discovering how horrible Amber is, none of these morons ever seem to realize that she really only exists online and actually blocking her (not just following a passive-aggressively cycle of "comment --> block --> unblock --> comment --> maybe block again) is 100% effective in stopping her. She could move not even one mile away from them, and that would still be far too far away for her to do anything irl to mess with them.
I find it even crazier that Amber seems to have no problem finding an endless supply of these morons even dumber than her, who willingly allow themselves to be constantly sucked into her dramatic, bullshitty nonsense. I understand the concept to people defining themselves or finding meaning through their suffering, but this is beyond absurd.
As mentioned before, the house has stairs and a step at the front door. The bathrooms are not large.
She has a back yard, and a home like that will have at least one outdoor hose bib. That should work to hose her down until about October/November, when Emily will have to drain the line to prevent it from freezing. Many homes that size also have a hose bib in the garage. That could probably be left with the line charged all winter. She should be good. And the harder it is to get her IN the house, the harder it will be to then get Ambo OUT of the house again when Slommi's sick of her (big-brain 140IQ Ambo logic).
Oh shit, I fell asleep at my post again...
* * * VLOG ALERT !!! * * *
Yeah, I really should have named it a "Reid Alert" instead. Anyhoozles... When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was making a big production out of taste testing yet more candy. Amber also bought a new suitcase, while also trying yet again to convince the masses that she showers. What's going on this time? Probably nothing of substance, but let's check to make sure. TAKE US IN!!...
i'm traveling & my thoughts on nikocado avocado
RECAP: Absolute filler NONTENT, not worth a proper recap. Amber explains and shows how a money envelope works (with a drawn out demonstration). Amber cuts the tags and takes the paper out of her new rolling luggage and the hideous pink monstrousity she bought in the previous vlog. Amberlynn reminds everyone that Nikocado Avocado made a video saying that Amber lied about cancer, and that caused THOUSANDS of people to flood into her DMs with accusations of the same. Amber is still waiting for her "HyGiEnE bAg" to be delivered, and unboxes "travel sized" bottles and containers that are just as large as the regular sized bottles and containers that the products are sold in. Proof of life for Twinkie and Rarity. Unfortunately, no confirmation yet that she hasn't eaten Wasabi.
" bullshit, just admit that you've kissed and made up for fuck's sake. Surely if you were going to block someone then their phone number would be the FIRST thing you'd start with??
