🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Peerless Cucumber said:
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Absolutely hilarious!

Who in their right mind would drive a shrieking, feeding, quarter ton deathfat anywhere for 14+ hours? Trapped in a car with her mindless babbling, her whining due to "muh laayhs are seeping" and her aggressive demands to get junk food along the way. Sounds like pure nightmare fuel.

I highly doubt it was Mommalynn who drove her fat ass. Getting on a coach would be out of the question because "muh anxieeety" and "muh ass-shelf".
The only backwards kinda person I can possibly think of who is mentally ill enough to pull this madness off is the shameless murderer herself: Tommy Slommy.

Let the feeding commence...
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
Has Amber ever been on an airplane?
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Yes. And we even have a photo:

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TrainWreckSpotter said:
Has Amber ever been on an airplane?
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She has talked about flying being that she is scared to get on a plane (?)

And in early 2020 she talked about the struggles and not being able to fly and travel - and would bring this up in the recent videos from time to time.

It's probably a mixture of both fear and embarrassment. She won't be able to fit in those restrooms on that plane. She would make the news if she managed to get in but stuck and couldn't get out.
 
didn't she say tommy bought her own plane ticket the first time she visited? to now have to pick Amber up, drive 14 hours, then she'll have to drive another 14 hours to drop Amber off back home, then drive ANOTHER 14 hours to drive herself back home unless she rents a car and takes a plane back home. I guess with Colleen she could just fly back and forth to visit her so the long distance was easier. this will probably be a one time thing, I can't imagine doing that over 24 hours driving trip every month.
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
Has Amber ever been on an airplane?
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Didn't she tell some story years ago about how when her and her brother were in foster care they were flying somewhere and the airline staff had to take her aside to tell her she'd need two seats which her foster family paid for after much cryeeeeeeeen and balleeeeeen (not bawling because she's an illiterate spastic) her eyes out? She must have been in her teens and at least 200 el bees lighter so the chances of her getting on a plane now are less than zero.
 
inquizadoor said:
so shes trying to get people speculating about her moving in with her feeder by buying luggage. yawn. and didnt she already have luggage?

says the guy at the vape shop thought she was 'in her lower 20's' with 'a baby face' (yeah fucking right).except she says it like it just happened but then says "i thought about it all day" so... apparently its bc shes barely wearing makeup since slommy says shes beautiful without it. definitely not bc she always stops trying after she has a new caretaker on the hook.
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He probably said- you do NOT look the age on your ID (you look 55).. and yet you ACT and SPEAK like you’re in you early 20’s… and your face looks like Baby Huey’s.

It’s either selective hearing OR (more likely) IT NEVER HAPPENED.
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Didn't she tell some story years ago about how when her and her brother were in foster care they were flying somewhere and the airline staff had to take her aside to tell her she'd need two seats which her foster family paid for after much cryeeeeeeeen and balleeeeeen (not bawling because she's an illiterate spastic) her eyes out? She must have been in her teens and at least 200 el bees lighter so the chances of her getting on a plane now are less than zero.
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Yes, it's "TOO FAT TO FIT ON A PLANE!!!" posted 7 years ago. https://youtu.be/0cPYAK_Qo2g?si=9mjLND_SFbWnFboy
People were ripping her to shreds in the comments for being a lazy, entitled fatass and calling out her claim of being 18 and still in foster care when this happened.

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She looks like a sloppy middle-aged troon in the second pic
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Gorls, it's officially September 17 somewhere in Oceania. Let the 13th Youtube Anniversary celebrations commence! :optimistic:
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Really wondering who hauled Amber‘s sizable shelf ass up there. Doesn’t Alexis also live in Wisconsin? She went radio silent a while ago, and never really seemed done with Amber. Alexis mentioned feeling hurt over Amber never visiting her. I wonder if Alexis drove Amber to reunite with her beloved.
 
Remember being in a car for any length of time makes her swolleeen so when she inevitably weighs in and has gained another stone over night it's definitely because of the travelling and not Justin Feeder funneling lard down her throat.
911truth4kidz said:
Really wondering who hauled Amber‘s sizable shelf ass up there. Doesn’t Alexis also live in Wisconsin? She went radio silent a while ago, and never really seemed done with Amber. Alexis mentioned feeling hurt over Amber never visiting her. I wonder if Alexis drove Amber to reunite with her beloved.
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Tin foil hat time, but her and Alexis are definitely still in contact and I will not be convinced otherwise. Amber is still doing that stupid "nyeeeeooooo" and "seeeeew hectiiiic" shit that she picked up from the greasy spic and affectations like that are usually dropped the instant whoever she picked it up from disappears from her life. Amberlynn is the Troll Queen after all!
 
Her mother supposedly works. Emily supposedly works. Alexis supposedly works. Who is using at least 4 days of vacation time to haul a 600lb pig to her feeders house? And then probably being a third wheel to her screeching, and blubber sucking?

It's even disgusting thinking about it. Just imagine having to sit in a car for a full day (I'm rounding up) because you're too fat to hop on a plane for a few hours.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Her mother supposedly works. Emily supposedly works. Alexis supposedly works. Who is using at least 4 days of vacation time to haul a 600lb pig to her feeders house? And then probably being a third wheel to her screeching, and blubber sucking?
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This will get old very quick. They are not going to do it more than once. After this Amber will have to decide if she moves to Wisconsin or not.

w4vy_gr4vy said:
Didn't she tell some story years ago about how when her and her brother were in foster care they were flying somewhere and the airline staff had to take her aside to tell her she'd need two seats which her foster family paid for after much cryeeeeeeeen and balleeeeeen (not bawling because she's an illiterate spastic) her eyes out? She must have been in her teens and at least 200 el bees lighter so the chances of her getting on a plane now are less than zero.
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The story was that her foster care family bought tickets for her to go to Disneyland.
 
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