🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Forget about her fitting in her seat - what happens if she needs to use the lavatory on the plane? Could she fit in the aisle?

Could you imagine her trying to get in to a regional jet or turbo prop? That would be something to see.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

@Insulin reid I'm unsure she had such food insecurities as a child as she's been fat as fuck for her entire life

 

[+who.cares+]

2015 - Kristine got clean and went to prison. She is still clean.
2015 - Amber meet Destiny, moved, got and quit jobs and gained a lot of weight. Since then, Amber has changed girlfriends, locations, weight, friends, pets and the annoying way she speaks.

 

[dfranki723]

@Insulin reid I'm unsure she had such food insecurities as a child as she's been fat as fuck for her entire life

Yeah, I remember her claiming she was sooooooo worried about when she'd get her next meal. Saying they'd not eat for a while then eat a bunch of burgers in one sitting.

That's straight bullshit. You don't get to be an obese child from starving and then pigging out every few days. It's an excuse to justify her greed and that's exactly what it is, greed, not insecurity.

 

[skilled_revolution]

Literally made an account just to say this.
Al went from being a dumb fat retard who knew her place to a smug cunt. No wonder she's voting for Kamala. Dumb bitch watches h3 podcast and thinks she's an expert in American politics now. I hate this era more than anything and I don't think she will ever be humbled anymore. She's fully embraced being a full on degenerate. What the fuck happened? I'll blame Wipey ig.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Yeah, I remember her claiming she was sooooooo worried about when she'd get her next meal. Saying they'd not eat for a while then eat a bunch of burgers in one sitting.

That's straight bullshit. You don't get to be an obese child from starving and then pigging out every few days. It's an excuse to justify her greed and that's exactly what it is, greed, not insecurity.

Idk, man. Let us not forget her parents were junkies. I am sure neither of her parents knew how to cook and mostly had junk food around. If you do not eat for a couple of days and then binge on junk food, which you will need more of to feel satiated, you automatically consume more calories and you might just get fat. This is generally the problem with junk food and why people get so fat from it.
Plus, she might just have eaten her anxiety away back then. I think having junkie parents is a god enough reason to feel unsafe and anxious all the time and turn to food for comfort. She needs snacks cause she never learned how to handle anxiety in a healthy way. This is why she has food aggression. She panics if the access to her preferred substance to abuse to numb her feelings is not available or "threatened".

 

[LonesomeDud]

Al went from being a dumb fat retard who knew her place to a smug cunt. No wonder she's voting for Kamala. Dumb bitch watches h3 podcast and thinks she's an expert in American politics now. I hate this era more than anything and I don't think she will ever be humbled anymore. She's fully embraced being a full on degenerate. What the fuck happened? I'll blame Wipey ig.

No one cares about your fat opinion. If you hate it so much, stop watching, but more importantly, stop complaining and shitting up the board if you have nothing to contribute. Eat and cry less.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Idk, man. Let us not forget her parents were junkies. I am sure neither of her parents knew how to cook and mostly had junk food around. If you do not eat for a couple of days and then binge on junk food, which you will need more of to feel satiated, you automatically consume more calories and you might just get fat. This is generally the problem with junk food and why people get so fat from it.
Plus, she might just have eaten her anxiety away back then. I think having junkie parents is a god enough reason to feel unsafe and anxious all the time and turn to food for comfort. She needs snacks cause she never learned how to handle anxiety in a healthy way. This is why she has food aggression. She panics if the access to her preferred substance to abuse to numb her feelings is not available or "threatened".

Well obesity and poverty go hand in hand in research because fast food used to be cheap. The problem now is that she supposedly has money. If you're making 2k a month, there's no reason to order fast food. It's indulgence in the best possible way and I'm here for it

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Well obesity and poverty go hand in hand in research because fast food used to be cheap. The problem now is that she supposedly has money. If you're making 2k a month, there's no reason to order fast food. It's indulgence in the best possible way and I'm here for it

Fass fud is all she knows, as previously mentioned she probably barely ate anything resembling a home cooked meal* as a child since her parents were too strung out most of the time to know if it was New York or New Year never mind feed a child something vaguely nutritious. Similarly with seesneen literally everything she eats with garlic salt/powder/black pepper/onion powder/tapatio- it's safe. (And the fact that she probably couldn't name another spice or herb, but that's by the by.)

That's why she gets all "nervous" when she's trying something new; it's not that she's fussy, but the thought of not liking something and therefore not getting the dopamine hit from her drug of choice terrifies her. We've all seen how she reacts when she doesn't like something- the toddler tantrum she threw over the sandwich she made with the "TASTES LIKE LIDURUHL POISON" buffalo chicken is a classic example. Most people would just either choke it down as to not waste food or just make something else, but not our gorl. She's every bit the junkie her parents were.


*except Gramma's Respeeee if that even qualifies as food

 

[skilled_revolution]

No one cares about your fat opinion. If you hate it so much, stop watching, but more importantly, stop complaining and shitting up the board if you have nothing to contribute. Eat and cry less.

I'm literally talking about a video she just posted... Why did the moderators approve the post if it's unrelated?

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

That's why she gets all "nervous" when she's trying something new; it's not that she's fussy, but the thought of not liking something and therefore not getting the dopamine hit from her drug of choice terrifies her. We've all seen how she reacts when she doesn't like something- the toddler tantrum she threw over the sandwich she made with the "TASTES LIKE LIDURUHL POISON" buffalo chicken is a classic example. Most people would just either choke it down as to not waste food or just make something else, but not our gorl. She's every bit the junkie her parents were.

Reminds me of her childish and frankly very irrational reaction to eating a bit of Takoyaki. She seemed to be quite shocked that there's octopus inside, so she took the tiniest of nibbles and then spat it all out after barely tasting anything. When all she had was just fried dough. Or even eating ramen that had an Ajitsuke egg in it, getting all nervous over some runny yolk.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm literally talking about a video she just posted... Why did the moderators approve the post if it's unrelated?

"aMbErLyNn wILL nEVEr bE a HumBLe fAtTy lieK MEEEEE" - you

Learn the culture around here. No one wants to hear your equally stupid and unfunny opinions. And if you think I'm "mean," boy, buckle up and get ready to learn how you are actually perceived if you have the metaphorical ears to listen.

 

[dfranki723]

you automatically consume more calories and you might just get fat. This is generally the problem with junk food and why people get so fat from it.

Dude, you do not get as big as her (as a child) unless you were consistently eating stupid amounts of food every day. Her tale of not being fed for ages was straight nonsense fabricated for sympathy. Her parents most likely gave her food whenever they wanted her to stop bothering them or behave, which given their neglect means they did it 24/7 so they didn't have to parent her.

She's literally been fat since she was a toddler.
A normal active child has to eat so much food to get fat because they're usually very active and metabolism is on their side.
Eating a lot of junk food twice a week and starving every other day does not make a kid obese.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Fass fud is all she knows, as previously mentioned she probably barely ate anything resembling a home cooked meal* as a child since her parents were too strung out most of the time to know if it was New York Or New Year never mind feed a child something vaguely nutritious. Similarly with seesneen literally everything she eats with garlic salt/powder/black pepper/onion powder/tapatio- it's safe. (And the fact that she probably couldn't name another spice or herb, but that's by the by.)

That's why she gets all "nervous" when she's trying something new; it's not that she's fussy, but the thought of not liking something and therefore not getting the dopamine hit from her drug of choice terrifies her. We've all seen how she reacts when she doesn't like something- the toddler tantrum she threw over the sandwich she made with the "TASTES LIKE LIDURUHL POISON" buffalo chicken is a classic example. Most people would just either choke it down as to not waste food or just make something else, but not our gorl. She's every bit the junkie her parents were.


*except Gramma's Respeeee if that even qualifies as food

Solid reference my dude

Dude, you do not get as big as her (as a child) unless you were consistently eating stupid amounts of food every day. Her tale of not being fed for ages was straight nonsense fabricated for sympathy. Her parents most likely gave her food whenever they wanted her to stop bothering them or behave, which given their neglect means they did it 24/7 so they didn't have to parent her.

She's literally been fat since she was a toddler.
A normal active child has to eat so much food to get fat because they're usually very active and metabolism is on their side.
Eating a lot of junk food twice a week and starving every other day does not make a kid obese.

Interesting. I never thought of that way. When you think "strung out" junkie parents you imagine people so deep in their addiction than even the act of feeding their children is ignored. (Example being Dukie and his family situation on HBO's The Wire if you have seen that show.)

As you keenly pointed out, Amber was fed enough to get to the size she was at her age. How can her family be junkies yet she is fat? You here stories all the time of children going to school hungry because of lack of food but clearly that wasn't Amber's case.

Clearly it was shitty ultraprocessed food but still she had enough access to it become that fatty she is.

How? I can't square the circle.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Literally made an account just to say this.
Al went from being a dumb fat retard who knew her place to a smug cunt. No wonder she's voting for Kamala. Dumb bitch watches h3 podcast and thinks she's an expert in American politics now. I hate this era more than anything and I don't think she will ever be humbled anymore. She's fully embraced being a full on degenerate. What the fuck happened? I'll blame Wipey ig.

Amber humble? When? Can you give me one example of her being humble about anything? She has always been a stupid fat pig.

 

[Mall Goth]

Reminds me of her childish and frankly very irrational reaction to eating a bit of Takoyaki. She seemed to be quite shocked that there's octopus inside, so she took the tiniest of nibbles and then spat it all out after barely tasting anything. When all she had was just fried dough. Or even eating ramen that had an Ajitsuke egg in it, getting all nervous over some runny yolk.

Her over the top reactions to food she doesn't like are most likely performative. She might experience genuine disgust but the obnoxious toddler-esque behavior is just her trying to act like a cute, quirky waif who is so delicate and unique that she can only eat certain foods a certain way or else she won't eat at all, like mangling her Taco Bell and McNuggets before allowing them passage through her lips.

 

[marjoram]

...That's why she gets all "nervous" when she's trying something new; it's not that she's fussy, but the thought of not liking something and therefore not getting the dopamine hit from her drug of choice terrifies her. We've all seen how she reacts when she doesn't like something- the toddler tantrum she threw over the sandwich she made with the "TASTES LIKE LIDURUHL POISON" buffalo chicken is a classic example. Most people would just either choke it down as to not waste food or just make something else, but not our gorl. She's every bit the junkie her parents were.

Whilst I agree that FatAl is a fat junkie, I have a quibble or two with the rest of this.

The buffalo chicken was an act-Fatass has had that deli meat lots of times, she likes it just fine. She was just trying to rile up the audience by wasting food. Remember the missing wedge of spreadable cheese and the unplugged freezer? Same thing.

Also, she got at the very least 3 hots and a cot at her foster/group homes. Heck, they got her her own low fat “melk” and signed her up for WW.

Every word and action FatAl fatly says or does must be questioned. Taking 10 minutes outta her day of crap food addiction to fake throw away food is her JOB you shitlords and skinny legends.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She has gotten SO MUCH BETTER at obscuring her malignant narcissism in the past year. You listen to her vlogs now and she projects someone who has put in so much work to be a less selfish, more emotionally rational person you guys. It's easy to see how someone new to her would be fooled by it.

It's interesting to see her fine tune and evolve this persona.

I still think there is waaaaay too much irrational a-logging directed toward her (and cows in general), but this recent Slutty HomewreckerLynn era has really revealed that she's not changed at all, and never will.

Also v revealing: When asked what she loves about Justin Feeder, the answer was not that she has an interesting mind, or is complex, or funny, or deep. No, it was that she affects concern if Amber if has a tummy ache, or rubs her tired trotters.

As always, love is what the other person can do for Amber.

 

[Cherry Pie]

She has gotten SO MUCH BETTER at obscuring her malignant narcissism in the past year. You listen to her vlogs now and she projects someone who has put in so much work to be a less selfish, more emotionally rational person you guys. It's easy to see how someone new to her would be fooled by

This is because she was single and increasingly desperate to be claimed. Even now, the only person she could find is a feeder, the days of her conning women of questionable intelligence to date her are over. The only value she has now is to be a fat fuck for other people who get off to her being a fat fuck.

It's all part of the cycle. She undoubtedly is already mirroring Emily's personality, because narcissist gonna narcissist. But sooner or later, her Crazy will come out in full force, typically after she thinks her gf can't back out. Like, after moving in together, for example.

 

[poopinmy_line]

Could you imagine her trying to get in to a regional jet or turbo prop? That would be something to see.

I fully believe any aircraft would have to abort takeoff with her on board, the aerodynamics required to achieve liftoff would simply have a giving up situation type deal. Imagine how hectic it would be. They'll just have to airlift her lard ass like a beached whale