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Or Capricorn 1, and thinks it’s a documentary.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She might as well hop onto the flat earth conspiracy and say that the earth is surrounded by a glacial wall or a waterfall, just to be extra quirky.
I'm not surprised that she'll believe these conspiracies. They must make more sense to her feeble, uneducated brain than the truth.
I'm not surprised that she'll believe these conspiracies. They must make more sense to her feeble, uneducated brain than the truth.
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Yeah, this is grim and she knows it. I think at this point she's just baiting her audience for engagement. Ooh, look at the bad choices I'm making! Look how I'm making the same mistakes over and over. Tell me you're worried about me! Tell me what I'm doing wrong! Notice how troubled I am! Show me that you care (so I can laugh in your face). It's just not entertaining anymore.
This is PLing, but I knew of an "Amber" in my life (a family member to someone I'm close to). They weren't deathstar fat - probably 300lbs or a little less, but as short as Amber if not shorter. And they were JUST LIKE HER. The shaky and ever-changing, unsubstantiated claims of childhood neglect/abuse, twisting to whatever made them look the most victim-y in that moment. The obsession with accessories/jewellry/craft materials/hair. The dieting excuses. Making up their own diets, or changing everything because they knew better than the professional. Over-exaggerating minor health problems or minor medical conditions (you had a splinter; they were IMPALED - that sort of thing), while downplaying health conditions caused by weight/diet. The blaming everyone of being enablers when they got their way. The rages when they didn't get their way. The lying/distortion of events. EVEN THE SLOP SOUPS/DISGUSTING COOKING. It was uncanny.
Anyway, one thing in common this particular individual had - other than obvious clusterB/narcissism behavioural traits - was the claiming of "ANXIETY" and "panic attacks". It seems like the more that this individual got their way and lived a life of indulgence, the more unhappy they seemed to get and the smaller and smaller of things would trigger another "panic attack". And the family kept going further and further to accomodate this person in order to try and prevent triggering more "panic attacks", thinking that if they just did a little more, they could fix it. Looking in from the outside, it seemed like this individual would constantly blame their anxiety for all of these things, but rather than being uncomfortable and working on it, they instead seemed to want everyone around them to also develop their way of thinking. It was like they thought they could bend reality to their delusions and have their minions do the worrying for them or something. Personally, to me it just seemed like the person enjoyed the power trip of getting people to obey every command.
They micromanaged everything and had rules for how everything should be done - despite the fact they did very little for themselves or around the house. And their way always seemed to be the most ass-backwards way possible. They also had an endless stream of criticisms or instructions for how the person carting them around should actually be driving - despite having never had a driver's licence due to "anxiety". And if you decided to do something your own way? HELL TO PAY! Get ready for the "anxiety attack". They were the type that if they were cold, they would nag *you* to put on a sweater because looking at you made them feel cold (and somehow this was your fault). They were also the type to be in a crowded room at a party, and would sit there and "monitor" every conversation going on, jumping in to add their two cents or "correct" someone. It all reminds me of that Amber vlog in the Becky era where Amber's blathering into the camera, then suddenly scowls and snaps her head to look down the hallway and says "What was that about diabetes?!" to the boys (and maybe Becky) who were trying to have a private conversation away from Amber. Or even the "mental things is scary" vlog where Amber is freaking out in the parking lot because she sent the thumb-butler alone into Walmart to fetch the "chili" ingredients for her, and Becky forgot to buy the tube turkey.
The thing is, these panic attacks, weren't really panic attacks. If you see a panic attack for the first time and don't know what it is, it can be kinda scary. The person is hyperventilating and gasping like they can't get enough air. Then that washes out the carbon dioxide levels in their blood - which messes with the bodies' automatic breathing, so they suddenly stop breathing for short periods inbetween the gasping, which panics them even more. Then they can get spasms of the diaphram, also affecting their ability to breathe. Their heart races a mile a minute and they get red and flushed, and you wonder if they're going to have a heart attack or stroke or something. They get weird cramping in their hands and feet, which start looking gnarled and weird. It's really freaky. And when they finally come down, they are SPENT like they've just fought a boxing match and ran a marathon all in the same day. And the hand cramping and stuff can take HOURS to go back to normal.
The "panic" attacks of these fatties seem completely different. First, panic attacks don't involve the person having the attack to throw things or damage other people's property (which has been admitted by Amber as well as her ex girlfriends). Also, these "attacks" more closely mimic very ... enthusiastic temper tantrums of spoiled, entitled children. As soon as they get their way, the 'panic attack' INSTANTLY resolves, with no recovery time and no lingering symptoms.
I don't know if Amber had what the average person would consider a 'devestating' childhood like Amber describes or not. The state removed Amber (possibly twice - it's hard to know where her lies start and stop), and it's generally understood that narcissists aren't born; they're made. So her life with her family was toxic and chaotic at the very least. It's just so weird to see someone who supposedly had a hard upbringing be such a greedy, selfish, entitled, uncaring piece of shit. But it seems like this can happen when you follow up on a neglectful and unloving childhood (from abusive/narcissistic/addict parent(s)) with coddling, over-indulgence, and no boundaries/consequences for bad behaviour. And Amber's 10 1/2 years on YouTube has shown this level of indulgence by her partners and their families to the best of their emotional and financial abilities.
Anyway, one thing in common this particular individual had - other than obvious clusterB/narcissism behavioural traits - was the claiming of "ANXIETY" and "panic attacks". It seems like the more that this individual got their way and lived a life of indulgence, the more unhappy they seemed to get and the smaller and smaller of things would trigger another "panic attack". And the family kept going further and further to accomodate this person in order to try and prevent triggering more "panic attacks", thinking that if they just did a little more, they could fix it. Looking in from the outside, it seemed like this individual would constantly blame their anxiety for all of these things, but rather than being uncomfortable and working on it, they instead seemed to want everyone around them to also develop their way of thinking. It was like they thought they could bend reality to their delusions and have their minions do the worrying for them or something. Personally, to me it just seemed like the person enjoyed the power trip of getting people to obey every command.
They micromanaged everything and had rules for how everything should be done - despite the fact they did very little for themselves or around the house. And their way always seemed to be the most ass-backwards way possible. They also had an endless stream of criticisms or instructions for how the person carting them around should actually be driving - despite having never had a driver's licence due to "anxiety". And if you decided to do something your own way? HELL TO PAY! Get ready for the "anxiety attack". They were the type that if they were cold, they would nag *you* to put on a sweater because looking at you made them feel cold (and somehow this was your fault). They were also the type to be in a crowded room at a party, and would sit there and "monitor" every conversation going on, jumping in to add their two cents or "correct" someone. It all reminds me of that Amber vlog in the Becky era where Amber's blathering into the camera, then suddenly scowls and snaps her head to look down the hallway and says "What was that about diabetes?!" to the boys (and maybe Becky) who were trying to have a private conversation away from Amber. Or even the "mental things is scary" vlog where Amber is freaking out in the parking lot because she sent the thumb-butler alone into Walmart to fetch the "chili" ingredients for her, and Becky forgot to buy the tube turkey.
The thing is, these panic attacks, weren't really panic attacks. If you see a panic attack for the first time and don't know what it is, it can be kinda scary. The person is hyperventilating and gasping like they can't get enough air. Then that washes out the carbon dioxide levels in their blood - which messes with the bodies' automatic breathing, so they suddenly stop breathing for short periods inbetween the gasping, which panics them even more. Then they can get spasms of the diaphram, also affecting their ability to breathe. Their heart races a mile a minute and they get red and flushed, and you wonder if they're going to have a heart attack or stroke or something. They get weird cramping in their hands and feet, which start looking gnarled and weird. It's really freaky. And when they finally come down, they are SPENT like they've just fought a boxing match and ran a marathon all in the same day. And the hand cramping and stuff can take HOURS to go back to normal.
The "panic" attacks of these fatties seem completely different. First, panic attacks don't involve the person having the attack to throw things or damage other people's property (which has been admitted by Amber as well as her ex girlfriends). Also, these "attacks" more closely mimic very ... enthusiastic temper tantrums of spoiled, entitled children. As soon as they get their way, the 'panic attack' INSTANTLY resolves, with no recovery time and no lingering symptoms.
I don't know if Amber had what the average person would consider a 'devestating' childhood like Amber describes or not. The state removed Amber (possibly twice - it's hard to know where her lies start and stop), and it's generally understood that narcissists aren't born; they're made. So her life with her family was toxic and chaotic at the very least. It's just so weird to see someone who supposedly had a hard upbringing be such a greedy, selfish, entitled, uncaring piece of shit. But it seems like this can happen when you follow up on a neglectful and unloving childhood (from abusive/narcissistic/addict parent(s)) with coddling, over-indulgence, and no boundaries/consequences for bad behaviour. And Amber's 10 1/2 years on YouTube has shown this level of indulgence by her partners and their families to the best of their emotional and financial abilities.
Even if her stomach sticks out less than Chantal's, Amber would still need one full seat for each of her laaaygs. Plus, her shelf makes her jut out so far that her frog-ass just would barely touch the front edge of the seat. Could she sit in airplane seats without her face being smashed into the back of the chair in front of her (genuine question)?
In a recent livestream, Amber admitted that she was still flirting with randos in her DMs. In fact, she only stopped the most recent one, because that person had slipped into EMILY'S DMs and that wasn't right because Emily was Amber's girlfriend. Only Amber is allowed to cheat. And you can tell by Alexis' resentment towards Ambo that she was jerked around with constantly going back and forth between being treated like a potential new girlfriend and being put on the back burner.
Someone needs to get her to fall down the "Mandella Effect" rabbit hole. I wanna see this bitch blather about the true original spelling of "Froot Loops", the physical copies of "The Berenstain Bears" books in people's attics changing, and explain to us the science behind CERN opening portals to Ur anus.
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Cherry Pie
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Same. My mum still lives in that general area-ish. I mercifully got the hell out of Dodge. Petaluma is about as hick as the bay area gets, I'm not surprised the Beast What Spawned the Hamplanet Progeny made her home there.
The only thing I'm surprised by is that Emily is moving in with her, not the other way around. I bet Amber's happy, she loves being the one on the lease so she can lord it over people's heads.
Give it time...
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The fear of travel is kind of legit. Before you could schedule an Uber with extra leg room, I also got very nervous about taking a car that was not mine. Same with planes. I preferred train for a long time. I don't get nervous, but I can't say I look forward to it. Even now.
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I don't find the fear of travel unreasonable - my grandfather doesn't fly for that exact reason. Just think it's too close to her typical expectations that her partners (using that term VERY uselessly) have to go out of their way to accommodate her wants and needs. Because how fucking nuts is it to date someone for three months then expect them to uproot their entire life to move states for you so you have someone around to feed you, drive you around and hang out with you because you just CAN'T be alone for more than a few hours at a time? And how equally nuts is it that this bitch is talking about engagement rings already? I don't know where she's finding these people but apparently the dating pool must be pretty shallow
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Funny that she doesn't even fit into any of those things but it's aNxIeTy suuuuure
@Agoodpotroast the ring she showed was pear shaped, isn't that the shape of Becky's chick's new ring?
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I'm having trouble finding a picture but I believe Becky's new fiancee's ring is a pear shaped opal looking stone with a black band. It's also very nice, I'm not a fan of solitaires or diamonds so I'm already biased but obviously more thought out than those gawdy cheap Wal-Mart rings Amber bought for herself
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You're just about 7 Years late on that. She did a Livestream with her ex, Becky back 11 Dec 2017, where Becky stated part of why she thought Amber was intelligent and a deep-thinker was because she thought the Earth was flat. This lead to her chat asking her questions about it, and the infamous ‚the planet is actually shaped like an icecream cone' drawing she did.
Unfortunately I can't find any archive of the live, or Screenshots of the drawing. I don't know if it was never archived back then, or possibly lost when the Amberlynn Forum was collapsed into a single Thread.
I think this might be part of it? From Cxnt's archives.
Just reading through the early Thread, looks like it was 2020 she mentioned it again, walking back that she thought it was flat in particular. Just that she didn't think it wqs necessarily round either.
There's a screen cap if you search.
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I am trying to wrap my mind around this as I struggle to sleep but I think I know why she thinks the Earth is flat. Amber has been so fat for so long that she views herself as round ( I know that goes against everything she has said and done but this is Amber.) Imagine a huge human marble that also the center of the universe. That's how Amber views herself. Now if the Earth was round then it would be like two marbles stack on top of each other which we know it's not stable. A marble on a flat surface will roll but it will eventually come to stop.
Amber barely has object permanence and can not fathom things she can not see (like distances and sizes) but she does know her shapes. So for her, it's just a basic question with a simple answer : If the Earth is round, why isn't she rolling around?
Checkmate NASA
Amber barely has object permanence and can not fathom things she can not see (like distances and sizes) but she does know her shapes. So for her, it's just a basic question with a simple answer : If the Earth is round, why isn't she rolling around?
Checkmate NASA
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"I MIGHT buy a house SOMEDAY, cause that's like a hyuuuuge commitment" - 33 year old woman
Does she know you can sell a house again if you don't want to live there anymore? That you'll probably be able to sell it for more than what you bought it for? Does she know you can rent it out and make money from it? I assume not. Let's be real this bitch has NO savings and prefers to spend 100% of her paycheck on earrings, legos, torrid and food. She may even be in debt, it wouldn't surprise me.
She wants to get engaged to Emily after meeting her twice but actually being financially responsible is too much of a commitment.
Does she know you can sell a house again if you don't want to live there anymore? That you'll probably be able to sell it for more than what you bought it for? Does she know you can rent it out and make money from it? I assume not. Let's be real this bitch has NO savings and prefers to spend 100% of her paycheck on earrings, legos, torrid and food. She may even be in debt, it wouldn't surprise me.
She wants to get engaged to Emily after meeting her twice but actually being financially responsible is too much of a commitment.
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Even if she was being serious, Amber is a terrible candidate for buying a house. No genuinely stable income, a very short rental history because I doubt she's been on a lease more than the move to Lexington and maybe the apartment in Florida, no savings, probably no credit and even IF she found a place that will sell to her, she's never gonna have the impulse control to save for a down payment. Buying a house where I live is a bullshit market so her being so cavalier about it isn't a shock but IS mildly annoying
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I mean if she had been smart with her YouTube income she could already own several houses outright. She could own a little house in every state that she's lived in and have the freedom to bounce around or rent them out. She could be a real estate mogul girly pop type deal. But she prefers to spend her money on worthless consoomer crap and food instead of investing it into something long term. Being really bad with money is a super common lolcow trait.
I think she is genuinely too low IQ to think past "this is what I want right now in this moment" and tbh I kind of think she knows she's not going to live long enough to really benefit from a long term investment so she prefers to "live in the moment".
I cannot work out if she’s fatter than she is dumb or dumber than she is fat.
Either way, she is far too retarded to debate even the dumbest conspiracies. No one would even listen to her mega-fat opinion on McDonlads vs Burger King .. everything out of her mouth it LIDERULLY worthless
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Wow this really is a piece of Amber lore I did not know about. Thanks for bringing it up!
It doesn't surprise me that she's a conspiracy theorist but somehow I find it irritating that she is LIDERULLY too stupid to explain why she believes in them. For example, her trying to explain why the moon isn't real is just saying that this huge thing is just hanging there in the sky and it's SO HECTICCCCCC. No attempt to argue or show proof of otherwise, just HECTICCCCCCCC.
And I thought 2022/2023 smug-lynn was peak annoying. 2024 vocal-tics-lynn is my new most hated incarnation yet.
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If she buys a house* then she won't be able to drop everything at a moment's notice and U-haul her ass to wherever the fuck her current carer is. Renting is much less of a commitment.
*if she hadn't spent her 2019 money on Uber Eats and Temu
*if she hadn't spent her 2019 money on Uber Eats and Temu
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Mommy and her 8 year old son
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The amount of filtering required to make Amber look human make Emily look like a bizarre, twisted little gnome.
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Jimmy Durante and some county fair freakshow deathfat, 1941: Colorized.