🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Peepeekakaland]

In my opinion, while she has most certainly gained weight since her breakup with Becky/since her cancer, I don't think she has quite reached the levels of fatness she was in 2019. I think that her 2 years with Wipey actually put bit of a pause on that weight gain.

This picture, however ... Definitely getting closer and closer to her 2019 self. I see that the poo bun has made a bit of a comeback in this thumbnail, too.

She has hasn't been close to 2019 up until recently in my opinion. The vlog she posted couple of days ago where methy films her, she looks round and shaggy definitely gave 2019 vibes.

So the Slaton sisters and Nickocado lost weight while the fat slob just keeps gaining. That’s fucking hilarious. It’d be even funnier if Chantel decided to get her shit together and start dropping pounds.

Ambo loves being quarter of a ton she thrives in it, it is given that even an elephant can drop to 200- before she does at this point

 

[Boolean Bitch]

let's talk about my weight
(and no, she doesn't move from this spot for the entire video)

Not worth a full recap, as @Peepeekakaland covered the essentials. A few other points though:

• Amber admits to getting cellulitis "a few times" EVERY YEAR. Amber acts as though this is totally normal no matter how clean you keep yourself.
• Cellulitis was the reason for her weight loss 5 weeks ago, not whatever disciplined eating plan she was pretending to be on at that time (no surprise there)
• Amber tells a bullshit story that Emily is so supportive of Amber's weight loss journey, that Emily has offered to needlessly INJECT HERSELF WITH COMPOUNDED TIRZEPATIDE (and deal with whatever health complications came from that I guess), just to "support" Amber (and Amber is one sick fuck for even fantasizing about this).
• Amber has realized that all of her diets (including ones where she takes weight loss drugs), always result in her going off the diet and gaining even more weight back (and said that stopping weight loss drugs makes her SUPER HONGRY). So she decides to change it up by ... starting another diet and taking another weight loss drug. The diet his time is calories in calories out, while allowing herself what she wants to eat (because it worked so well the previous 300 times she's tried this).
• Amber's not giving up on weight loss or her channel. She believes that her videos are other people's comfort - and then admits the real reason: that she has no idea what else to do with her channel/content.

Oh yay... regular uploads about her talking about irrelevant details like how many minutes slept every night and new myfitnesspal accounts and 'tracking' - while she balloons back up and once again becomes too fat (sorry, I mean "swollen") to fit in a fucking CAR. Breakin' ("Furnitures") 2, Electric Boogaloo.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

That’s 3500 calories a day for the past 90 days to gain 17 pounds.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Watching a lil' bit of Oh Lordy It's Jordy and he seems to not want Amber to be with Emily, because the feeder stuff would be bad for Amber's health.
I have a different opinion. I think Emily should hurry up and get Amber to Wisconsin (if she isn't already there) and start stuffing her with fried cheese and ice cream. The more the better, because it will be bad for Amber's health.

Amber has lived long enough. She's had 33 years to be a decent human being and hasn't bothered.
Speedrun to the end, fatty.

Really, what does Amber have to live for?

She could either go hard, get herself an urban fifth story walk up, trot to the grocery store every day, walk Twonk four or five times a day, nearly die, and be reborn, or she could move into Slommy's hovel and eat herself to death. I mean, it's all just television to me at this point.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amber has had cellulitis like 15 times since moving to Lexington. Cellulitis is brutal, I can’t believe she just gets it and acts like it’s no big deal.

Directly from a lipedema site




Also back to good ol calorie counting all on her own. no help no support cause that has always worked out for her.

 

[Xenomorph]

I like how she thinks she's only 120 pounds more than when she started.

 

[NotViolet]

hat’s 3500 calories a day for the past 90 days to gain 17 pounds.

On top of her maintenance which is about another 3500 kcal

 

[TalulaPink0]

If I’m not mistaken, cellulitis is literally strep and staph bacteria getting into an open wound of some sort. Is she going around with her open sore legs rubbing them on shit??? How does she get it a FEW TIMES A YEAR

 

[LonesomeDud]

If I’m not mistaken, cellulitis is literally strep and staph bacteria getting into an open wound of some sort. Is she going around with her open sore legs rubbing them on shit??? How does she get it a FEW TIMES A YEAR

Poor immune system, beetus, dogs and cats jumping on the legs, poor hygiene, dirty house.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I'm going to go with "poorly received vintage Martin Short character."

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How is feeding a fetish again? Is a ferish supposed to be sexually stimulating? Where's the stimulation in making Hambone even more rotund?

 

[whatever we are now]

If I’m not mistaken, cellulitis is literally strep and staph bacteria getting into an open wound of some sort. Is she going around with her open sore legs rubbing them on shit??? How does she get it a FEW TIMES A YEAR

These are both common normal human flora, and can easily get into one of her skin rots. Those things need to be kept very clean or anything in her environment, even herself, can cause infection like this.

Truly horrifying.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I like how she thinks she's only 120 pounds more than when she started.

Oh but don't forget, the "lymphedema specialist" said that Amber has about 150lbs of lymphedema fat that she can't lose. So, acktully Amber has 30LBS LESS to lose than she did when she started her channel!

Also, Amberverse reality has changed again. Amber scolds her audience for thinking that if she's wearing her hair in a poop bun it means depression. Um, no, haydurz! It's because it's hot in Oklahoma right now! Where do haydurz get these STUPID ideas from, anyway?! (Just ignore when Amber literally said that her wearing her hair in a poop bun means depression).

Her nonsense would be a lot more fun if she actually made an effort to keep track of her lies for consistency, instead of just rambling unconsciously and not paying attention to any of the shit she says.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

The thing is even for bariatric patients you legit have to try to get cellulitis, whilst it is yes more common it is usually more associated with bed bound patients. You have to be quite dirty to achieve that also she has gained more than 17lbs. Her claim of gaining 30lbs with maintenance would mean she is eating 11,000 calories a day.

 

[Lidl Drip]

All that alcohol she's binging on with Emily has really taken it's toll. She is confused why she gained most of the weight in her face, it's alcohol bloating, sweaty. Her liver must be screaming.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Hambo posted. She claims to have only gained 17 pounds. She had cellulitis again made her sick. She claims that she's looking for other ways to lose weight and Emily is supporting her(bullcrap lol). In other words Hambo got in the internet today just to lie lol are we surprised. She looks massive this is a 50+ lb gain which is remarkable at her weight cause she has to be devouring everything she sees I'm even worried for the pets. Also Emily being supportive? Hell nah, she's been called out so many times for lying and still thinks we have room temp iq like hers doesn't she.Anyway another very boring nontent vlog as always cheers

ONLY 17 pounds? That is still a lot of weight, but I believe it's much more. The pictures I saw from her last video she was huge. She doesn't looks as big in this picture, but I'm guessing she is using some filter.

Seems like she is also using cellulitis again to get sympathy from her new feeder. Just like she did with every other girlfriend before her.

ETA I've been trying to think if I have ever heard of anyone having cellulitis in my life and the only person I can think of is someone who had been diagnosed with it for an eye infection. It can't be normal to have it a few times a year.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Amber has had cellulitis like 15 times since moving to Lexington. Cellulitis is brutal, I can’t believe she just gets it and acts like it’s no big deal.

Directly from a lipedema site
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I can't even imagine the horrors of those layugs. & the disgusting fluid they're getting everywhere. She keeps getting cellulitis bcuz her hygiene routine is nonexistent.

& there's no way 17 pounds would even show on this pig. She's such a lying piece of shit. Claiming to be up only 120 from where she started, this bitch is delusional and aggressively stupid. She was up at least 300 from her starting her channel & has only lost a tiny bit from that. It's hilarious watching the delusion in real time though, super entertaining lol

 

[Constellationzero]

Hambo posted. She claims to have only gained 17 pounds. She had cellulitis again made her sick. She claims that she's looking for other ways to lose weight and Emily is supporting her(bullcrap lol). In other words Hambo got in the internet today just to lie lol are we surprised. She looks massive this is a 50+ lb gain which is remarkable at her weight cause she has to be devouring everything she sees I'm even worried for the pets. Also Emily being supportive? Hell nah, she's been called out so many times for lying and still thinks we have room temp iq like hers doesn't she.Anyway another very boring nontent vlog as always cheers

Ever notice (like the last video with her meth addled meat sack of a mother) (GOSH! I lewk soooo hec--teeeek!) that Fat Albert gets REALLY fucking manic, animated, and sophomoric, anytime she thinks she can parlay appearance of a side character as a "friend" or "lover/potential lover"?

Because it was beyond insufferable in that video. And that behavior should be sounding claxons and tripping red flags for anyone near her. This is a BEE PEE DEE dumpster fire uninterested in getting better and is only wanting to show off like an obnoxious, unfunny seventh grader clowining in class right before the teacher sends her to ISS for the nth time.

I'm going to go with "poorly received vintage Martin Short character."

Dollar Tree Jimmy Durante acting like a Red Skelton bum.

How is feeding a fetish again? Is a ferish supposed to be sexually stimulating? Where's the stimulation in making Hambone even more rotund?

By making the bloated tick slowly lose independence until they're bed/floor bound. Hell, some feeders even then get abusive and smack them around with WHYAREYOUFUCKINGMOVINGYOUREBURNINGCALORIESFUUUUCK! If they so much as twist around to flip the light switch or answer their phone.

MANY, MANY feeders are NOT SEXUAL with the bloated tick. There is NOTHING SEXUAL about a bloated tick. The feeders, more often than not, have a partner, partners, spouse/spouses,whatever that they are ACTUALLEHHH fucking.

See: Tam Tam's feeder black boyfriend from however many years ago.

And (here's the fetish): The money shot is DEATH. That's the fetish. Ruination of the body. Ruination of dignity. Humiliation rituals. Ruination of restraint.

And ruination of life itself.

Don't try to figure it out. You are not wired that way, so you never will. And that is a GOOD thing.

The thing is even for bariatric patients you legit have to try to get cellulitis,

By not saying HI! to some guy named GENE with the help of Mr. Scalding Hot Water and Mr. Soap.

 

[dfranki723]

Amber scolds her audience for thinking that if she's wearing her hair in a poop bun it means depression.

Hamber forgets only retards think it means depression, in reality it just means she's now comfortable with displaying her laziness. She is never more comfortable and happy than when she can stop putting ''effort'' into her appearance.

The depression excuse she's used in the past is just another instance of her mimicking shit.
She knows her feeder will give attention no matter what she looks like. Well, as long as she remains gargantuan.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

She honestly must hardly move at all in her life to get cellulitis this much. Besides stumbling along with whoever shes leeching off outside to get fast food, she must not move like at all once she gets home and sits.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

It’s the filthy black leggings that she uses, instead of actually having a nurse come and change bandages. Remember, when she was with Dusty and Dusty told us her legs leaked through those leggings. now imagine her wearing them for a week (probably to sleep in too) those trunk legs with lipedema and cellulitis, jeez, how has she not yet gone septic? She’s another bloody cockroach like Chantal. She said she gets so ill, fever, shaking the lot. How is she still alive?