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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Alisindria’s revenge
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Agree completely - Booze Mama was the only one with any lady balls in the entire storyline. She stepped right up to the plate and swung for the bleachers like a fucking G. Too bad she was too liquored up to do any real damage. I would’ve enjoyed knowing amberlynn walked around with a couple of shiners and a knot on her dunce cap for a few days.
I laughed hard when Destiny said it was traumatic, I laid on the floor screaming, that was my first panic attack. My girl, your mama was doing the Lord’s work. She had the Holy Spirit working thru her - you witnessed a miracle.
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I'm hoping the negress popped her a few times, maybe "accidentally" got rough with her when she was being a cunt.
Alisindria’s revenge
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She certainly has alluded to it a few times on these livestream responses to dipshit alexis’ “Former BFF Spills the TEAAA” or whatever the fuck she calls these benzo droning snorefest episodes.
Of course, amberlynn is the ultimate victim who lies about 100% of everything, every single day, so I doubt it. I believe its more likely the case of her going thru jade’ phone, her attacking jade, and then jade merely pushing turtlelynn to the ground and jade drowning herself in a bottle to escape the current misery - as reported by dipshit alexis.
Again, how amberlynn has escaped getting her fat ass handed to her every single time she pulls one of these stunts amazes me. Bitch should play the lottery with this luck.
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To those wishing/wondering why Fat Albert hasn't been popped...
Add my voice to this too. Yeah, Dunce cap had a few "zingers." The zingers were stale Dolly Madison gas station zingers, and she never once smacked Hambutt or humiliated her publicly, on camera, and in mixed company.
Which absolutely needed to, and NEEDS NOW to happen. But I'm not holding my breath. And, yup, color me just as surprised that Jade, being black, didn't do this either. And Becky whispering with a hand over her mouth about who was wiping Moby Dick's ass doesn't count. Should've said it loud and proud. And when Moby called her a LAH, Becky should've reached over and slapped the fetid taste out her mouth right there on camera. What's she gonna do? Try and fail hilariously at getting up off couch canyon to lumber and quarter assedly Innsmouth shamble towards a Becky taking three casual steps just out of reach?
What in the entire fuck is wrong with these side characters? Even her meth addled mom carrying case does nothing. SLAP her! Punch her right in her beachball face! Tell her to lick her unbrushed teeth corn nuts and remember what it feels like to still have them in her mouth before throwing a haymaker and telling the camera loud and proud about your daughter's panties Uighur Yurts from Torrid are covered in more skidmarks than the county fair demolition derby track on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
EARLY and OFTEN and FREQUENT is how you should publicly, and loudly, humiliate Hambutt. And Feeders actually DO do this with their fetid meatsacks to keep them in their place. Maybe Emily is the one to have some balls.
Or not...
Add my voice to this too. Yeah, Dunce cap had a few "zingers." The zingers were stale Dolly Madison gas station zingers, and she never once smacked Hambutt or humiliated her publicly, on camera, and in mixed company.
Which absolutely needed to, and NEEDS NOW to happen. But I'm not holding my breath. And, yup, color me just as surprised that Jade, being black, didn't do this either. And Becky whispering with a hand over her mouth about who was wiping Moby Dick's ass doesn't count. Should've said it loud and proud. And when Moby called her a LAH, Becky should've reached over and slapped the fetid taste out her mouth right there on camera. What's she gonna do? Try and fail hilariously at getting up off couch canyon to lumber and quarter assedly Innsmouth shamble towards a Becky taking three casual steps just out of reach?
What in the entire fuck is wrong with these side characters? Even her meth addled
EARLY and OFTEN and FREQUENT is how you should publicly, and loudly, humiliate Hambutt. And Feeders actually DO do this with their fetid meatsacks to keep them in their place. Maybe Emily is the one to have some balls.
Or not...
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For all of Amber’s whining about fatphobia, she’s been getting away with her bullshit for years because people feel sorry for her. I mean look at her; she’s obviously mentally ill and completely self destructive. She might as well be lying in a pool of vomit holding a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.
She’s been telling her tale of woe for years. All of her strictly online girlfriends and Ambabies know that she grew up in a trailer park, had drug addicts for parents, became a ward of the state, and ended up in a group home, all the while self medicating with food. She’s not like regular fatties! She deserves to become a land whale; after all, “mental things are scary.”
The only person who could possibly understand how trashy and deeply fucked up and manipulative Amber is would be another addict in active addiction. So it took Mendy to haul back and clock Moby Dyke with a K-cup holder.
I would like to award a silver medal to Jade for knocking her over onto her back. I love the idea of Amber trapped on her back scrabbling helplessly with her “baby soft feet,” unable to gain purchase on the floor because her convex soles act like rocking horses, while suffocation threatens because her abdominal fat is pressing so hard on her lungs. Just conjuring up that image cheers me up.
She’s been telling her tale of woe for years. All of her strictly online girlfriends and Ambabies know that she grew up in a trailer park, had drug addicts for parents, became a ward of the state, and ended up in a group home, all the while self medicating with food. She’s not like regular fatties! She deserves to become a land whale; after all, “mental things are scary.”
The only person who could possibly understand how trashy and deeply fucked up and manipulative Amber is would be another addict in active addiction. So it took Mendy to haul back and clock Moby Dyke with a K-cup holder.
I would like to award a silver medal to Jade for knocking her over onto her back. I love the idea of Amber trapped on her back scrabbling helplessly with her “baby soft feet,” unable to gain purchase on the floor because her convex soles act like rocking horses, while suffocation threatens because her abdominal fat is pressing so hard on her lungs. Just conjuring up that image cheers me up.
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Amber is 33 years old.
A lot of the stuff she whines about to make herself look special should have been dealt with by now.
She's going to get a lot more people reacting to her with "The bad stuff happened when you were a kid? So why are you still like this?" instead of, "Oh poor Amber! I can help her!"
Might as well settle for someone with a feeder fetish. We all know she isn't going to get anyone normal.
A lot of the stuff she whines about to make herself look special should have been dealt with by now.
She's going to get a lot more people reacting to her with "The bad stuff happened when you were a kid? So why are you still like this?" instead of, "Oh poor Amber! I can help her!"
Might as well settle for someone with a feeder fetish. We all know she isn't going to get anyone normal.
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An alternative version of Darlene from Dead Rising flailing around on the floor of the buffet with her overturned Hoveround.
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It's such a shame that Amber can't afford Torrid try on hauls anymore. She is so broke from lack of YouTube$ that we haven't seen
-new girlfriend move in
-Torrid try ons
-mall shopping
-neighborhood walking Twinkie
So sad that she's poor. I hope she's not ashamed of her reduction in finances. Any poor schlub can buy Temu novelty purses. Those shirt/dresses from Torrid cost money.
-new girlfriend move in
-Torrid try ons
-mall shopping
-neighborhood walking Twinkie
So sad that she's poor. I hope she's not ashamed of her reduction in finances. Any poor schlub can buy Temu novelty purses. Those shirt/dresses from Torrid cost money.
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Yup.
Amber has to be nearly as broke now as her parents were when they were spending their cash on booze and drugs instead of the kids, right?
Has she come full circle?
TrailerparkLynn.
No wonder she lost a few elbees. Can hardly afford food now, I'm sure.
tsk.
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Untrue. Gracie went into the grokbot. This has been proven beyond a shadow of Mount Amber.
Alisindria’s revenge
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It boggles the mind that density still gives amberlynn the benefit of the doubt when it comes to the cat. Unless density saw the ex-roommate let the cat slip out with her own buggy eyes, it would be completely, without a doubt, reasonable to assume amberlynn orchestrated the cat’s disappearance.
How fucking clueless and braindead can a person be. Ffs.
Alisindria’s revenge
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Oh HOLY SHIT I AM ROLLING … this dumb bitch described her triple moon goddess tattoo as the “Cycle of Life tattoo for my mom.. this is the beginning of life, the middle of life, this the ending of life..”
Is that what she tells people in bumfuck KY so they wont think she licks satan’s ass with her witchy pagan tattoo? Lmaooooo
Autistic Asparagus
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Why does she give a fuck about her mom anyway?
She was a raging alcoholic and made Destiny a tard.
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Zach lookin thicc eh? lmao fat fucking plastic bag of pudding
Edit:
WTF is this shit? Wonderful, now you're gonna have more eurofags simping for fatty.
Doesn't matter what the aim of this video is, we all know what she will do with it.
ALSO KEK @ that eurotuber with 500000000000 fucking disclaimers cause people cant say KILL, DIED AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
PLEASE BE ADVISED THE BLAH BLAH BLAH FAGGOT SHIT HERE.
Grow a fucking spine.
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Holy Titanic Toddler, Batman. I take back anything I may have ever thought about Amber self-medicating her childhood trauma with food. From the looks of those photographs, she emerged from the womb as a 25 pound fullback. Her mom probably had to buy disposable diapers at Torrid.
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Especially with her career of LYING all the damn time.
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Her Mothers pergina must look like a thankgiving turkeys asshole
notfoodienotbeauty
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Amber was just as ugly as a baby.
Autistic Asparagus
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All these “documentarians” always just believe the stories about ALR’s childhood hook, line and sinker. I believe her parents were probably addicts but the whole “MUH FOSTER CARE!” story never lines up. She’s never once mentioned any type of foster family.
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Show those baby pictures to Everyone that says “AMBER HAS A PRETTY FACE AND WOULD BE SO PRETTY IF THIN!!”