🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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ovxoo said:
How does Emily even get to Ambers pussy in order to eat it? The ginormous legs, fupa drooping past her pussy- does she hold her fat up the whole time?

Imagine the smell. Omg. The smegma build up and sweat from all her fat roles and crevasses…
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Broom handle to prop up both pannus flaps and a nose plug
 
Lol at that "obituary" saying she's honest & people will miss her. Yeah fucking right. Everyone LOATHES that stupid, lying, worthless fat pig & we can't wait for her to gain till she explodes. It's what she deserves.
 
Beck does have a type, she is incapable of thinking for herself, she needs a partner to tell her what to do. She found herself another Amber.
 

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Bipolar Tomato said:
Beck does have a type, she is incapable of thinking for herself, she needs a partner to tell her what to do. She found herself another Amber.
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"There was no ulterior motive" Hmmmm that sounds familiar, isn't that the same shit Amberlynn pedalled when she had to admit that The Artist Formerly Known as Wipey was in fact a viewer before sliding into big gorl's DMs?
 
The one single thing she had going for her, the eyeliner, is now just as poorly thrown together as the rest of her.

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Every time this no-lip having beast pouts, a child full of potential perishes.
 
Bipolar Tomato said:
Beck does have a type, she is incapable of thinking for herself, she needs a partner to tell her what to do. She found herself another Amber.
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Huh. At least Becky knows. The "we coincidentally met on a dating site!" is dumb since Dakota was so active on /r/AmberlynnReidYT, she requested to become a mod and was tracking Becky's relationship status before and after the breakup. Of course she'd scramble to touch poo once discovering Becky was on a dating app.
I feel the same way about this as Amber being warned about Emily. They know, they want to ignore the red flags, and they have made their bed. Now they lie in it and we'll see what happens a year or two from now.
 
twonks_starrrr said:
They locked it down right now but get a reddit account that is a year old and suck the asses of the mods and get in and just kissy kissy up to them. Their behaviour is mind blowing. I didn't know Americans were actually this egotistical.
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I was scolded by one of the mods on Reddit for calling someone stupid, they made a shitty comment and I kindly replied. They are a bunch of hypocrites, we can call Amber a fat fuck all day but how dare you call another member a stupid fuck.
 
Amber went live ... about 18 hours ago ... and no one cared!

REEEECAP!! - Not of her livestream; that would be mental. Recap of Bottle's 28 minute video:
  • Claims to only smoke delta 8 a couple/few times per week. She's not currently high; just drunk on buzzballs.
  • Claims that Tommy "ate her kitty-cat" and that she "ate Tommy's cat"
  • Zodiac/moon "compatibility" sperging.
  • "Agnostic Atheist" blathering
  • Open-mouth chewing of Fritos
  • "no comment" about Becky's dangerhair bitch previously being an ambaby
  • Amber thinks it's offensive that Boogie lied about cancer (though Amber's shown that she's just fine with clickbaiting multiple bullshit cancer scares that were prerecorded and she knew she didn't have cancer)
  • The ring Amber's wearing isn't an engagement ring; it's a "self-love" ring (on her left ring finger). That's just pathetic, Amber.
  • Amber won't tell her side re: the Becky interview because she won't watch it and doesn't want to comment on what she hasn't watched. Amber doesn't want to spill 'tea' because she doesn't want to be that type of person anymore (or some nonsense like that)

STOP EVERYTHING!!! STOP THE LIVESTREAM!!! AMBER NEEDS TO CHECK ON HER CELLPHONE GAME!!! Her food is done cooking in "Restaurant Story" (Damn, even all of her games are food-themed :story: )

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"Look! Look at all the food I have!" Amberrrr...

  • This relationship is so peaceful - nothing at all like all of her previous relationships (that she also described as being the best relationships ever)
  • Two months is a long time for Amber to be with someone where Amber describes it as calm (just ignore the fact that with the exception of 4 days, this entire "relationship" has just been a pen pal situation type deal).
  • Amber's advice re: BPD is to go to a therapist. Amber claims that she still hasn't (despite telling us WEEKS AGO that she was going to call them "first thing Monday morning")
  • Her and Tommy are the number 10 (lol)
  • Amber gives advice on dealing with ear pimples
  • The 'visit countdown' is a secret (we all know when it is... likely late September when Ambo's lease is up, so Emily can drive Ambo and the pets up to Wisconsin)
  • Amber really did set a timer for Becky, but Amber claims to have improved as a human being and has become such a better person since being in her 20s! But she acknowledges it was 100% crazy behaviour, because she didn't want to be alone. She's so different now. She denies setting a timer re: Becky seeing her dying mom.. so her needing to have her partner attached at her hip was only BEFORE AND AFTER Norma dying, I guess. This sounds like her typical confessing to the lesser accusation in the hopes that it makes her audience believe her when she denies the greater accusation.
  • A lot of SMUT in the chat
  • Amber losing control with her drinking once per week ISN'T her possibly having a problem with alcohol. Just forget the detail that she overdoes it EVERY SINGLE TIME she drinks (and admitted in her drunken livestream during the Wipey era that she gets sick/throws up EVERY TIME she drinks) - it's offensive to alcoholics to suggest that! And Amber would know it's offensive to alcoholics because.... reasons.
  • Amber doesn't block people for flirting with her. She's been flirting with in some chick in her DMs for MONTHS despite dating Emily. Then the chick went into Emily's DMs, so Amber had to shut it down.
  • Amber's just livestreaming; she's not working. It's a job... but it's not a job.
  • Amber admits that can't work a job flipping burgers because she'd steal and eat the food.
  • Amber's cup still has the barcode sticker on the bottom. WASH YOUR DISHES, YOU DIRTY BITCH!
  • Amber's not drunk-ah!
  • Lots of "seal" talk from the chat
  • Lots of feeder/feedie talk from the chat
  • Amber doesn't have any goals
  • Amber claims to have never been an abuser
  • "Was it fake when her head was between my thighs?" Yes, yes it was. Or else it would have ended like that Chuck Norris part from "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny":
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  • What the fuck-ah!
  • Amber's not sure if the moon is real - it seems hectic-ly fake. Amber explains that when she looked out at the moon the other night, it looked bright, but where was the bright when they landed on the moon? They should have been BLINDED by the brightness of the moon! When someone in the chat explains that the moon reflects the light from the sun, Amber explains that the moon is down *yonder*, but the sun is up high, so how could that be? (Don't tell her that there is no up or down in space, I think that will short-circuit what's left of that pickled lump of fat in her thick skull).
  • Amber gets triggered by "Chantal's Liver-Mortis" commenting on Amber no longer hiding her arms. The no showing her arms only started like, last November! (Just ignore all of the years of her wearing sweaters during the hot Kentucky summers).
  • No matter how much weight she loses, her arms stay fat (because she's never lost any meaningful amount of weight).
  • Amber can totally get herself off the floor by herself ... she just needs something like a chair or couch beside her so she can pull herself up (so... that means NO, she can't get herself off the floor by herself).
TL;DR: All in all, just more of Amber's "Stream of (un)Consciousness" rambling where she talks to hear herself, but doesn't pay attention to and probably won't remember half of the bullshit she actually said. Even with Bottle's condensed video, Amber's livesteams are just too much shit to wade through.

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I foresee a breakup in the near future. Im 100% sure Ambers still in her DMS looking for someone with less baggage (no kid and a purchased home). Even tho Amber likes that Emily’s ok with her being massive, moving to Wisconsin is hectic.

She’s not a girl in her 20s anymore needing to escape a girlfriend’s parents home after being kicked out and a 10-15 hour car ride is risky now.Thats why I don’t think she’s that bothered by the messages of Emily telling people she misses Colleen and wants to die because she’s just a placeholder.
 
Mekahineyho said:
I foresee a breakup in the near future. Im 100% sure Ambers still in her DMS looking for someone with less baggage (no kid and a purchased home). Even tho Amber likes that Emily’s ok with her being massive, moving to Wisconsin is hectic.

She’s not a girl in her 20s anymore needing to escape a girlfriend’s parents home after being kicked out and a 10-15 hour car ride is risky now.Thats why I don’t think she’s that bothered by the messages of Emily telling people she misses Colleen and wants to die because she’s just a placeholder.
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Emily owns her home in Wisconsin and her kid stays with Dad (probably for the best). What do you mean? Amber would 100% box up her cheap Temu crap and haul it to WI to live with Emily who worships every calorie she puts in her body.
 
Emily better put some serious thought into whether she wants Amber in her house or not because once Fatty places one dainty hoof inside, she ain't leaving.
 
Amberlynn is like a ✨dainty ✨ and hectic 500+ elbee vampire gorly pawp. Once Slommy lets her into her home it will be all over for the both of them lmao
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Emily owns her home in Wisconsin and her kid stays with Dad (probably for the best). What do you mean? Amber would 100% box up her cheap Temu crap and haul it to WI to live with Emily who worships every calorie she puts in her body.
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she said during the livestream she would get a apartment if she moves there which I find odd. I still don’t think she’s moving there.

Amber is weird about where she lives, for example she was always shitting on the gaycare house even tho it looked completely fine. I feel like I’ve seen a few snippets of Emily’s house on IG and it doesn’t look like a modern therapists waiting room and more “homey” so in my opinion she wouldn’t like it. She’s also become accustomed to being the “head of household” or being on the lease/ in charge.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
Amber is weird about where she lives, for example she was always shitting on the gaycare house even tho it looked completely fine.
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I don't think she's weird about where she lives. She put down Gaycare because it wasn't HER house. In a Christmas vlog she made a point to say she hated the Christmas tree THEY chose. I don't think it's about her personal preference, she just has to shit on anything that she doesn't have total control over (like shitting on Gracie who wasn't HER cat). Because as we all know if ALR has control over something, it's the best thing in the entire world!

I know she's displayed this petty behaviour multiple times but I can't think of any more of them off the top of my head.

If she doesn't own it/have total control, she will shit all over it. SpitefulLynn.
 
I find it interesting that she admitted to still being on the prowl in her DMs after all of the nonsense that's just happened. Even if you just go back a month or so, both Erica AND Amber admitted that Amber wanted Erica to move in with her. And didn't Wipey move in less than two months after they started talking (again) in the first week of July? I wonder if Amber's not completely sold on Emily due to her audience not liking her (as that may affect her view count and ability to financially exploit Emily on camera), maybe combined with Emily not jumping on Amber's command as quickly as she'd like. I think that despite all of this "gentle love" bullshit, Amber's still looking to see if she can get someone better before committing to Emily. The delusion of this considering that everyone OTHER than Emily over this last year has been a troll is absolutely hilarious.

Yeah, the apartment thing is weird, but not completely unexpected. I think she's realized that there's more power in her being in control of the property than there is with her moving into someone's else place and trying to take over. Look at the shit she pulled with Becky and how it was AMBER'S apartment. Same with Jade (I mean, Jade didn't care because she got her money and bounced, but you know what I mean). Things are different than they were in the Casey, Krystle, and Destiny eras: she's got her own money.
 
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