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Earthquake was a greasy haired fatso too.
Oh he absolutely met the greasy requirements, and he was a legit sumo (his fighting name was Kototenzan)! I remember watching his start in the WWF (at least I'm sure it was him). He was planted in the audience and when Whats-his-name won his match, he yelled to the audience and was like "I'm so strong that I could do pushups with any one of you sitting on my back" (or something like that). So of course, the camera crew *found* this guy sitting the audience wearing a too small t-shirt that barely covered his tummy. Then the wrestler did a few pushups with him on his back. Then the guy would come out with the manager when the wrestler had his matches. And then I watched his first match as "Earthquake" in his bright blue bathing suit!
(It was the only show other than The Price is Right that Nonno would watch).
Anyway, I'm drifting (and really dating myself here). Earthquake was big, but he his max weight was only a MEASLY 462lbs. Yokozuma reached 589lbs - comparible to Amber's highest "recorded" weight - and his storyline was more appropriate for Amber. Didn't Vader break his leg, and then they hauled Yokozuma out of the arena with a FORKLIFT?
EDITED TO ADD: Found it!
And we can all see a forklift in Ambo's future. Along with them having to cut a hole in the outside wall of her apartment.
FWIW I also remember a random commented on Amber's original beanbag in a hurry video where they posted what they thought the guy in the restaurant actually said, and to me it sounded spot on, but I can't remember for the life of me what it was. I personally still don't think he actually said "good lord, the beanbag's in a hurry," but it's one of the most iconic Amberverse molments.
Yeah, he didn't: it's a "Mandella Effect" from hearing so many misquoting it. It was something like "And then I threw the horseshoes and beanbags back at her!" (Or maybe just "And then I threw the beanbags back at her"). Admittedly, the beginning is hard to hear due to the background noise. You can clearly hear "beanbags back at her" - which on it's own doesn't make any sense, and is understandable why people picked up "beanbag in a hurry" instead. Though to be honest, both these "beanbag in a hurry" and "let me in" iterations are FAR FUNNIER and definitely more interesting.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vHcBMkJNIpk
89-year-old Mae Young is still several notches above Amber.
OMG what fresh hell is this?!?!
Mae Young WAS still several notches above Ambo... and still had her uterus - SORRY! Sorry, that was mean!
EDITED TO ADD:
Just thought I'd pull this little nugget out from spergatory:
Not so much their imagination, was it, Ambo?
(taken from:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/im-moving-07-09-20.72947/post-6883273)
