🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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dfranki723 said:
If anyone can out retard Amber, it's the silly cunts on Reddit.
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FUCK REDDIT, sensitive ass stupid fucking lousy fucks. It's bcuz most of them are obese as shit, guaranfuckinteed. & they pick favorites. Comments are always getting banned, but I've seen worse. Fuck those trash mods.

@MonsterHigh197 lmao, that's exactly what I said before I scrolled to see your comment.
 
Can anyone explain how she wipes her ass? I wanna know the logistics behind it, it fascinates me.
Does she shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down + turn on the water and wash the shelf off? how does she do it? that bathroom must be a disgusting mess that's why she doesn't film in there anymore.
 

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lostinwoods said:
Can anyone explain how she wipes her ass? I wanna know the logistics behind it, it fascinates me.
Does she shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down + turn on the water and wash the shelf off? how does she do it? that bathroom must be a disgusting mess that's why she doesn't film in there anymore.
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I feel like she either has a bidet or she hops in the shower after shitting. I don’t think it’s possible for her to wipe herself either.
 
lostinwoods said:
Can anyone explain how she wipes her ass? I wanna know the logistics behind it, it fascinates me.
Does she shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down + turn on the water and wash the shelf off? how does she do it? that bathroom must be a disgusting mess that's why she doesn't film in there anymore.
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Isn't that what the toilet wand thing is used for?
 
I assume she does what she can and tries to wash the rest off. Like, why would you want to live that way? These deathfats have me pondering existence too deeply some days. How could you want to live in a flesh prison where you can't even effectively wipe your own ass to keep yourself clean? People like Amberlynn and Chantal have put me in a state of constant wonder about the human condition.
 
Even with the wand, bidet or shitting in the shower and washing, she will never be clean if she does it by her herself. She cannot rotate her upper body enough nor are her arms long enough to reach back to hold her giant ass cheeks open to actually clean herself. Nor can she hover over a classic bidet. She would need one of those bidet style toilets, but still, can she reach back and spread those cheeks?
And I am sorry, even if you have a bidet, you still got to wipe. Especially if you are a woman you do not want to leave that area wet unless you want to risk all kinds of irritation and infections. This is also why wet toilet paper is unhealthy.

Absolutely amazing how something this humiliating is not enough to deter her and other deathfats from stuffing their mouths. God, the life of deathfats is just one humiliation after another.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Brittany just showed up.
Edit: it’s over.
Brittany couldn’t figure out the audio and just kept saying “waiting for chat to calm down” after being 3 hours late. Then the live abruptly ended.

As @Boolean Bitch said she is back.
The only thing she has said is that she has seen Amber’s legs.
She keeps doing this thing where she says “well the one thing I want to tell you about is…” then gets distracted and starts talking about herself.

Edit to add: I think she is high af. She keeps saying half sentences and then starting a new story. She also looks like she is nodding off.

Second edit: she is definitely high. Probably benzos. She keeps describing things but not confirming if she is talking about Amber.

Apparently the chokeen on a potato story was a LAH.
Amber uses a toilet paper holder wand thing to wipe.
Words used to describe Amber’s legs: discolored, red, purple, creased, cottage cheese.
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She done did a christmas example.
 
The more I learn about "accommodations" for obese people, the more insane all of this sounds, like how fat do you have to be to stop being able to wipe your own ass? I understand that these devices can also be used by disabled people so it's great that they exist, but I can't wrap my head around being so fat that you can't wipe yourself. I've been obese and I never needed accommodations of any kind.
 
Crevice boils. Toilet wand masturbating. Cottage cheese purple layyygs.
Fucking eww, nasty bitch.
I am reminded why I'm only a very infrequent visitor to this thread these days.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Crevice boils. Toilet wand masturbating. Cottage cheese purple layyygs.
Fucking eww, nasty bitch.
I am reminded why I'm only a very infrequent visitor to this thread these days.
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I love that this is all lurking under the surface of a dainty TikTok qwerky qween with winged eyeliner and pigtails tbh. Anything is possible from the shoulders up.
She can play pretend all she wants but the older she gets the quicker she is hurtling towards being bedbound and getting sponged and powdered by Emily. Love that for her.
 
Slippery_Slope said:
Even with the wand, bidet or shitting in the shower and washing, she will never be clean if she does it by her herself. She cannot rotate her upper body enough nor are her arms long enough to reach back to hold her giant ass cheeks open to actually clean herself. Nor can she hover over a classic bidet. She would need one of those bidet style toilets, but still, can she reach back and spread those cheeks?
And I am sorry, even if you have a bidet, you still got to wipe. Especially if you are a woman you do not want to leave that area wet unless you want to risk all kinds of irritation and infections. This is also why wet toilet paper is unhealthy.

Absolutely amazing how something this humiliating is not enough to deter her and other deathfats from stuffing their mouths. God, the life of deathfats is just one humiliation after another.
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* They almost never take solid shits. This is diet and health related. Think Jilly Juice waterfalls.
* They CONSTANTLY fart and shart.
* Hormones outta whack. Females' pussy dries up and accumulates germs.
* Same germs and bacteria fester since the laaaaayyyyyyyyygggs prevent airflow.
* If she even wears panties...100% GUARANTEED they are riddled with shitstains like Chantal's.
* Bacterial Vaginosis.
* Cottage cheese.
* Persistent and constant UTI's.
* No matter how often, or how thorough she is hosed down, she WILL ALWAYS smell like a sewer.

Jade and Dunsity bolth hit that. Repeatedly.
 
Pepito Cafe said:
I've been obese and I never needed accommodations of any kind.
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There are definitely levels.

Underweight - Healthy Weight - Chubster - Fat - Obese - Morbidly Obese - Monstrously Deformed (À La Hambo, Tammy Slaton etc)

I'd say people are in the clear up until they start hitting the morbidly obese end zone.
 
DXR1000 said:
Amber being a manipulative dainty Queen, keeping Alexis on the back burner while she figures things out with Danielle and Erica

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Amber texting like she writes lesbian fiction is really funny. She's gotten to know her real heart, guys. Those silent times on the phone, sounds amazing. I love having silent, peaceful phone calls.

I know we all say how stupid she is but she is out there constantly proving that calling her stupid is a compliment. Everyone clinging to this retard is just as stupid. It's all gotten old, dumb and boring so fast. A woman she's in love with this week fed her partner to death for money and a fetish and it's boring. Fucking Hamber.
 
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