🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Erica will not be in it. This attempt at starting a channel will die off the same way as it did with Becky's channel.
“There’s no y’all anymore” yet her profile picture is them being all lovey dovey. If you’re gonna be a serious YouTuber trying to make an income on the site at least update the profile pic, it’s the bare minimum.
 
Fuck me, the Reddit gorlypops.

''I actually love Alexis now!!''
''She's not perfect but she's really sticking it to Amber!''
''I always liked her personality''

These mongs are unbelieavble. Alexis is just a different version of ALR. Attention seeking and drama hungry. She's not calling Hambo out for a genuine reason, it's all a means to an end - the end being adoration from retards online.

If a person shows a shred of negativity toward Fatty, they just start riding them as hard as they can.
 
Alexis has already shown her ass by being caught in a a couple of lahs, minor as they may be.
She’s just as bad as Amber as far as twisting the narrative, imho. She is harping on about mundane shit and minute, petty details instead of just dropping the “life-ruining” tea she claims to have.
I was expecting more by how much she hyped this tepid drama up.
Do better or get lost, Alexis. You say the friendship is not salvageable so what is there to lose?

Edit: I’m tired
 
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Someone got her gorls! lmao

jenna.mov
Saw this on ZM's video just now. Absolutely fucking killed me. What really made it for me was the way she was too scared to say what the capital of Iceland is because, quote, "it might be a slur", and then she got got by Jenna Side. Recent shit has really made me realize just how dumb Dunning-KrugerLynn is.

Textbook trolling. No notes. Should be taught in schools.
 
My biggest bitch about Amber right now is how one moment she says the cookie video was "creative" and "classy", that she wasn't ashamed or embarrassed by what she did, people can buy it and watch it if they want - yet in another breath, she's saying how she's scared someone might leak said video, insinuating its worse and more sexually provocative than she described to us night before last. So, what fucking is it? She really is dumb as a rock. Miss 130+ IQ can't even figure out a simple subtraction problem in her head.
 
Fuck me, the Reddit gorlypops.

''I actually love Alexis now!!''
''She's not perfect but she's really sticking it to Amber!''
''I always liked her personality''

These mongs are unbelieavble. Alexis is just a different version of ALR. Attention seeking and drama hungry. She's not calling Hambo out for a genuine reason, it's all a means to an end - the end being adoration from retards online.

If a person shows a shred of negativity toward Fatty, they just start riding them as hard as they can.
Alexis is just Chola Amber, cut from the same greasy unwashed cloth but the plebbit gorlypops are too busy seething about the Crumble Cookie Kween to see it. Amber = bad, everyone else = good, even if they're dang dirty trolls like Erica and Brittany or just Amber 2.0 like Alexis.
 
I think Becky failed mostly because she is a depressed, spineless coward who probably spends 90% of the day crying in the work bathroom.
Speaking of the Beckster, funny how Amber spent that entire relationship acting like she was so much better than Becky. It was so obvious that Becky was just a placeholder until Amber's REAL gorlfriend came along. Yet once Becky cut and run, EVERYONE in Amber's orbit has been nothing but dirtbag opportunist assholes.

I can only imagine the wheelbarrow of orange chicken that would be devoured if that single, 140 IQ braincell paused on that realization for even a moment. (sorry, I meant situation type deal molmunt).

Same request goes to Brittney as Alexis:
  • Show text messages proving that Amber was aware tha Erica was married and didn't care
  • If you have them, show messages indicating that Amber knew about Colleen BEFORE SHE DIED (unlikely Brittney has this, but still)
  • Show text messages of Amber shit-talking Jade, Methma, and Becky (actually, AND KRYSTLE - I want to see how Amber's mind distorts reality to make herself the victim)
  • Show laaaaaygs for the farmers that need to see them.
 
Just asking to ask but if Brittany has Amber’s horrifying nudes and censored them in the appropriate places could she still potentially get in legal trouble for sharing them if Amber pursued?
 
Just asking to ask but if Brittany has Amber’s horrifying nudes and censored them in the appropriate places could she still potentially get in legal trouble for sharing them if Amber pursued?
It could be considered as revenge porn for sure! But maybe Amber would take the Chantal route and claim that "it could be anyone's nudes"

(referring to the Salah's dick pic leak where Chantal claimed it could be anyone's)
 
My biggest bitch about Amber right now is how one moment she says the cookie video was "creative" and "classy", that she wasn't ashamed or embarrassed by what she did, people can buy it and watch it if they want - yet in another breath, she's saying how she's scared someone might leak said video, insinuating its worse and more sexually provocative than she described to us night before last. So, what fucking is it? She really is dumb as a rock. Miss 130+ IQ can't even figure out a simple subtraction problem in her head.
She wants to be both the victim and also appear unbothered, which doesn't really work. If the video is leaked and she tries to go the revenge porn route then her statements of "I don't care, I would show it to you all right now, I might upload it to OnlyFans myself" would definitely be used against her.
 
someone superchatted her asking if ALR would kiss her and this is her response
lah.mov (excuse the piss poor quality and my ancient laptop)
Thank you for posting content to back up your comment. but bless your heart, are you really recording your laptop screen with your phone and then posting the clip? :stress:

If you're doing it for the meme bravo. I love me some deliberately low-quality effort posting (see some of my MS Paint masterpieces) . But its what you got on hand, and it works so keep doing you.

If you'd like a better way of capturing the live video, without geeking out, you can use Microsoft ClipChamp, free for personal use.


If you want to get even deeper into the archiving scene for Amber or your other favorite cows, check out Null's article about best practices for archiving to the farms and how to use "ytdlp" and a video on using kden live to make clips from longer videos you've captured.
 
Just asking to ask but if Brittany has Amber’s horrifying nudes and censored them in the appropriate places could she still potentially get in legal trouble for sharing them if Amber pursued?

LOL...

Hambutt would have to PUT PANTS ON, get up at 7AM, and go to court to file IN PERSON. And then she'd have to SHOW UP in court.

Last I checked, there's no Panda Express or Cheesecake Factory in COURT.

That would be hEcTiC!!

I really want to slice the throat of the person who taught Hambutt that new word. In meatspace.
 
The word hectic is so annoying to me now.

You fat al, are not hectic, nor is your life, it’s pathetic and sad. This is not middle school you mentally stunted walrus.

I still have a hard time believing these people are really the age they say.

I hope she starts drinking even heavier and gains some solid alchie middle weight.
 
The word hectic is so annoying to me now.

You fat al, are not hectic, nor is your life, it’s pathetic and sad. This is not middle school you mentally stunted walrus.

I still have a hard time believing these people are really the age they say.

I hope she starts drinking even heavier and gains some solid alchie middle weight.
This post is hectic.

I'm rating you HATI. 1723222759589.png
 
I cannot believe this bitch is actually calling her feeder porn videos "creative". Every time she says the word "creative" to describe her video makes me wanna fucking scream. Only that fat bitch would call a video of her eating out a cookie like a cunt "creative".
To FatAl it probably IS creative. Al lives in a teeny tiny little world box. She’s been nowhere, she’s seen nothing, she reads nothing...and she CREATES nothing (except methane and vast amounts of fertilizer.). She may as well be the worlds fattest Girl in a Plastic Bubble.

So when an idea blasts it’s way inside her noggin, no matter how insipid, one note or done to death, it’s an Occasion for FatAl—cause it bloody well doesn’t happen often.
 
To FatAl it probably IS creative. Al lives in a teeny tiny little world box. She’s been nowhere, she’s seen nothing, she reads nothing...and she CREATES nothing (except methane and vast amounts of fertilizer.). She may as well be the worlds fattest Girl in a Plastic Bubble.

So when an idea blasts it’s way inside her noggin, no matter how insipid, one note or done to death, it’s an Occasion for FatAl—cause it bloody well doesn’t happen often.
sometimes it is crazy to think about how little Bi Al's life has to offer. She legit has done nothing truly awesome or even understands basic reality that goes around her. She is so low IQ and has not the least amount of adventure or spark of life in her. She is legit just a consumer no brain at all.
 
She’s been nowhere, she’s seen nothing, she reads nothing
sometimes it is crazy to think about how little Bi Al's life has to offer. She legit has done nothing truly awesome or even understands basic reality that goes around her. She is so low IQ and has not the least amount of adventure or spark of life in her.
Another thing to point out. At 33 years old, her "best friend" was someone who she knew for a little over one year. Someone who she never once saw in person. Someone who watched her youtube channel, DM-ed her in July 2023 after her public breakup, decided to not pursue her romantically bc she was so weird and toxic, facetimed her for over a year while joking about her on social media, and then created a youtube channel just to call her out publicly for her bullshit.

For the other 30-something's here, imagine calling someone your best friend who you've literally never seen in person. Not a single dinner date, movie night, happy hour, cry session. Nothing. Amberlynn is incredibly sheltered and socially inexperienced. I'd feel bad for her if it wasn't all her own fault.
 
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