🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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UnrealPrime said:
It would be poetic if in a few years when Amber is taking her last labored breaths in her bariatric deathbed she glances over at the most gentle, loveeen partner she's ever had and catches a glimpse of her texting a new flesh mattress to inform her she'll finally be single soon.
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That would just mean that she died doing what she loved.

Edit: for those that don't recognize it, this was an Amber quote.
Years ago (Becky era, I think) people were giving her grief over her current weight loss failure, and in her vlog she did this whole random-ass story about "a friend" who posted this phrase on their wall, and how it spoke to Amber. Her audience at the time inferred that Amber was hinting about her contentment with remaining 500+ lbs even if it killed her. I just realized now how obscure this random Amber molmunt was.
 
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dfranki723 said:
What's truly amazing is that Emily is more than happy being in a public relationship with a woman who is so fucking childish and infantile. I understand the fetish aspect (Emily likes fat, Amber is fat, job done) but the juvenile social media posts, the online drama and her poor attitude and personality? That doesn't even register as a negative to the chubby chasing degenerate? The rolls and crusty folds are so alluring she can just overlook the rest of this humiliating mess?

A normal person would be embarrassed if their partner acted/lived/spoke/existed like this. Why is Emily encouraging it? Holy shit.
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She is into age-play, wiping Amber, putting on diapers, sponge baths, dress her and feed her. Think about it, Amber loves being cared for like an adult baby and Emily will make sure she can cause she gets off to it.
 
Amber's latest talk about her relationship with Tommy has me high key concerned. I really think she is considering moving again, and if she does, she is the dumbest person alive. If she's gonna ruin her own life by moving miles away from anyone that might actually care about her, I wish she would at least rehome her pets first.
 
she’s so full of shit
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weird... my spidey senses are going off due to what's been transpiring.. this person has sent SEVERAL stuff asking ALR to say things... idk... what do you guys think?
 
Amber is an idiot.

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies
This will make approximately 16 cookies.

Ingredients:

1 lb SALTED butter
1.2 lb pumpkin purée
.75 lb white sugar
1.5 lb brown sugar
2 eggs
1 c canola oil
1 tbls vanilla
1.65 lb flour
1 tbls cinnamon
1.5 tbls baking powder
1 tbls salt
1.5 tbls baking soda
1 lb semi sweet chocolate chips

Directions-

Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter and sugar. Add eggs, oil, purée, and vanilla. Mix until just combined. Mix in flour. Add chocolate chips. Mix until you have a smooth and consistent dough.

Scoop 2.5 oz of batter onto a GREASED parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 8 on a standard cookie sheet

(The dough will be very sticky.)

Bake your cookies for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in! (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.
 
I am so bored of this dram now. Her lives are the worst shit she puts does, because you get to see how awful her personality really is and she still has to get “drunk” lmao.

She won’t stop yet though, so many retards are still super chatting her and shes making bank so good for her I guess. Gotta pay for that jeep and Emilys lifestyle.

I find it interesting how she rarely mentions her mum now, we all know that shes not bothered about her now that she has Emily.

Amber go back to your pathetic vlogs, pretending to weigh in and go full feeder mode like Chantal or Hungry fat chick
 
She's on her third BuzzBall and not getting any smarter.

Chocolate Cookies With Peanut Butter Chips

2 cups salted butter
1.5 cups light brown sugar, packed
1.5 cups white granulated sugar
6 Tbsp light corn syrup
9 eggs
3 tsp vanilla extract
12 cups all purpose flour
3 cups medium Dutch pressed cocoa powder
3 Tbsp corn starch
2.75 lbs peanut butter chips


Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter, sugar, and corn syrup. Mix in eggs and vanilla, lastly add dry ingredients.

Add in peanut butter chips, mix until dough has a smooth and consistent texture.

Crumbl cookies weighs each cookie at 5.5 ounces.
Best approximation is that you’ll be making about 35 cookies so go for that if you don’t have a scale.

The shape of the Crumbl cookie can be achieved by making a large ball of dough then tearing off the top to leave a ripped top, those cracks and spikes are part of the signature so you can skip this step if you just want a good cookie recipe.
*if you want to make the minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1.3 ounces and the bake time is 10 minutes*

Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.

Another recipe just for the hell of it.

Lava Cake Cookies
makes about 35 cookies

2 cups salted butter
1.5 cups light brown sugar packed
1.5 cups white granulated sugar
6 tbsp light corn syrup
9 eggs
3 tbsp pure vanilla extract
12 cups all-purpose flour
3 cups medium dutch processed cocoa powder
3 tbsp cornstarch 6 tsp baking soda

canned hot fudge, chilled

Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter, sugar, and corn syrup. Mix in eggs and vanilla, lastly add dry ingredients, mix until dough has a smooth and consistent texture.

Portion out dough, flatten it and add about 1 tsp hot fudge. Pinch it closed, roll into a ball and flatten to minimize doming.

Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Top with a sprinkling of powdered sugar.

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.
 
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someone superchatted her asking if ALR would kiss her and this is her response
(excuse the piss poor quality and my ancient laptop)
 
She’s going to get her fourth buzz ball of the night, but she finally addressed the CRUMBL cookie vid. she said she made it for Erica, and she made similar sexy videos that were not food related, specifically ‘doing the dishes’ (whatever that means), she said Alexis asked to see it and and afterwords Alexis supposedly said it turned her on and got her going and now is using it against Amber.
Also, when asked about her ubereats history, said she was getting panda delivered ‘everyday’. Also said she was at a ‘STALL’ in her weight loss.
 
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