🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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What's truly amazing is that Emily is more than happy being in a public relationship with a woman who is so fucking childish and infantile. I understand the fetish aspect (Emily likes fat, Amber is fat, job done) but the juvenile social media posts, the online drama and her poor attitude and personality? That doesn't even register as a negative to the chubby chasing degenerate? The rolls and crusty folds are so alluring she can just overlook the rest of this humiliating mess?

A normal person would be embarrassed if their partner acted/lived/spoke/existed like this. Why is Emily encouraging it? Holy shit.
 
dfranki723 said:
What's truly amazing is that Emily is more than happy being in a public relationship with a woman who is so fucking childish and infantile. I understand the fetish aspect (Emily likes fat, Amber is fat, job done) but the juvenile social media posts, the online drama and her poor attitude and personality? That doesn't even register as a negative to the chubby chasing degenerate? The rolls and crusty folds are so alluring she can just overlook the rest of this humiliating mess?

A normal person would be embarrassed if their partner acted/lived/spoke/existed like this. Why is Emily encouraging it? Holy shit.
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You already had the answer.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Show us text messages proving that Amber knew about Colleen before she died.
SHOW US proof that Amber's been contacting Erica after the breakup.
Show text messages about her shit-talking Methma and Jade - and Reeneckuh
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It seems to me like she is building up the courage and testing the reactions to this info slowly. I think a week ago she was still backing up everything amber did right? Now she's describing in detail a horrifying sexual feeder video she made. I'm holding out hope she'll get the confidence to go all in. This should have happened years ago.
 
Im more curious about this claim that Jade was abusive towards Big Al. As well as the claim that Tommy was "rough" with her in person.
 
Alexis put second part of the questions. Why can she put amberlynn all shit and move on her life. Damn.

This era going to be boring or worst.
 
marjoram said:
It was a dark and stormy night—lightening flashed outside while inside candles flickered in the gloom. The far off sounds of chains rattling broke the silence and somewhere closer by doors creaked.

Suddenly, a voice, “Ooooo. Willllllooooow, send cooookieeees.”
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Amber cries out (fatly and smugly) “ Ghostypop, I’m eating your cookies now situation type deal molment”
 
I wonder how Colleen's family feels after Emily claimed she was the lOvE oF hEr lAiF but has moved on so quickly to another super mega death fat?
 
Ohlorditsjordy contacted Colleen's brother a week ago.
Seems like the brother didn't know about the feeder shit going with Emily.
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Chinead O’Beezer said:
Amber cries out (fatly and smugly) “ Ghostypop, I’m eating your cookies now situation type deal molment”
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Speaking of cookies
Biscoff Cookie Butter Cookies
Same recipe as the chocolate chip one, but add in 1 lb of Biscoff Cookie Butter, omit regular chocolate chips and instead put in half that amount of white chocolate chips, top with melted cookie butter and crushed Biscoffs.
 

FatalTater said:
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Speaking of cookies
Biscoff Cookie Butter Cookies
Same recipe as the chocolate chip one, but add in 1 lb of Biscoff Cookie Butter, omit regular chocolate chips and instead put in half that amount of white chocolate chips, top with melted cookie butter and crushed Biscoffs.
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Damn, Tater, you're making me wish I baked.
 
UsedUp said:
At what point is it considered murder when Emily could potentially have 2 bodies to her name? Feed Colleen to death next amber and what? Emily finds another and so on? And everyone is to act wow what a coincidence that bodies star dropping when Emily is around, guise.
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Idk maybe it’s a public service? Murder is a very hyperbolic term. Amber is already 500+ pounds and no one can make her do anything. Same with the last land whale. If they want to eat themselves into the grave that takes some serious dedication.

There are always certain things that stick out in streams for me. The one with Alexis was ALR telling her Emily liked very big women. Saying “her ex was 1000 pounds.” I try to imagine someone telling me that about a person they are supposedly entering into a relationship with and my brain just blanks out. 1000 pounds ffs! It blows my mind.
 
Why would Alexis want to be friends with someone who she admits lies, back-stabs, is delusional etc etc? Big Al brings no positives to a friendship. Al’s all about herself and if you’re gonna be her friend you gotta be all about her too.

Also, remember when FatAl claimed her bestest fwend was trans? I’ m gonna bet she was referring to Erica.
 
Point and Laugh said:
Idk maybe it’s a public service? Murder is a very hyperbolic term. Amber is already 500+ pounds and no one can make her do anything. Same with the last land whale. If they want to eat themselves into the grave that takes some serious dedication.

There are always certain things that stick out in streams for me. The one with Alexis was ALR telling her Emily liked very big women. Saying “her ex was 1000 pounds.” I try to imagine someone telling me that about a person they are supposedly entering into a relationship with and my brain just blanks out. 1000 pounds ffs! It blows my mind.
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its assisted suicide really, deff feels more like manslaughter than murder but still there are malicious intentions in the whole thing. Sexual gratification for tommy means endangering others well being.
 
If you're planning to enjoy any food, don't be watching Amber at the same time. lol
If you need an idea for snacks, perhaps cookies?

Crumbl Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe

to make approximately 35 cookies (or 140 minis!):

Ingredients:

1 pounds of SALTED butter
2 pounds Smooth Peanut Butter
1 pound of white sugar
8 whole eggs
1 tbs vanilla extract
4 pounds of flour
*half an ingredient pack* Crumbl has an ingredient packet that goes into their cookies to make sure that no one but corporate officially knows their recipes. however based on what is missing from a standard chocolate chip cookie recipe and what happens to the cookies if you forget the packet I have come up with this solution
5 tablespoons baking soda
5 tablespoons baking powder

Instructions:

preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter, peanut butter and sugar into a large bowl. Add in eggs and vanilla. Add flour and mix until you have a smooth and consistent mixture.

Crumbl cookies weighs each cookie at 5 ounces.

Best approximation is that you’ll be making about 35 cookies so go for that if you don’t have a scale.

*if you are making just standard cookies roll them in extra white sugar before pressing them with a fork to create a criss cross pattern.

*if you want to make the minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1.3 ounces and the bake time is 10 minutes*

Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.
 
EvaBraunsGhost said:
Which one is meant to be 'attractive' exactly?!?
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To be fair by Amberverse standards the female one is practically Aphrodite.
Skinless Nugget said:
I wonder how Colleen's family feels after Emily claimed she was the lOvE oF hEr lAiF but has moved on so quickly to another super mega death fat?
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It would be poetic if in a few years when Amber is taking her last labored breaths in her bariatric deathbed she glances over at the most gentle, loveeen partner she's ever had and catches a glimpse of her texting a new flesh mattress to inform her she'll finally be single soon.
 
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