🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Point and Laugh]

Ofc she is still plugging her cameo even now. And the instagram is 2 handles behind lol

I like the myfitnesspal link she has included. I'm sure it has very important information for those of us not as educated about nutrition as Hamber.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Just in case anyone was planning to go watch, they're going to be on Instagram instead:

 

[Mekahineyho]

Ofc she is still plugging her cameo even now. And the instagram is 2 handles behind lol

Someone chewed Her out for not doing her cameo request and she said the drama took priority lol

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

God, everyone involved is a liar. The biggest lie is Erica and Brittany's super solid marriage.

How bored do you have to be to say "You know what we should do with our free time? Troll a 600 lb online behemoth into thinking someone would lurve her."

This is how people get sucked into cults: lovebombing and isolation. Separation from family, doubleplusgood if there was trauma.

I don't really understand how texting+furtive phone calls= relationship. No touch, no physical affection, just control and jealousy about the nearby lover. Again the cult-like atmosphere- Erica says she couldn't get out. So block her calls and texts. What's she gonna do, hurple over 17 states? Naw, Erica got sucked in.

Amber's ABCs- Always Be Closing

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Omfg, I'm listening to this hog through ffg and she is so annoying. How many times is she going to say "it is what it is" or that stupid "situation type deal" and the way she talks about this so-called relationship is so weird. They never met, it's not a real relationship, saying "my partner, our relationship, our love, the life we built together" is just so strange to me. Wtf?

Also, saying she has her lap dog Alexis on video all day, even when she is driving to and from work, on the same video she is trying to prove she isn't a stalker is wild to me. It's still kinda shocking how desperate, but also how conceited she is.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

archive of stream

https://buzzheavier.com/f/GT7ySg7pAAA

 

[Pange]

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I cannot believe this grifter. But also hilarious that was said she didn't want contact lol

 

[Whyjustwhy]

It's still kinda shocking how desperate, but also how conceited she is.

One of the easiest way to clock cluster B types- They will do things that would humiliate the average person to near suicide while simultaneously believing themselves to be superior.

 

[+who.cares+]

Alexis Facebook seems to be gone. The friend from previous is no longer there. That friend (Nikki) is now friends with Amber.
edit She is no longer tagged in the picture.
I just wanted to save incase it is or becomes important.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I think if we look at this mess and try to find a Good Guy wearing a white hat and a Bad Guy wearing a black hat, we're going to be frustrated and disappointed.

That’s because there are no Good Guys wearing white hats. There are just a lot of desperates playing stupid games. This really is just an expanded Chantal and Salah situation type deal, only it blew up before anybody actually moved. Internet clout, cash, and the mentally ill folk desperately seeking a romantic partner, are the real motives here. It’s not that deep, and there are no victims. They should all stop trying to gain the victim status, because nobody is going to assign it to any of them.

 

[tasty humane burger]

This would make an excellent episode of Catfish. It has all the ingredients - Get Nev on this shit

 

[heisenbug]

Oh Lordy its Jordy is currently streaming with Brittany-unsure if she is still doing her own live because I just tuned in

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Oh Lordy its Jordy is currently streaming with Brittany-unsure if she is still doing her own live because I just tuned in

I don't think she will because they can't get superchats on their YouTube

Edit:

She's spilling tea on Amber and Jade. Apparently, they were beating on each other

 

[Point and Laugh]

JFC Erica is telling Jordy all about how ALR described Jade as abusive as hell. Never change Hamber.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

so TL;DR of the current Amber Arc is...

A bunch of attention seeking lesbians try to rizz up Amberlynn Reid for attention and online clout, only to realize after ignoring months of people telling them "this isnt the attention you want to be associated with" to regret their actions and being flabbergasted why they havent been warned before. Because, like Amberlynn Reid... the concept of "consequences of my own actions" doesnt exist in their vocabulary and basic understandings.
And amongst the myriad of attention seeking landwhale lesbians is a death feeder (with a child) whose probably planning to make Amber her next victim. At the cost of endangering her own child by being with an extremely manipulative, compulsive liar narcissist.

I just want to say that everyone in this current arc (aside from the kid) are most likely going to hell when their time is up because they all display the worst of humanity in such a brief time.

 

[GeekBar]

So while Amber was laying in bed trying to get off, she had to stop in the middle of sending videos with Erica to zoom into Brittanys slipper next to Erica

 

[Oh.ambie]

Erica accused Jade of physical/verbal violence against Amber on Jordy's live. Here is what she responds with lol.

Edit: Erica claims that Amber told her that Jade had pushed her to the floor once, and that Amber had to take a knife out of her hand at one point. Amber allegedly choked Jade, slapped Jade, and 'tore up Jade's work desk' (via Jordy's live)

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Honestly you could probably knock over Amber just by bumping into her. Top heavy bitch.

I don't want to say I don't believe it happened, because dismissing abuse if it's real sucks, but like... I don't trust Amber's word at all either. And if it is true, the abuse was definitely mutual going off what we've learned and seen.

 

[dangercock69]

Erica accused Jade of physical/verbal violence against Amber on Jordy's live. Here is what she responds with lol.

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Edit: Erica claims that Amber told her that Jade had pushed her to the floor once, and that Amber had to take a knife out of her hand at one point. Amber allegedly choked Jade, slapped Jade, and 'tore up Jade's work desk' (via Jordy's live)

if you actually believe this is jade I got a 600 lb bridge to sell ya

 

[StBenedict]

Here Alexis has the same bitchy mannerism and inflection as ALR, specifically referring to ALR's "dispeckful piece of shit" rant. This bathroom-dwelling clout-chaser truly thinks she is hot shit when her vocabulary and emotional maturity are juvenile at best. I'm nominating her as the most annoying Amberverse character of 2024.

Even your supposed bestie talks shit about you behind your back so take off that stupid beanie and shut the fuck up.

Lecture time! Amber is the greatest friends she’s ever had but Amber also ignored her constantly so she could stalk and harass Erica.
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Edit: I think I might Hate Alexis more than any person that has joined Ambers orbit.

It’s suspicious to me that Lex remembers the exact day she befriended Amber. At about 1:30 into her rant lex separated Amber from her actual friends and relationships. She says the difference between Amber & my real life like three times