🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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OK first, Alexis I say this with all my heart kill yourself doing several flips to make sure. I hate orbiters with no tea and Alexis talks like a retard to boot.

This was a great walk to work treat; I still think they were trolling and Amber is just a BPD hulk and a narc at that. They got in way too deep and the name doxx was the trigger to just unload it all. It's all Amber's doing though they said if none of the names were doxxed, they would not do shit.

I think lesbians have a high cheating ratio because lesbian sex is just dull and because women tend to more neurotic they do more impulsive decisions. Any lesbian open relationship I have seen has resulted in a ton of dykes fighting.

I wish I was the in OK to hear her screams of narc rage.
 
Amber is how I found out about lolcows youtube algorithm blessed me with her videos and I thought it was pretty interesting how this seemingly 600 pound women uploaded nothing but videos on how to lose weight as she gained even more weight. Then I started looking at her video comments and realized her community was just a ton of people calling her out and that's how I realized lolcows were a thing. I'd never seen someone whose whole following was trolls.

My question is as someone new but who has seen a decent amount of content from amber my gut tells me that something happened between her and her new gf that has nothing to do with trolls ie: she found out she was a feeder, realized she was scamming, the lady got cold feet and dipped out. I feel like the chances the blowback (that was definitely anticipated) ruined their "relationship" is slim and am wondering if anyone actually believes that trolls are the sole reason she made that "it's over" video.

Amber is how I found out about lolcows youtube algorithm blessed me with her videos and I thought it was pretty interesting how this seemingly 600 pound women uploaded nothing but videos on how to lose weight as she gained even more weight. Then I started looking at her video comments and realized her community was just a ton of people calling her out and that's how I realized lolcows were a thing. I'd never seen someone whose whole following was trolls.

My question is as someone new but who has seen a decent amount of content from amber my gut tells me that something happened between her and her new gf that has nothing to do with trolls ie: she found out she was a feeder, realized she was scamming, the lady got cold feet and dipped out. I feel like the chances the blowback (that was definitely anticipated) ruined their "relationship" is slim and am wondering if anyone actually believes that trolls are the sole reason she made that "it's over" video.
The wife mentioned getting $2400 from her somehow. When Emily visited, she said Emily paid for everything. We remember how things were during the Krystal era. Is the piggybank herself scamming people both romantically and financially?
 
I am a bit worried that if we actually do ‘see layggs’ this thread, forum and the whole of space / time might implode within itself and annihilate us all. It’s a risk I’m willing to take however.

In all seriousness Amber must be going through the gauntlet of emotions right now. Blaming everyone and everything and cryeen and stomping her fat feet in a tantrum. Whilst I have a modicum of sympathy for mental illness it’s on HER to address her behaviour and seek help. She says she knows what is wrong with her but what is she doing to help herself? She’s not poor or without options so until she comes on YT - with proof - that she is on medication / in therapy she doesn’t get to use her mental things are scary as an excuse for behaving like a complete cunt. Go cry to someone else fatty. Seriously.
 
Brittany did well, especially with keeping calm and level headed towards Amber.
I may somehow still be naive, but I was impressed with Brittany’s calm anger. She seems to be punishing her wife a bit but that’s reasonable. She seems level headed and smart enough to know when to go scorched earth because it’s the only way ALR will leave them the fuck alone. Maybe because she’s a therapist (according to what she said in the Apathetic Faxx video) she knows ALR will talk about her for years if it suits her.
The only reason anyone sought out Jade so hard is because she insisted on being a secret
Jade continues to be the champion tard wrangler. She managed to use ALR’s crazy against her to get a clean break and fuck off back to the real world. And ALR hasn’t said much about her since. So congrats Jade!
I still think they were trolling and Amber is just a BPD hulk and a narc at that. They got in way too deep and the name doxx was the trigger to just unload it all. It's
I agree with this. If you’ve never been involved with someone with a serious personality disorder, you really don’t know that they don’t respond to anything the way a normal person would.

It’s impossible to “handle” an NPD or BPD. The only option available is to go full no contact if possible, and if not, gray rock them. And ALR will only get worse as she gets older. Luckily for us she can’t log off so we get to witness the inevitable train wrecks.

Edit: MBM can fuck right off with his tourist bullshit and Chantal definitively won that battle. He could barely get a rise out of her.
 
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"i'M fReAkEd oUt By FaRmS/ReDdIt/HaYdURs"

LMAO Erica you and your wife willingly entered into this gorlworld fishbowl when you decided to be the dang dirty trolls in Amber's lovequest. Enjoy your infamy, you've earned it.
That is what I was thinking, you touched the shit and now you are covered in it, I heard so many rumors about them trying to get ahold of zachary in november, what the fuck did they think would happen?
 
To everyone involved in this shit show: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

To Amberlynn specifically: ✨Go cry to someone else cunt✨ :story:
I agree. This whole thing is a hot mess and Amber should not be in relationships with anyone, and people should also stay away from her as well. She is a terrible human, has no regard for others, and raging bpd. She will never change. Amber should be single for the rest of her shortened life.

Also, why are Erica and the wife both on life 360? That implies they both don’t trust each others whereabouts. Never heard of a couple using that before.
 
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I am a bit worried that if we actually do ‘see layggs’ this thread, forum and the whole of space / time might implode within itself and annihilate us all. It’s a risk I’m willing to take however.

In all seriousness Amber must be going through the gauntlet of emotions right now. Blaming everyone and everything and cryeen and stomping her fat feet in a tantrum. Whilst I have a modicum of sympathy for mental illness it’s on HER to address her behaviour and seek help. She says she knows what is wrong with her but what is she doing to help herself? She’s not poor or without options so until she comes on YT - with proof - that she is on medication / in therapy she doesn’t get to use her mental things are scary as an excuse for behaving like a complete cunt. Go cry to someone else fatty. Seriously.
I know that if I can see her layrgs I can finally ascend from the mortal plane where my sides will be: )

I have sunk too much time into this Humpbackfat Whale to not get the gams I have been asking for for 45 years now.
 
I miss 2 days of events because of irl duties and this became an actual shit show.

why are these bitches running too reaction channels and then wondering why there information is getting out.

I hope hamburgler does a video and makes the situation even worse
 
Archival copy of Apathetic faxX's video with Erica aka Valentine. Amber has struck this channel in the past, therefore archival is necessary.

This video confirms Amberlynn Reid's girlfriend Valentine/Erica was real and a separate person from her feeder girlfriend Emily Franz. In this we hear directly from Valentine/Erica details about the relationship including the fact the relationship was a hoax, or gayop (lesbop?), and Valentine/Erica's wife Brittany is actually a major Amber haydur. Valentine/Erica talks about Amber's manipulative and abusive behavior, giving a glimpse into what everyone on KiwiFarms already assumed would be a relationship with Amber.



Reference:
Apathetic faxX. (2024, August 1). Amberlynn Reid’s EX “Valentine” & Her Wife SPEAK OUT! YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9PI3sfWWMA

 
IMO, everyone involved in this mess are scum.. There’s no moral high ground to be found anywhere, from the idiot couple going IRL to screw with Amber to clout-chasing Alexis and to Amber herself. Between this nonsense and the horror that is Yaba and Sam (I know that the stuff going on with Yaba and Sam is on a different level and isn’t just internet drama), it’s just a pathetic, disgusting mess and it would do a world of good if all of these people would log the hell off and find some other purpose in their sad lives.

That being said, I can only imagine that Amber was in hog-heaven with all these women seemingly wanting to be involved with her. And now it appears she’s left with no one.
 
First off, Erica parrots the whole "I'm freaked out by the farms", painting us as horrible cretins, when she's a HUGE cow-tipper/poo-toucher herself. We just document public info and speculate, bitch! We don't get into emotional relationships with the cows OR SEND THEM $400 GIFTS! Fuck off!

In the Apathetic Faxx video, Erica talks about how Amber would use her BPD as a "crutch" to manipulate. Not true, she uses it as a WEAPON to victimize people in her orbit.

Erica mentions that she was actually the backburner "gorlfriend", and there were others. This lines up with Amber boasting about talking to 3 women at once last autumn or so. It also shows how she ALWAYS has multiple women in her DMs at various stages of "relationship". When one falls through, she immediately advances the "relationship" with another. And when she advances one, she reduces contact with the others (hence, the angry text from Alexis about Amber ignoring her).

After all of this, I no longer believe that she has NPD. Nor do I believe that she has BPD. She is FULL-BLOWN ASPD (Psychopathy/Sociopathy) with NPD and BPD traits (she's just low-IQ and deathstar fat/borderline immobile, so this is the extent of the damage she can cause). And before Amber tries to get pity for these two women manipulating her, that's completely irrelevant when discussing AMBER. Amber didn't know they were manipulating her. She thought Erica was being genuine (and for a short time they actually thought that maybe the internet was wrong about her), so Amber's behaviour in this situation (type deal) would be TYPICAL OF HER USUAL BEHAVIOUR.

I bet Amber is REALLY wishing that everyone would go back to believing that "Tommy" and "Valentine" were the same person. Amber waiting for a potential gorlfriend's seriously ill life-parter to die so Amber can take her place and become a feedie is actually a little LESS HORRIBLE than what the truth actually was. Who knows, maybe that was ALSO the truth! Amber absolutely could have been keeping Tommy on the back burner because of Colleen, while actively leaning on Erica and encouraging her to break up with Brittany. Holy shit what a soap opera storyline.

And ALL OF THIS further proves a scientific fact I mentioned here a long time ago: THERE ARE NO "WINNERS" IN THE AMBERVERSE. ONLY LOSERS.

Oh yeah @Suspicious Activity:
I don't think it connects specifically to homosexuality. I think homosexuality is separate from personality and behaviour, but all of that is controlled with culture. If you look at how homosexuality is currently viewed in the world, it's ENTIRELY either seen as some sort of sin/degeneracy (fundamental religon, developing countries) OR it's elevated and worshipped (modern western culture). And as it seems like the overwhelming majority of humans seem to fit into the categories of prey or predator (in a world of sheep-wolves-sheepdogs, the overwhelming majority are sheep), it makes sense that predators will seek out areas where prey collects. And predators will ALWAYS seek out the most vulnerable of prey, sometimes while pretending to be prey themselves. I suspect that if homosexuality somehow became completely accepted WITHOUT the people claiming it being worshipped - no percecution and no protections - stats would probably balance out and be comparible to heterosexual stats. Though I doubt this will ever happen so we'll never see it.

I mean, if people could just learn how to recognize predators, this would change too, but the majority seem completely unable (or possibly unwilling) to do so. But that's all just my theory.

I was about to type out an entire text wall of autism talking about cell/organ transplant, chimeras, possible evolutionary population controls and other wacky theories but, 1) it's not appropriate for the Amber thread, and more important 2) You just might not give a shit, so I'll leave it out. If you're interested in wacky weird biology and meta-weirdness, we can use the mail feature on the site.

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Amber's obsession with a relationship isnt because she wants and needs love and affection
its because she thrives on attention given to her, which is why she will latch on anyone who give her the slightest attention.
Whats worse is because she have no good qualities to offer in a relationship, no matter how toxic the potential partner can be, she will cling on them tight so long as they pay attention to her.
She is a parasitic lifeform that seeks a symbiotic union. Which is the ideal target for "relationship trolls" and "catfishes" if she actually had money.

Being single is the worst state for her, because being single allows people to self-reflect on their own shortcomings. And for an extreme narcissist, the idea of self-reflecting and acknowledging their own shortcomings is like extreme medieval torture. Which is why she will always be in a relationship or secretly messaging someone to be in a relationship with when she knows her current relationship is ending.
 
I love seeing bad things happen to bad people.

When Amber dies, not only will no one mourn, but everyone in her orbit will heave a huge sigh of relief.
 
And this will not stop the parade of bull dykes sliding into Hambers dms thinking God I wish that were me!
 
And yet more reasons that I hold the belief that homosexuality is a pathology. Can you imagine if straight people behaved like this even a fraction of the time that gay people do and made being straight 95 % of their entire personality.
Nah, that's just confirmation bias. There plenty of fucked up straight people, even in Gorl world for example. Look at Chantal, who as far I can tell, is a strickly dickly woman with a psychological history and a romantic life as sad and messy up as Amber's. Sure there there are tons of mentally fucked up lesbians and gay dudes, Im not saying there aren't but for every Nickacado Avacado, there's a Boogie2988.

People who identify as trans or 'gender fluid' and similar are definitely psycho, but even that demographic contains a lot of straight men who took an ancient comedian's joke about being a man in a lesbian's body and ran with it. Chris Chan is an autistic man child who sexually assaulted his own mother. Putting on a wig and calling himself Christine wont make him an actual woman and the same goes for Jonathan Yaniv who thought cutting off his penis and having a doctor carve out a fetid stink pit would somehow make him more attractive to women. The unifying thread in all these folks is incurable autism, not being gay or straight.

To everyone involved in this shit show: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

To Amberlynn specifically: ✨Go cry to someone else cunt✨ :story:
Yeah, they all seem like horrible people. Amber, as we've known has always been a manipulative narcissist, but Erica and her wife are just as bad and I dont know how anyone can have any sympathy for them. They decided to troll Amber, knowing her history and are now surprised that it didn't turn out well. Erica's admitting that she did a fucked up thing doesnt make it any less fucked up. They're all horrible and they deserve one another. I will say that Amber managed to acheive one thing. Her outing Erica certainly did seem to take the focus off of Emily for a while, so now that the attention on Tommy/Emily has died down, she can pick up where she left off with Amber and they can create a happy home with Amber playing step mom to Tommy's poor unfortunate kid while she gets to eat all the orange chicken and order take out as much as she wants and break past the six hundred pound mark into the seven and eight hundreds and beyond with not only the approval, but the encouragement of her partner. Love that for her.
 
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