🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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How is Amber gonna spin this one? I am betting on a Binge Monster Part 2 except her BDP takes over and she becomes homewreckerlynn instead of a food vacuum cleaner.

There is no way her narc personality is gonna allow her to admit that she is wrong.

Come on Amber; saying something fat and stupid.
 
"I've dealt with hard core criminals in prison for ten years, and never have I met anyone as manipulative as Amberlynn"
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Amber, you absolute schizo BPD whore!
 
Some reactors like to give ALR waaay too much credit. They say she knows what she does and is a big troll. I just think Hamber is a straight-up idiot and 10 years on the internet hasn't taught her a damn thing. How do you fumble this bad, bruh?

Also, Alexis can go somewhere. Preferably off a cliff. She is so boring and clearly clout chasing. Pathetic.
She is absolutely on the cusp of retardation. Hamberverse is on fire & I love watching it burn.
How much does everyone think she's bingeeeen right now!?
 
AMBER GET GOT BITCH! NOW YOU KNOW SOMEONE HAS GOT THEM GAMS AND WHATEVER HORRIFYING NUDES WITH YOUR FLAPJACKS OUT, AND THE EX WIFE HAS THEM RET TA GO AND AMBER KNOWS SHES SO

✨✨FUCKED. ✨✨

THE ONLY FUCKING SHES EVER GOT IN HER FAT LIFE. :story: :story: :story:



SHOW THEM FUCKING LAYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGS
 
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Is Amber going to cry while Alexis barks for her?
 
I wonder which compilation channel will be the first to upload a super cut of every time Amber addressed cheaters or cheating in a video or via an instagram q&a or cringe facebook/tumblr post
 
I’m up too late trying to get the important points documented for future searching purposes. Apathetic Faxx has a more extensive call with them coming out and Erica/Valentine has a channel up called CleverTeaCup that she’s going to go live on tomorrow.

Brittany (Valentine/Erica’s wife of 9 years) initiated the call during the Oh Lordy It’s Jordy’s livestream after Jordy reached out on Instagram.

They’re “avid Haydur nation watchers” for years now.

After the Jade breakup, on September 27th, the wife suggested they message ALR as a troll, and it took her “less than 5 minutes” to reply
(pathetic Amber.)

Erica said she messaged her because of a tik tok about masculine women and they “played the game” for a while then ALR got attached.

Amber “clocked” her response times when she didn’t respond fast enough.

Amber knew the whole time Erica was married.

They ARE NOT the only married couple ALR was entangled with

16 hours after everything was broke off with Amber and Erica, Tommy flew out to see ALR

Things got more involved and ALR used her BPD as a crutch and said she was “triggered” if she didn’t respond fast enough

ALR complained about Erica “always choosing her wife” over her. “I’m always the second option”

ALR was talking to some girl named Abby? Abi? (22 year old) and another named Danielle while she was demanding Erica leave her wife.

Erica says they were in an “emotional relationship” and she fell for the same stupid shit others have.

ALR wanted screenshots of who Erica talked to on Instagram and DM’s to prove who she talked to and what they talked about.

June 9th Erica’s Uncle (who she was close to) passed away and Erica told ALR she needed “time.” ALR kept messaging her everyday trying to guilt trip her.

ALR freaked out over it taking 6 minutes to respond.

Erica asked what a relationship would be with ALR (if they did make it official) and she said “more communication, more loyalty and honesty” ALR suggested August 1st for Erica to fly out and move in.

Then ALR wanted Erica on Life360 with her because Erica was on it with her wife. ALR started Googling every address or location Erica and her wife were at (together or separately) just to know where she was and grilled her about it.

Brittany pipes in telling Jordy “she was tracking people she doesn’t even know from all the way across the other side of the country.”

Erica had been trying to cut contact with ALR but she kept messaging and wouldn’t leave her alone.

First call with Brittany: The birthday party cryeen call with Erica’s wife was because ALR claimed Brittany was harassing her. ALR called Erica’s phone and Brittany answered. Brittany told her not to contact Erica, and not to make any videos referencing her. Amber had the balls to ask if they could all still be friends. Brittany’s answer was fuck no. Brittany also said that it wasn’t until she threatened her with all the text messages and phone calls that she started “ballin like a little baby.” Brittany told ALR she was creepy for looking her up on Instagram and following her every move when she didn’t know her or know she was doing it.

The next day ALR got a fake number or burner phone to message Erica since she was blocked. ALR’s message said that Brittany “cornered her” so she “had to tell her everything.” ALR wanted Erica to unblock her, call her and talk to her, then block her again because “love makes her crazy.”

Erica didn’t unblock her and deleted the message.

2nd phone call with Brittany: July 4th Brittany found out that ALR had reached out to Erica again and wouldn’t stop. That phone call is the one Brittany has recorded. She didn’t elaborate on what else was in it.

ALR sent Erica Beats headphones. Erica DID send her the $400 Legos.

Brittany and Erica are moving past it but got dragged back in with this recent blowup.

ALR would get upset because Erica wouldn’t talk shit about her own wife. When Brittany got a better job that was less stressful and closer to home, ALR called her “a baby” for taking a less stressful job.
(I know - the irony)

ALR claimed Erica made her “stop talking to her friends” and would tell Erica that Abby was mean to her and Alexis “said some weird stuff to her.”

It was Eric and Ricky that visited early on when she had friends out.
(What the fuck is wrong with those two).

Alexis tries to get on stream and in Jordy’s chat says that “Erica and Brittany are spewing a bunch of lies, Erica is a sociopath and has cheated multiple times and she’s trying to save her marriage by doing this.” (No one believes you Alexis you clout chasing whore.)

Erica tells Alexis “I wouldn’t speak so soon because I know how many people you went through.”

Erica says that everything Alexis told ALR, ALR told her. So she knows everything.

ALR would send pictures and videos every time Erica tried to ghost her.

By November ALR got “out of hand” and Brittany was pissed. ALR promised not to give her name out. The only reason this is coming out now is because of “Tommy killing her girlfriend” and making Erica a distraction.
(Ericas shade at Tommy in this part is pretty funny.)

Erica tried to support ALR in her Ozempic journeee.

Shortly after the end of the call ALR tried to get Jordy to let her on stream and he told her to go on her own live stream.

tl;dr Amber is a cunt and no one is having sex with her.
 
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I wonder if it's the same Danielle. If Jade is tied to this it makes it even more interesting!

Edit- I do not know the date of the Facebook group post.
 

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Lecture time! Amber is the greatest friends she’s ever had but Amber also ignored her constantly so she could stalk and harass Erica.



Edit: I think I might Hate Alexis more than any person that has joined Ambers orbit.
 

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The next day ALR got a fake number or burner phone to message Erica since she was blocked. ALR’s message said that Brittany “cornered her” so she “had to tell her everything.” ALR wanted Erica to unblock her, call her and talk to her, then block her again because “love makes her cracrazy
Amber life is full of sadness. We know that now she has nothing to do all day rotting away in her apartment going nuts over the fact that her potential feeders are doing normal everyday boring stuff. Alr has no grasp on reality. She can't comprehend that people have normal and mundane things to do such as go to work or at the grocery store (and not buy hundreds worth of worthless shit for the dopamine hit). She thinks that every time someone goes out it's to have fun to go to dinner or at the casino or for drinks searching for a potential partner. Her reality is more than fragmented she sits at her house all day rotting in her misery, she has to drag those around her. I dont like to speculate but with that coloring shit with her mom I mean, you drag your mom home to color as a 34 year old woman? That's your cope? Methma has been nothing but a means to an end, another person to use and now that she has multiple, methma has vanished. All these prove that behind the scenes hambo has not achieved ANYTHING the past years her reality is still as fragmented as it was , she is still that manipulative abusive bitch and no matter how much she tries to push that 'I have changed narrative' she Is still the same old big lass hambo. Love that for her


So let's recap hambo is

•A deathfat on her way to the early afterlife
•A mentally handicapped Child that has no sense of reality at the ripe age of 34
•An animal abuser
•A partner abuser, she abuses people the minute she wraps her massive folds around them. I really don't know how one takes Amber's bullshit. She doesn't have money anymore she has nothing to offer
• A scammer
• A Pathetic excuse of a human being sucking the life out of all the people around her
Let me not talk about that Alexis bitch.

Lecture time! Amber is the greatest friends she’s ever had but Amber also ignored her constantly so she could stalk and harass Erica.
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Edit: I think I might Hate Alexis more than any person that has joined Ambers orbit.
Can this bitch fuck of and die
 
Tomorrow this channel ("Valentines" wife) is going live to answer any questions about this shit show. & fuck that dumb bitch Alexpiss, she's trash just like Hammy.
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