🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[snorazepam]

jade was a smoker too and i vaguely remember some kind of half-hearted damage control she tried to do related to that.

she's digging her own grave in more ways than one. best thing she could've done is pretend none of it existed and continued to post boring content but she can't help defending herself. her self-image is so fragile that she has no other option than to shame and blame her mean nasty audience for finding public information.

 

[Constellationzero]

Hahaha as if she'd leave youtube. What she gonna do? Get a JOB?!

Something tells me this was filmed before the Snowflake video came out.

Hey, dammit, she can get a GOVERNMENTAL JOB. Where's your GOVERNMENTAL JOB?

EDIT:

For you to shut your mouth and layyygss before I hang this cardboard pine tree to clear the smell out of the room.

Quoting @poodle1 :
I am just very confused where her mom is on this.

I'm not. Her mom is only on board with her as long as she can parlay her fat freak daughter into free food, money, help, attention, Youtube fame, and free shit. Beyond that, she don't care and never did.

 

[EurekaKatzpiz]

Wh

So, this is her kid's dad, who didn't even wanted to acknowledge it.
I guess when fat men don't even want you, turn LESBIAN.
The little fat bastard is fucked and on her way to turn into a little Hambo.
She’ll love her narc stepmom.
ETA: Couldn't find his Facebook profile, is he hiding already? Seth are you here checking Boogie's thread?
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Why am I not surprised the child is overweight.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Why is Hambo talking about how she was a troll in the past when none of that is relevant to her current situation?

Rather than addressing the feeder suicide allegations her current lover is embroiled in, Hamber seems to be more frustrated by the fact she isn't getting a Trisha Paytas-style redemption arc where everyone has moved on past her batshit trolling. It's pure deflection but in the most retarded way possible.

She built a platform through deceit and gluttony and she will die in the corner she has backed herself into before ever considering getting any other sort of job. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fat Albert threatening to quit YT is so fucking funny because it would greatly improve her quality of life, but she would never do it. See you next upload gorl!

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I literally don't know wtf is going anymore lol I figured she just made up valentine so it seemed like she had a life and wasn't just dating her mom

 

[crawl]

oh nooo the consequences of her own actions

 

[Who Now]

If she hadn't cried wolf with tears so much, she might have been able to squeeze out a real one. But no one believes her.

When she moved to OK she seemed to grow up a little bit and I saw a tad of maturity but nah, she still is 14 and wanting to star in her own John Hughes rom com

edited cause I had the wrong John lol

 

[misscunthus]

I literally don't know wtf is going anymore lol

Me neither. But I love how people are accusing her of having waited to be next in line after an Ultra Super Sized BBW kicked the bucket and all she's giving us is some bs damage control that's as stale as a Simpsons donut at 1am in the Middle East while shoving her tits chesticles in our faces. It's not even been a week and I'm already bored by all of this.

 

[Tattoos]

Ok someone mentioned that vlog where friends visit. I just rewatched it.

She went to all these places
Sephora
Mall
Another makeup store
Ring shopping
Gelato
Dave and busters
Restaurant
Gay bar
Casino
Another bar?
Hot pot restaurant ***
Boba stop
Dave and busters AGAIN. Admits she went twice.
Lunch probably at D&B
Frozen yogurt/gelato AGAIN
Crystal store
Palm reading

***very small guest in front of her. I think it's Emily's daughter personally.

We know amber needs to drink when she mets someone new. It's the same thing she did with jade. She had multiple drinks during this vlog.

What would amber do to win over a kid? Why ice cream, Dave and busters and possibily makeup shopping, of course!

She follows up that clip with "I already miss them so much. They're planning on coming back in MAY....they've even saying omg we should move here".

Girl you're too stupid to keep up with this many LAHS.

 

[pippeyyy]

Hello all. New fag here.

Emily being a nurse is very sick, and this is legal murder. However, it is very clear ALR may be hiding this is what she wants. She wants someone to accept her for her bad behavior. I think this is the end. A BPD girl with a ASPD woman is a match made in Hell. This maybe a similar chapter to Chantal.

I am just very confused where her mom is on this. Where anyone is, really.

The only reason why I stick around is some little hope she'll figure it out, but it's clear she is accepting it.

tHiS iS LeGaL mUrDeR

Can you new fags please just LURK MORE! You can eat yourself to death (see Chantal), you can drug yourself to death. It's not murder. Shut up.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Oh Lort. I thought the crying with a poop bun video was the fakest thing, and now Amber puts out this latest shit.
Does she think her audience is entirely comprised of abused teenagers with no life experience?
Also, Wah! I put my life online and people noticed! How dare they!

Her death cannot come soon enough. I said it, I'll stand by it.

Amber is 33 years old.
Didn't hear me?
Amber is 33 years old.
Out here acting like this.
smh

Amber is a 33 year old who acts and talks like she's a 15 year old, and who lives the lifestyle of an 80 year old. She tells her hayder audience that we need to get a life ... Gorl, please.

The latest news about the feeder girlfriend and her dying partner is just vile. And she announces the relationship as soon as the partner dies?
Amber couldn't be more of a textbook narcissist if she tried. I'm not even trying to play armchair psychologist-- Amber just lets it all out in the open herself that it's obvious she's a narcissist.

You know what? I hope that she and Tommy end up together and Tommy feeds her to death. It's what Amber deserves at this point. She wants someone who will NEVER say no to her, so she deserves someone who will never say no to her.

Again. What an utterly vile person she is.

I know we have all talked shit about people like Destiny and Becky, and they are still very much flawed human beings with some shady things they've done ... But Amber is such an abusive and terrible human that it's no wonder her ex's have somewhat of a sympathy fanbase of their own.

 

[New & Improved Username]

"I have never lied." -Amberlynn Reid

Ok I had a more thought out post that explained why I don't think of her as a person and if she died, I would just spend more time on some other cow's thread with zero fucks given and it would even be satisfying to see the end of this crap story.

I really wish and hope that her story ends within the next 2 years. I don't care what form that takes. Just don't leave us hanging. Maybe take some driving lessons and get a car (but hit a pole, not some poor innocents in another car).

Order more seafood boil with extra potatoes! Just gtfo and let me concentrate on more rewarding cows.

 

[EurekaKatzpiz]

Hello all. New fag here.

Emily being a nurse is very sick, and this is legal murder. However, it is very clear ALR may be hiding this is what she wants. She wants someone to accept her for her bad behavior. I think this is the end. A BPD girl with a ASPD woman is a match made in Hell. This maybe a similar chapter to Chantal.

I am just very confused where her mom is on this. Where anyone is, really.

The only reason why I stick around is some little hope she'll figure it out, but it's clear she is accepting it.

Don't forget she also has ASMR

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

The way she, yet again, cries without any tears, just making that high, theatrical voice. Also, the second she gets annoyed, she reverts back to her normal voice.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's also desperately trying to draw focus to the assumptions Snowflake has made that were wrong ("first you thought Valentine was FAKE..")

I always thought she was real. I'm ever astounded that anyone can credibly question Amber's fatfishing powers when literally every girlfriend she's ever has was fatfished off the Internet.

Another lie? Do the screenshots prove anything? Do the dates even match the timeline?
Valentine reveal with Amber's proof.

So Amber was cheating on Emily with someone named Erica behind her wife's back, while also cheating with Emily, who was cheating on Colleen. Got it.

 

[EurekaKatzpiz]

Thoughts? I think they're def still together.

 

[GeekBar]

Amber will never leave YouTube. She wouldn't be able to get an actual job, she can hardly do this one and it's the easiest thing one could possibly do. (I only mean her channel, other people actually put time and dedication into their videos).

Also her "addressing the rumors" with her "proof" but saying nothing about Emily.. Like girl, we don't care about Valentine. She's trying to switch the attention onto something else so she can appear to be "right" about it.

And she def knew that Valentine was married while she was with her. Amber cheated on her exes and it makes sense that she wouldn't care if she was the other woman.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I love the BPD I'm Shooo Upset and Rilly Telling the Truth For Rill You Guys I Never Lie falsetto of her leaving the Internet forever vid. I love it every time. I love it even more than angry falsetto.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Hamber allegedly took down snowflakes stream!!!!!

What info do you have? Where's the screenshot? What basis do you have for this post?

One core tenant of "the farms" is ARCHIVE EVERYTHING. Read Archival tools for those who dont know. If you're unable or unwilling to archive these things, then shut up and wait your turn to discuss it when someone else actually does the work to archive it.

This website is great because it archives content before people delete it.
Your natural instinct should be to archive, never to link directly. The moment you link something directly, it can be taken down.

What the fuck is with all of you who just registered posting just random fucking thoughts out of your head and not showing a god damned thing? Are you retarded? Did reddit do this to all of you? Or are all of you one single account?

This message is not just to you, but to anyone else who just came here from some shitty other site...

Learn how the posting etiquette works. When you post something you need to SHOW what you're posting, unless its your opinion and then referring to facts as to why that's your opinion is very helpful. I am not sure what you thought this site was... you all are missing the mark. If you feel you're accidentally being swept into this recent class of assclowns, police it up. This is not the "culture' cultivated here.

Also despite what you heard this isnt some rampant doxxing site where you just try to earn cool points for doxxing every name that comes up. There should be relevance for any information posted. Half of you faggots didn't even read when you signed up and used the same username you use everywhere else.

 

[Large Marge]

i absolutely believe the breakup was staged in hopes of people redirecting their focus on someone else. the "it's over" video had some of the worst acting i've ever seen, it was bizarre and hilarious. but amberlynn can't not talk about her relationships, so it's only a matter of time before it comes out that they're still dating. and when it does inevitably come out, she's gonna downplay it in typical narc fashion.