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That's understandable really. I made my account back when onision was getting hounded by Chris Hansen (hence the name) a pretty big event is going to shake some lurkers from the trees lol.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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OMG I once knew a person named Colleen, and they were fat, too! And now I'm posting on a thread about fat lolcows! OMFG!! AND generic white names coming up around generic white people?! Say it ain't so!! THE LUNACY!!...ETA again bc I'm sperging: Emily's daughter's middle name is Mae - how is gorl world this bizzare? First we get a Gracie Mae then Slommy Jr. Mae. Amber dates Destiny Cook then ends up living on Cook Rd or whatever, then lives with Eric Cooke. Then Emily dates and feeds Colleen to death while living on Colleen Court? Colleen Williams & Becky Williams? I can't
I'm just joking around with you, but seriously, "coincidences" like this are everywhere all the time, if you stop and look for them. We like to find patterns where often there aren't any. Nothing unusual with any of that. Thank you for finding and uploading what you found. I see you've already been here for a couple of weeks, but welcome to The Farms.
Don't know if I'd go so far to say 'retribution', implying that there is some higher force of morality at work steering this sinking ship, but it's definitely CAUSE AND EFFECT. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Ambo.
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Angelus Mortis here comes across as a sleaze-bag, but let's be real here. AMBER is going to kill Amber. Amber has agency and is CHOOSING this path. Emily is just reserving a seat in the splash zone.
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Hairy_Lampshade
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Personally, I have been in Gorl World for years, (since Destiny's season) and tried looking into the Farms years ago, but I'm too tech retarded to figure it out. I was on one of Jordy's live streams 2 days ago and someone posted in the chat the generic "kiwi farms amberlynn reid thread" and I've been lurking ever since.
What I've gathered from getting caught up is, there's A LOT said here that would probably get reddit subs banned, I used to be in some of the lolcow groups but in true fashion, the fat fuck sock puppet accounts were always there getting those groups shut down. It's really fucking frustrating constantly having to create new accounts on different sites or go to new groups just to have people side eye you because you're "new".
Like I get it, and understand, especially since Hamber likes to snoop on herself like the narcissist she is, but it makes it hard on the rest of us just trying to get our daily dose of drama
swiftcel
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I'm retarded and lost access to my old account that was True & Honest. Decided to rejoin because I was tired of being barred from member only shit. I was lucky enough to join the day before Trump got shot, too.
Hog Wrangler
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All good to be suspicious tbh, not offended in the slightest as I knew it would look weird. But no, if you must know it was from a Facebook group. Who wants to admit they still use Facebook?
To further prove my legitimacy, here's two more Feabie screenshots featuring Colleen and Emily that hasn't been posted anywhere yet. Although I guess this doesn't really prove that I am not Emily, lol. Oh well. These were all posted to Feabie in March of last year, if you guys were wondering the time period.
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We only care if someone's new when they need us to know they're less fat than the deathfat or don't post screenshots or archives. Then it's our duty to bully them.
A lot of the new fags seem to be familiar with that Feabie site. That would make a great thread.
Hairy_Lampshade
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Well considering ALR still has her username as Tommys.giirl, I bet you these 2 thought they were going to get away with the stealthy name "Emily Cole", and were going to try to wait out the storm and go back to business as usual.
I think they underestimated the farmers, and are probably just now realizing the extent of how fucked Emily is now that her entire family and real name has been found.
I bet Amber is having the binge of a fucking lifetime and I am liveeeeeennn for it
Bullying is making a comeback, our society needs it. It builds character and reminds people there's a pecking order in this mufucker.
I'm still getting familiar with the language here, "new fags" made me choke on my burrito
Guess I'll do what the other guy said and lurk moar unless I find something good to post up.
Bully away, farmers. Doing an excellent job here
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Ninja'd by StrawberryPersonally, I have been in Gorl World for years, (since Destiny's season) and tried looking into the Farms years ago, but I'm too tech retarded to figure it out. I was on one of Jordy's live streams 2 days ago and someone posted in the chat the generic "kiwi farms amberlynn reid thread" and I've been lurking ever since.
What I've gathered from getting caught up is, there's A LOT said here that would probably get reddit subs banned, I used to be in some of the lolcow groups but in true fashion, the fat fuck sock puppet accounts were always there getting those groups shut down. It's really fucking frustrating constantly having to create new accounts on different sites or go to new groups just to have people side eye you because you're "new".
Like I get it, and understand, especially since Hamber likes to snoop on herself like the narcissist she is, but it makes it hard on the rest of us just trying to get our daily dose of drama
Welcome to the farms. Lurk more. No one cares.
And 5 minutes of research would tell you who got most of the Amber reddits taken down, and it wasn't her.
Hairy_Lampshade
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Once again, tech retarded here
I am stupid and I am proud
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It's not going to be me, but I'm hoping someone puts together a comprehensive master dox post on Emily so it can be all in one place for easy reference.
How did Emily have the time and money to constantly fly to Phoenix for hog farming, and who watched the kid? Does she even have custody of the kid?
How many lewds did Amber send her or let her take? I guess we're gonna find out lol.
How did Emily have the time and money to constantly fly to Phoenix for hog farming, and who watched the kid? Does she even have custody of the kid?
How many lewds did Amber send her or let her take? I guess we're gonna find out lol.
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There was the custody case they had, which we don't know what the problem or the outcome was.
It seems as if the father mainly cares for the kid, because he claims to be a single dad on his twitter.
You can be single and a dad, but a single dad sounds to me like he would be the main caregiver.
Allegedly Emily has a fulltime job (says Amber in her "adressing the rumors" video).
The house she pays the mortgage for is kind of big with 3 bedrooms, I also wondered what the income situation is.
The father has an eviction listed in court cases for last year. Also did some driving without a license.
ETA Could Emily maybe still get proceeds from the dead GF's feeder content, which would explain her relative wealth?
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So were these all screenshots you took and sent into a private chat with a friend considering the dates say “1 day” 1 min”?
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Call me cruel but I don’t buy the whole “feeders kill people.” Unless someone is literally force feeding you, you always have a choice and can decide not to nurture a habit that everyone knows ends in early death. If ALR wants to move in with a feeder, that’s on her.
She got to over 500 pounds, and has stayed there, all by herself. Despite Jade supposedly doing her best to get Hamber to actually follow through on weight loss surgery, she acted like the obese toddler she is and had a fit about it. And you’d think Hamber would’ve told this girl to dfe before making her debut, but nope, she’s as stupid as ever.
She got to over 500 pounds, and has stayed there, all by herself. Despite Jade supposedly doing her best to get Hamber to actually follow through on weight loss surgery, she acted like the obese toddler she is and had a fit about it. And you’d think Hamber would’ve told this girl to dfe before making her debut, but nope, she’s as stupid as ever.
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it's over ladies
it's over ladies
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Tldr: we broke up because EMILYS mental health....not because she was a feeder.
Also we don't know the "whole story". Girl don't you realize you need to tell a whole story otherwise we're going to find out more? Idiot.
Well gorls it was fun while it lasted
Also we don't know the "whole story". Girl don't you realize you need to tell a whole story otherwise we're going to find out more? Idiot.
Well gorls it was fun while it lasted
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She's so good at crying without tears.
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"not true at all"
she has literally never been more retarded
she has literally never been more retarded
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We did it, Kiwis. But it's too late for Emily, we already know everything.
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That was all a stunt for views, Hambo said the procedure would have to be all private.
She ain't have that kind of money saved, Becky left when she was broke and Jade got a car and free roof, and for that , nigga Jade had to crack the whip on Hambo.
Thanks to Jade, ALR was posting consistently, no "mentalz" holiday.
That money was for Jade's car and savings. Not a freaking WLS.
Bunch of BS, they didn't broke up.
"It’s all a lie"
The "lie" was a gunt on the top of perverted, freak. Emily .