🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I wonder if the kid was the dead lady's with her husband and "Tommy" was just appropriating her, since she seems to be the type to accelerate relationships. Hopefully someone not involved in the shitshow is raising her.

I noticed at the beginning of Amber's boohoo poor me the internet is mean video she said she didn't want to get emotional.
Bitch. You are RECORDING a video. If you sniffle more than you wanted to, remake the damn thing.
jfc who is falling for this crap.
 
Slippery_Slope said:
Well...I don't know the kid's custody status but in case she ever meets the kid, she could accidentally sit on her and flatten her. >_>
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This.

Also did we forget about emotional and psychological abuse? That kid is growing up seeing her mother feed her partner to death and then immediately switching to a new target.

This girl is either going to be psychologically fucked up for life, a drug addict or exactly like ALR looking for a feeder relationship. Or a combo of all 3 again, kind of like ALR.
 
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If this is her, and I think it probably is, she is on the nurses register.
 
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I would not be surprised if Amber, in her usual fashion, did not bother to check this girl out, to find if there is anything to worry about. She is so desperate that she dreamt that this is the one. I also would not be surprised that they break out and blame haters for it. This is her style. Now, will be back to bingo with Kristine.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
This deadfat was only gone 8 weeks before Emily started talking to Amber. She sure did get over the love of her life and soul mate awful fast. I guess Amber is just that compelling and fascinating. Ain't ya, Hammy!

Or, you're just the replacement pig.
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She was hitting up Beluga Spanx "months and months" before talking to Amber, according to Amber herself.
 
CDXLIV said:
Gotta wonder how much those charred ashes weighed and where exactly they’re being kept. I imagine Slommy has a portion (if not all of them) and a dedicated shrine somewhere that Amber will have to stare at every single day while she follows the same fate.
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Technically probably how much other ashes would. The fat would burn up and melt away from the bone and thus, would not be part of ashes.
 
Xenomorph said:
Tbh I think ole gorl needs a feature I mean this is pretty big (lol) news.
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Couldn’t agree more. This is the most interesting thing that’s happened with her since the Becky breakup, and the Becky breakup was pretty boring tbh.

Feature this pig on the front page so even more people can point and laugh at how desperate and retarded she is.

Also, hiiiiii newfags. I don’t want to hear about how racist and transphobic we are a week from now. You could have found this shit on Reddit too.
 
You know Amberlynn pissed methmomma off to hell and back while living together when she's about to move in with a serial killer and moms' is just waving goodbye
 
Just thinking about how Amber shaded Foodie about not having to go overseas to find love and then ended up entertaining a woman who likes to trap herself under her 1000 pound lover’s belly for funsies.
 
goat sneed said:
You know Amberlynn pissed methmomma off to hell and back while living together when she's about to move in with a serial killer and moms' is just waving goodbye
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The sad sack excuse for a mother pissed herself off the second she realized (again) she couldn't parlay the pachyderm she gave birth to into:

1. Attention/asspatz
2. Youtube fame
3. Free shit
4. Money
5. Unlimited sit down restaurant takeout
6. Simps and free help from simps

I'm sure she's all too happy to release the unwiped and unwanted pachyderm to this 4H club participant to enter it into the local county fair HAWG show.
 
Slippery_Slope said:
Well...I don't know the kid's custody status but in case she ever meets the kid, she could accidentally sit on her and flatten her. >_>
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Tattoos said:
This.

Also did we forget about emotional and psychological abuse? That kid is growing up seeing her mother feed her partner to death and then immediately switching to a new target.

This girl is either going to be psychologically fucked up for life, a drug addict or exactly like ALR looking for a feeder relationship. Or a combo of all 3 again, kind of like ALR.
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Destiny couldn't trust Amberlynn with her fucking cat... why should anyone, let alone Slommy, trust their child to be safe around a mentality stunted, food aggressive, laygo loving, pool table weighing, now turned feedee with a known history of physical and emotional abuse? Poor kid is already fighting an uphill battle by being exposed to death fats-- on their literal death bed-- thanks to mommy's fetish.

IMHO Lolcows and kids should NOT be mixed period.
 
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k0ndumba2 said:
I know it takes 3 or more kills to qualify as a serial killer, but I'd consider Slommy one if she is able to get her kill count up to two with Hambo. Slommy the Serial Killer even has a nice ring to it, the killer who kills with cheeseburgers! Oooh~ Spooky~
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I think the newer definition of a serial killer is: at least two kills,in between a cooling off period.

Maybe there will be a Slommy the feeder killer thread and we kiwis will archive her...kills,as sleuths...
 
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