🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This whole thing is so wild to me, I knew she’d be with a feeder at some point, but not like this. She’s fucking stupid. Her gf is a big beak no chin weirdo, and I can’t wait to see what happens next.

Bummed they cremated the dead ex because I wanted to see how big that coffin had to be at the funeral.

I’m 50/50 on them breaking up or continuing this weird relationship.

Amber also crying about how “she won’t show the love they share and how the real relationship would blossom and she won’t anymore because meanies”

She just visited you amber, for a few days, unless you’re admitting she’s moving in asap. Which I wouldn’t be surprised about.

Godspeed you low IQ sack of fat.
 
I really think it was only a matter of time before Amber fell for a feeder, and her refusal to listen to her audience will be the death of her. Can’t wait to see her bedbound again
 
So is Amber still going to come on regularly and cry about her weight? How will that pan out when we know she’s got slom slom around?
 
Goatchoker said:
This whole thing is so wild to me, I knew she’d be with a feeder at some point, but not like this. She’s fucking stupid. Her gf is a big beak no chin weirdo, and I can’t wait to see what happens next.

Bummed they cremated the dead ex because I wanted to see how big that coffin had to be at the funeral.

I’m 50/50 on them breaking up or continuing this weird relationship.

Amber also crying about how “she won’t show the love they share and how the real relationship would blossom and she won’t anymore because meanies”

She just visited you amber, for a few days, unless you’re admitting she’s moving in asap. Which I wouldn’t be surprised about.

Godspeed you low IQ sack of fat.
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Two bpd people living together, or one bpd and one feeder is going to be bad, bad news, and Amber has to have known all of this from the start. The only one that is responsible for this mess is Amber. She is so dependent on other people and starts relationships in order to feel good because it’s an addiction for her. That new relationship feeling doesn’t last forever, and she will get bored or whatever and move on to someone else.

She deserves whatever comes her way.
 
Damn, the thread's gone from not moving to jumping 5 pages overnight. There is no low Amber won't sink to in order to get her lolcow crown back.
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Peerless Cucumber said:
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Jebus-fucking-christ! Her audience warns her that she's hitched her wagon to a deviant fuck who's likely intent is to try to push her into dying a humiliating and gruesome death from super-mega-double-deathstar fatness... and she shits on her audience for "doxxing" their feederism and doubles down on this "relationship" and new gorlfriend (who totes doesn't have any red flags!)

Ambo reads here. Ambo knows TMDWU. She'd do ANYTHING just to say she has a gorlfriend. You're a pathetic pile of shit, Amber. Not worth anyone wasting their time worrying over the trouble you get yourself into.
 
I watched the Dr Oz clip and have concluded that Amber is 100% just a replacement piggy for "Tommy." Hell, Colleen even had the same head wobble when she was talking. She was Amber before Amber was a thing.

lol

My advice for Amber? Lean into this. Let this new person stuff all the food in that she can. Balloon up, have no regard for silly things like blood sugar, joint pain, heart disease. Die faster so the world will no longer have to deal with this shit. Sure a few fast food chains may mourn the passing, but they'll be ok in the long run.

🐖🐖🐖
 
RainbowAloe said:
Then stop putting your fucking life on the internet you dumb bitch. You did this to yourself, cunt.
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But..but...

It's HURR LYFE! She NEEDS to vlog because it is HURR LYFE!

Remember when Steven Assanti was married to a drug addled hooker with a daughter? And we all knew she had some kind of opioid addiction.
This is gonna be soooooo good, it's fucking FATTENING!
 
Twonkie Storr said:
To be fair, that’s probably why she was cremated. They probably don’t even make them that fuckin big and that was their only option hahahha
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Probably, although cremation is also difficult. I read a comment a few weeks ago from someone who works at a funeral home and she said cremation of people like this can start a grease fire. It takes a lot longer so the equipment can overheat. Many funeral homes also don't have chambers that are large enough.

Anyway, everyone has been joking about feeders and amber forever. But it's never been so real. This one's on the extreme spectrum. Amber is protecting Slommy Beeker from the evil haydurs. Meanwhile, the "haters" correctly identified that she's in fucking danger.
I don't know what level of delusion this is. Fully ignoring that this sociopath fed a food addict to death. Gorl, what? DEATH is better than singleness?
 
Fatties go in the fire first thing in the morning when the retort hasn’t been burning all day.

I need to know big Al’s next move. How will she spin this?!
 
Love how this mongo is so stupid she lidhruhlly contradicts herself in the same sentence. So your gorlfriends "don't see your size" or whatever shite she says, but then says that anyone with Amber is with her because she is their type; IE, fat as fuck. So is Slommy a chubby chaser or not, gorl?
 
Boolean Bitch said:
she shits on her audience for "doxxing" their feederism and doubles down on this "relationship" and new gorlfriend (who totes doesn't have any red flags!)
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Its the wrong people telling her this inconvenient truth and so she must do exactly the opposite of what we say in order to own us
 
I've seen several references to Ellen Degenderless being an R.N but no proof or even a receipt of where the info has come from.

If true, it's so much more fucking grim that she had a hand in her last prize hog's death.
 
Gotta wonder how much those charred ashes weighed and where exactly they’re being kept. I imagine Slommy has a portion (if not all of them) and a dedicated shrine somewhere that Amber will have to stare at every single day while she follows the same fate.
 
I was watching the funeral video before I put my glasses on and actually thought the piano was the casket. And didn’t feel surprised at the width.
If Amber wants to go down the same path as Colleen, then she should by all means stay by this woman’s side. She was heading there anyway, this will just speed it up.
 
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