🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pippeyyy]

It has to be either a mental patient or a degenerate who would date Amber.

*IF* it's a real person, that is.

"She's going to clean her nasty ass and pussy. There have to be real, right?"

What Amber thought everyone would be thinking with that haul video. She hasn't been around normal-sized people for so long that she doesn't remember deodorant, razors, and face wash is just part of life. It means sexy time to her. Which is funny, NGL.

 

[Mekahineyho]

“Weight watchers made a lot of money because of me”

 

[Jerome Saunders]

New pink toys/purses
hygiene products
new bedding with pink stuffies
New pink razor to shave her Portuguese minge

I think we got a new Daddy/BBGOrl caretaker! (if only in ambers mind)

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

can we call the new scammer gf salami tommy? Then we can have the stinky adventures of Big AL and Salami Tommy

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Crazy how she ran out of deodorant (two types!), face moisturizer, bath wash, body scrub, razors, dry shampoo, makeup wipes, etc all at the same time... it's almost as if she doesn't normally have or use that stuff daily. That's to make no mention of the stinky pillows and blankets she had to replace.

Notice she never buys any bar soap (except the last time someone here called her out on it and then the next video she bought a 20 pack), yet is constantly getting more double-packs of those makeup removing wipes every single haul? I wonder if she uses those for her sponge-baths...

 

[MonsterHigh197]

This woman is 33 years old? How the fuck is this a thing to show off ....... A Phone Purse.
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Another thing that will rot on a shelf and not move.

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Fatso thinks she’s some type of fashion girly like the ones you see on tiktok. Sadly there’s not a lot of clothes that come in tent sizes. Even if there were, the dumb bitch still wouldn’t know how to coordinate a good outfit.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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This scene & her stupid smug ass pissed me off. She's such a stupid bitch. Being the queen of the fat useless piles of shit isn't a flex.

can we call the new scammer gf salami tommy? Then we can have the stinky adventures of Big AL and Salami Tommy

Slommy Tommy is what people are calling her lmao.

 

[TardiX]

This scene & her stupid smug ass pissed me off.

It reminded me of her "Hello Temu? Love your stuff" cringe Abby-Lee Miller looking ass cover head to snaggle-toes in $8 worth of chink junk

 

[-Jack-]

If this dyke turns out to be real. i imagine we may be getting the “Awhhh Baybeeeeee” she would say to Jade. But a lesbian called Tommy, she may call her daddy. I don’t think I can prepare myself for that.

Hopefully this makes her life somewhat interesting, maybe some good ol’ fashion lesbian drama between the Amber, Tommy, Mamalynn and Grannylyn. Who knows, maybe Amber could start doing sex toy hauls.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This woman is 33 years old? How the fuck is this a thing to show off ....... A Phone Purse.
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Another thing that will rot on a shelf and not move.

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The phone purse is hilarious, unfortunately it will never be seen again. I would love to see her waddle around with that outside.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

The phone purse is hilarious, unfortunately it will never be seen again. I would love to see her waddle around with that outside.

Tbh a supermodel dressed in a cool black outfit would make that look amazing but on Amber, it just emphasizes how huge she is

 

[QueenCeeCee]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet. Any info on the probably fictious Valentine ?

 

[Randomrando]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet. Any info on the probably fictious Valentine ?

This is as close as she's getting.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet. Any info on the probably fictious Valentine ?

According to Amber, she is always recognized when she is in public, but we rarely get to see photos of her. I was certain someone would have taken a photo of her and the mysterious friends, but nothing. Oklahoma gorlies need to step up their game.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

According to Amber, she is always recognized when she is in public, but we rarely get to see photos of her. I was certain someone would have taken a photo of her and the mysterious friends, but nothing. Oklahoma gorlies need to step up their game.

She probably is recognized in public. She’s probably her neighborhood’s resident oddity, like the guy who glued the poker dogs to the roof of his car or the fat dog that sleeps in the middle of street and won’t move when you honk at it in mine

 

[TardiX]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet. Any info on the probably fictious Valentine ?

There's nothing to go on yet. With wipey, Amber publicly gave her first and last name, city she lived in, job, hobbies, date of birth etc. It doesn't take a black hat hacker to figure that one out. I doubt her real name is even Tommy if she's not a gas leak hallucination

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I have a theory. For no reason I can figure out, Reddit recently suggested I check out r/PassportBros, which is apparently a bunch of total loser beta sad sack men who travel to other countries to get laid. It's quite a rabbit hole, and I have really enjoyed reading their pathetic lines of so-called "reasoning." Because apparently paying an American prostitute for sex is out of the question, but having a "relationship" with a poverty-stricken woman in the Philippines or Latin America is just fine and doesn't make it obvious to the meanest intelligence that you are a chinless wonder with no ability to attract a normal woman.

Anyway, what if Amber is out thirst-trapping all over Tik Tok and Instagram and gets contacted by a foreign woman who wants a green card? For all we know, this woman, if she does actually exist (which is a big if) is giving her a virtual "sucky sucky five dollar" line of bullshit, and it will all end up spectacularly messy.

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but I really hope I'm right.

 

[pippeyyy]

I have a theory. For no reason I can figure out, Reddit recently suggested I check out r/PassportBros, which is apparently a bunch of total loser beta sad sack men who travel to other countries to get laid. It's quite a rabbit hole, and I have really enjoyed reading their pathetic lines of so-called "reasoning." Because apparently paying an American prostitute for sex is out of the question, but having a "relationship" with a poverty-stricken woman in the Philippines or Latin America is just fine and doesn't make it obvious to the meanest intelligence that you are a chinless wonder with no ability to attract a normal woman.

Anyway, what if Amber is out thirst-trapping all over Tik Tok and Instagram and gets contacted by a foreign woman who wants a green card? For all we know, this woman, if she does actually exist (which is a big if) is giving her a virtual "sucky sucky five dollar" line of bullshit, and it will all end up spectacularly messy.

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but I really hope I'm right.

The reverse Chantal. One sucking the life and money out of a brown man, one sucking the life and money out of Hamber. Couldn't happen to a better person. Hope it's somewhat true

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Tommy's Giirl. Are we REALLY doing this again? Does this person not have an identity? First bambi now this shit. How can a 33 year old person be this childish. What a pathetic fucking loser