🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Salvador Dali said:
she will be here soon, target haul, & bed makeover! _ vlog.mp4
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All I could think of with that goofy ass title was this

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Suspicious Activity said:
The snails pace this thread is moving (even though she has uploaded)...
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What?! Really?? It doesn't come up when I search her name. Let me check her channel...

... Oh shit!

* * * VLOG ALERT !!! * * *

(Hmm, should have called it a "REID Alert". Sorry for falling asleep at the helm; she's so boring, even YouTube put every reaction video first and I didn't see it). Anyway, Plot Summary with Detailed Commentary!!! ....

she will be here soon, target haul, & bed makeover! | vlog

Erm, nevermind. Shitty TL;DR instead!

TL;DR: Proper "Hey Guize" intro. Shitty Target haul of garbage, including ramen noodles to worsen her lymphedema/lipedema/laughedema. It's BoyfriendLynn's 8 year sobriety anniversary, so she got him a handle of gut-rot vodka (joking; she got him $66 worth of scratchers to transfer his addiction - and this time I'm not joking). She got razors for the first time in nearly a decade - shit! Maybe there IS a new GF arriving! Tommy arriving SO SOON, she may already be here *right now*. Amber teases livestreaming. EL-OH-ELing. Fugly pink rotary telephone purse (my god this is fucking cringey). Almost strangles herself on the strap wearing it cross-body due to being so fat. Bonus Dinosaur purse for added cringe - and they both double as shelf decorations. Amber got her nails done - short, because did you know she's a lez-bean? Off brand LEGO blathering. $400 LEGO batcave puts her in a bad "headspace", so it's being trashed. Bed "makeover" with stupid looking "Steve Madden" bedset. Also a new blankie because the other had too many memories. Questions of the day (that no one asked). Amber pretends that she started vaping again AFTER the semaglutide stopped working.

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You're absolutely right, Captain; this is utter shit that isn't worth bothering with.


Oh yeah. Bed crammed into one wall as a power move to trap GF in there? Or maybe she'll be sleeping on the couch instead?
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Remember that we used to complain that the Gaycare was boring?

We truly did not know what we had until we lost it. (:_(
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"They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot! Oooooh.... ba ba ba ba!" Seriously though, yeah, this is really bad. Amber badly needed a fake cancer arc for attention like Boogie's currently dealing with. At this point, nothing short of sacrificing a foot to Lord 'Beetus and trying to scoot herself around in a bariatric wheelchair will get her any views.
 
سلیمان عثمان said:
Must contemporary United States politics creep in to every discussion?

If Amber decides to make a (doubtlessly) tone-deaf and absurd statement on the assassination attempt in a desperate ploy for relevance (or to make it all about her), I will certainly enjoy watching the resulting fallout and freak outs though.
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Yes, evidently.

In politispergs' defense, it's not hard to get off-topic when every cow feels the need to broadcast their retarded political takes, because that's how the modern internet is. But this thread? Lmao seriously? I'm not the autistic repository of obscure Hamber lore that some people here surely are, but I don't recall Amber ever breathing a single, solitary word that so much as implies she follows politics or has a fuck to give about the topic in any capacity. At best she may have seen someone refer to Trump as Orange Cheetoh and briefly got her attention only for her to be extremely disappointed once she realized. Followed of course by bingeing on a party-sized bag of Flaming Hot Cheetohs because she's craving them now. Also she knows the Youtube game to an extent, she may avoid political topics in general because she doesn't understand it, but even if she could farm engagement by saying something inflammatory or stupid, hatewatchers could get mad enough to stop watching at all depending on what it was. More importantly people would start arguing about topics that aren't Hamber and her retarded personal drama. She would rather remain the center of attention and if nothing else she knows how to do that.
 
Target haul a Venus razor was detected.

This bitch dont shave cause her layrgs dont grow hair. We know it's for her hairy scary caretaker ✨ Slommy Tommy✨ or...... is ✨Slommy Tommy✨ gonna shave BushyLynn's tiny hymen-having maw?
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Nothing attracts romance scammers more than desperate people. We are seeing it with Chantal and Salah, and now we might seeing it with Amber and Tommy. There is no doubt that Amber has been mightily lying to Tommy. It will be interesting to see all this will go down.
 
Crazy how she ran out of deodorant (two types!), face moisturizer, bath wash, body scrub, razors, dry shampoo, makeup wipes, etc all at the same time... it's almost as if she doesn't normally have or use that stuff daily. That's to make no mention of the stinky pillows and blankets she had to replace.
 
Data Dynamo 658 said:
This woman is 33 years old? How the fuck is this a thing to show off proudly A Phone Purse.
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What kind of person would willing travel to see this person? With or without her stupid ugly kid purses. Not to mention, what kind of person can pick up and move across the country with a weeks notice? Certainly not anyone worth having as a partner, but Amber will take anyone that says hi to her.

I meant to comment this last week, but I forgot, she mentioned valentine couldn't visit her because she had stuff going on in her life, or something like that, but was going to move there on August 1st. Apparently this valentine worked, and had a life, two actually according to Amber, a secret double life she didn't know about. Anyway, Amber doesnt work or do anything, why couldn't she visit her? I mean, we know the answer, but she couldn't find anyway to meet her new love (love of her life I believe) before she was going to move in with her? Methmom couldn't be paid to drive her to see her or all her new (fake) friends she keeps telling us about?
 
You can hide your foul smell when you are in a long-distance relationship, now in person this cow has to finally clean her massively body properly and brush those nasty teeth. Honestly, how can anyone touch her? She's disgusting, at her size she cannot shower properly and is probably incapable of wiping her ass.
 

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It has to be either a mental patient or a degenerate that would date Amber.

*IF* it's a real person, that is.
 
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