Amber would never be with a man because, as much as a fat tub of lard she is, any man that would be willing to be with her would expect sex from her.
first time I've loled in here in awhile
Ambers legs, her boy name fake uhaul lesbian girl friend- all of that is Amber's normal.
Five bucks says Hams Mother is gonna find out she's native and Amber is gonna go balls to the wall with this revelation.
It’s simple, he’s not doing anything that benefits either of them so why should they care that he’s homeless and his dog got hurt? Mommalynn doesn’t have the time for her other kids while she’s busy playing bingo and out eating with her
Isn't he still an addict and that's why he's homeless? If so I don't really blame them, you can only do so much for someone who choses his addiction over having a roof over his head.
Honestly I’m not sure, but if that is the case then I agree and retract my statement. Still wish the poor doggo could get treatment though.
I think about this a lot. It seems as though Amberlynn goes through these strange, telling cycles in her relationships that clearly show her underlying anxieties. She had an idea that Destiny was unfaithful early on in their relationship, hence filming all the lovebombing/eating/gift giving/random ass clips of Destiny on her phone, clearly occupied by something other than Amber. She did something similar to Becky, where she was so insecure about Becky's potential bisexuality that she CONSTANTLY mentioned how much of a lesbean she was and how she loved clit stuff (blegh). Jade's degeneracy, as stated above, being a polyamorous bisexual weirdo who was also into ageplay/DDLG. Valentine "triggering" her "BPD" through her sketchy behaviour. It makes me wonder what's going to be the issue with "Tommy" - if this even is a real person, but imo, Amber jumped the gun saying they broke up and this is probably still Valentine.
Am I thinking of someone else (poss Becky but she was too busy claiming to be a direct descendant of King Arthur of Camelot) but didn't she claim some shit like this years ago? Like her mother's family are porch of geese and cherokee or some nonsense, and her dad's side was Irish? Perhaps a more autistic Amber historian than I can clarify.
Don't forget guys! Hambo is Portuguese, Part Irish American and a distant relative of Ozzy Osbourne! She's just so special with such a rich family history! Truth to be told Hambo beck dusty or whoever whatever are a bunch of white trash weirdos that have no redeeming qualities and they feel the need to mention that some distant butt fuck ancestor stepped a foot on Portuguese soil, in order to compensate for their lack of culture, family tradition and overall trashness that they descended from
Also I have to mention that as a European I Hate it when these people claim to be one of us. No offense fatty but with the life you have allowed yourself to live, you wouldn't survive a month where I live. So she can stay at her apartment order ubereats until her untimely demise and claim she is Portuguese just to add some spice to her pathetic and sad reality.