🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Going to say something nice about Amber, that’s the best Youtube thumbnail she’s done in years. Pity, as @Large Marge pointed out, it titles like her Mom is her new girlfriend but this is Amber, we can’t have everything.
 
Her legs look like comforters shoved into laundry bags
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Anyone that contacts Amber to date is an equally bad person flat out.
 
So in Oklahoma you just pull over in the middle of a 3-lane highway and get out to watch fireworks? I…okay.

Yeah, can’t wait to meet the new “girlfriend”. Do you think we’ll just get a hand or maybe an elbow this time? I predict Amber giggling like a school girl at nothing and everything while flicking her hair back and forth. Same shit, different lesbian.
 
so what do we think, if 'valentine' was real it probably is tommy yeah. they were gonna meet up, valentine backed out, alr 'dumps' her as manipulation and when they get back together or whatever hamber cant just say that bc she talked so much shit in the break up video. so ta-dah, totally new girlfriend who she truly deeply loves after like a week of talking. and she just so happens to be visiting around when valentine was going to.
 
pippeyyy said:
If you read your post in the tone of something Amber "the moon landing didn't happen" Reid would believe, it's funny. Because she absolutely would believe that and that the doctor gave her back her purity.
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"So, I've been receiving hundreds and hundreds of responses in my DMs from people about this topic, because they were just too afraid to post in the comments due to the BOOLEEEEAN my supporters get. They've ALL told me about how they had to get D-N-Seees, and all of them got their hymens repaired. In fact, I acktully have a friend who is a cooter-ologist, and she totally recommended to me that I request that the ER doctor doing my Dee-N-See repair my hymen. And no, this isn't my friend who told me to put hair conditioner on my face. I have lots and lots of friends. I just don't show them on my channel out of respect for them, because my audience are haydurs. I promise you that this is totally a thing, and if you're a lezbeen like me, it's pretty much, like... a necessary thing".

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Ugh this new video. Almost 15 minutes of ducklipping and CRINGE:

Methma "Apparently... we're portuguese". Yeah, because Amber says so. Filming herself watching the fireworks from the shoulder of the highway while sucking on her vape and grabbing her tatas for the camera.

Horrid haul with try on to show off her body - which seems even more bulgy and lumpy than before. Amber insists that everything is "size 4" (sure, Jan). And of course, more grabbing of her tatas for the camera.

Parked on the couch, talking about how timelines in the Amberverse don't matter. You totes can find your soulmate and get married within, like, 1 week you guize!

The new gorlfriend that Amber supposedly 'met' (online), 2 weeks ago or something has already bought a plane ticket and will be flying in to assume wiping duties by the end of the month. Well, for a "visit", but we know what that means in the Amberverse.

Amber slides in a comment that hints that people "triggering her BPD" is a red flag of THEIRS. Them "setting off her BPD" makes the relationship toxic, yet somehow this one will miraculously be different - you know, the BPD that she's refused to find a therapist to work on it with since her supposed diagnosis? Duper's delight smiles whenever she talks about "muh BPD". Now, Amber usually sees the red flags in relationships, but justifies and ignores them. But in *this* 2 week old online "relationship", she DOESN'T SEE ANY RED FLAGS, so this is a good sign! Then Amber realizes that it could be her ignoring the red flags, but quickly dismisses it as her "self-sabotaging". Amber declares that since her BPD hasn't been "triggered" in their entire internet relationship of 2 weeks, this is the one!

Yeah, this is all bullshit. Either Tommy = Valentine, or Tommy is yet another figment of Amber's imagination. Honestly, I really don't even care to make a guess. Amber's boring, and time will reveal everything. It always does.

For all of you curious about the new gorl, here's a PITCHUR of Amber with "Tommy". Likely leaked by Twinkie and used as a thumbnail by our boy Orko:
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I glanced at this latest nonsense and all I could keep thinking is that Amber is 33 years old.
Thirty three whole years.
Over three decades.

She's not 12, not 20, she's 33.
Just. yeah.
 
Thumb Butler said:
Her brain will always be 12. Must be hell.
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Hell for everyone around her anyway.

and "Tommy?"
Ever notice that she likes to call her girlfriends boy names? I remember Becky was "Greg" for a minute, and wasn't Jade being called Alex? Surely nothing to unpack there.
or is "Tommy" like "Scotty" and 100% fictional?
 
Writing in her ✨ journal ✨about needing "soft love" :story: and of course "Tommy" gives her soft love! Wow! I wonder if she likes Billie Elish too??
God, she is such a child.

Also just loving how she is now a BPD expert yet, blaming everything on every single ex gorlfriend she had.. that is typical bod shit but also saying her and her exes wind up triggering one another...

Amber has never EVER met a long-term GF in person it's always been online.

Kacey - Facebook (Catfished)
Krystle-Facebook (Catfished)
Dusty- Whos Here App (I never heard of this shit before... sent nudes to Dusty to show how fat she was then Dusty wanted her dancing in her draws)
Necklace- You Tube (Sadgasming, Becky just loves sad shit and thinking Amber was gonna Anhero)
Jade- Instagram (Fat Fetishist and needing to flee NYC)
Valentine/Tommy I am pretty sure is from Tik Tok.

Don't you find it odd she assigns Male names to her new marks? Not very Legbean of you, Amber.
 
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inquizadoor said:
so what do we think, if 'valentine' was real it probably is tommy yeah. they were gonna meet up, valentine backed out, alr 'dumps' her as manipulation and when they get back together or whatever hamber cant just say that bc she talked so much shit in the break up video. so ta-dah, totally new girlfriend who she truly deeply loves after like a week of talking. and she just so happens to be visiting around when valentine was going to.
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Exactly. She Narc 101 manipulated Valentine.

With the Old Wipey/NuWipey switcheroo it was because she, with the objective of appearing as a sexy libertine, outed Jade as a degenerate who was into polyamory and dick.

This time, the objective was pity pats telling us she busted Valentine leading "a double life" and then bingo bango, she has a brand new love of her life before the next Sabbath at sundown.
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Xenomorph said:
She is pulling a Jade for sure, who tf buys a plane ticket after speaking to someone for a week lmao
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Guaranteed the dimwit will be celebrating the one year anniversary next Valentine’s Day.. she’s too dumb and insecure to say that their relationship has been shorter than it has by the 1 year mark.
 
So, I was rewatching this video because I swore I remember hearing Amber talk shit about her Maturnal Grandmother, the one who she hangs out with now..
Well, I was right here is the video where she claims GrandMethmother lied about having Cancer, cheated on her husband and tried to "force" Amber to smoke weed. Amber fought with Aunt Tam Tam and stuck up for Methmom who was tweaked out on drugs who would later beat up her Mother and her Service Dawg! Amber states she was a black sheep and new to the family in OK. lmao
The video is already at the timestamp.
Enjoy Mijas!

 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Still don't believe this "girlfriend" is real its just to farm engagement, same shit different day.
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She is as real as the last one who sent her a $400 Lego and a nice plaque, but they never met. She is going to drag this one for a few weeks while doing thirst trap on TikTok. Then suddenly, the new girlfriend could not come because her mother is ill and she must take care of her, or some other nonsense.

I will only believe it when they move together and we saw her on camera.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Still don't believe this "girlfriend" is real its just to farm engagement, same shit different day.
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Me too.

I’m glad she finally put a “date” on her BS. I can tune this bitch out til Aug 1st it seems. Anything before the new caretaker’s arrival is gonna even more BS.

I am praying for someone real who isn’t camera shy and I’m still holding on to my prediction it will be a man.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Still don't believe this "girlfriend" is real its just to farm engagement, same shit different day.
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She can't even keep her lies consistent (not that she ever does):

In about August 2023, Amber suddenly decided that the heartbreak era was over, and in September she admitted to talking to someone and they were "cushing" on each other. She did a cunty livestream where she talked about it, and when asked about how the new gf reacted to Amber cheating with Jade, Amber smugly said "She took it". Supposedly, this online GF breaks up with her after that.

In fall, Amber's talking about talking to 3 gorls online. She claims to eventually pick one, and gets mad and makes a TikTok about how they "ghosted" her one evening (which I'm guessing meant they promised to facetime that evening and the other gorl had better things to do). Then it was back to cryeeeeen over Jade and not being able to celebrate Christmas because everything reminded her of Jade (translation: Amber was too fat and incapable to decorate or set up her tree - that's SERVANT work!)

In January/February, Ambo talks about her online gf, and how they've been talking online since September (which means that it's been this same person since Amber was living in Lexington). Then the whole $400 lego and framed lunacy artwork nonsense. This mystery person is nicknamed "Valentine" by Amber. Amber has to announce it because Destiny got married, but more importantly, because the androgenous grifting thumb actually found a partner who was an upgrade to Amber. That narc injury couldn't go unchallenged.

Then in June, Amber breaks up with "Valentine" with some really weird story about her internet penpal having a "second life" that didn't involve Amber. Amber talks about how Valentine had been crushing on Amber since September (further proving that Valentine is the original gorl from Lexington), but Amber took longer to get attached (xxxxxx). Amber complains that it's sad, because everything was set up for Valentine to move in BY August 1st (meaning, LIKELY ARIVING BY THE END OF JULY). Amber talks about how sad she is, but that A FRIEND she's known for a while will be visiting her "SOON" and how she's looking forward to getting drunk.

Then suddenly there is a new gf that Amber's talking to ("Tommy"). They've only been speaking for a few weeks, but Amber talks about how timelines don't matter with her. Amber explains that people can know each other for years and not really know the person, or they can find their soulmate and get married within a week. Amber declares that this supposedly brand new person is the one, because all of the other gfs who made the relationship toxic by triggerring Ambo's BPD, this gorl hasn't done that. Suddenly, "Tommy" is set to ARRIVE BY THE END OF JULY.

So to reeeeeecap, within the last few weeks, Amber has had 3 supposedly different gorls, all able to travel to her at the exact same time (by the end of July): Valentine, Old Friend, and Tommy.

Either they are all the same person, or Tommy also doesn't exist and Amber's going to be making up some dramatic plotline to continue this 12-month BS storyline when Tommy doesn't materialize by August.
 
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