🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I am not American and I have always firmly believed that Bingo is something that only old people do on Sunday afternoons. Like, you wheel them out of the home and take them to Bingo hall and pick them up three hours later. Just so they get some stimulation.

Amber is literally like an old person being wheeled out of her home and parked at Bingo so she can get some stimulation because she sits in her apartment like an old woman in her room at the old people's home. Her mom is treating her like a grandma: drive her to Bingo, drive her to the grocery store, drive her to doctor's appointments. It's wild.

Not uh! This is her iNdEpEnDeNt eRa! She's NEVER been so on her own!

Even though she can't get one fucking place on her own. Not the grocery. Not the Dr. She has to rely on mommy for every. Fucking. Thing. That she does. She can't call a fucking Uber to get anywhere. Once they pull up & see her they'll nope the fuck out on that real quick. This fat useless piece of shit has no idea what the definition of most words are. She's the exact opposite of "independent". This pigs stupidity knows no bounds, it's quite incredible. How is she still alive?
 
Not uh! This is her iNdEpEnDeNt eRa! She's NEVER been so on her own!

Even though she can't get one fucking place on her own. Not the grocery. Not the Dr. She has to rely on mommy for every. Fucking. Thing. That she does. She can't call a fucking Uber to get anywhere. Once they pull up & see her they'll nope the fuck out on that real quick. This fat useless piece of shit has no idea what the definition of most words are. She's the exact opposite of "independent". This pigs stupidity knows no bounds, it's quite incredible. How is she still alive?
Oddly enough, the best thing Amberlynn could do to GAIN independence would be to move to a densely populated area where she didn't know anyone and would be forced to walk after only getting herself a flip phone.
 
I'm gonna be that autist for once.
Just happened to watch a video about it, and lo and behold. Miss Hamber's favourite new "protein" drink is full of microplastics.
Luckily for her it's main damage is aimed at Testosterone (not in that dainty gorrrl), Fertility (not in that dainty gorrrrl) and heart disease (definitely already happening)
Screenshot 2024-06-20 at 20-18-03 Amberlynn Reid talks about her legs and is she smoking with ...png Screenshot 2024-06-20 at 20-14-45 The Plastic Chemicals Hiding in Your Food - Consumer Reports.png
Sauce for anyone curious : https://www.consumerreports.org/hea...ic-chemicals-hiding-in-your-food-a7358224781/

PS. Love how much microplastics are in Wendy's. Shoutout to the Boglim.
 
My best friend and I would go to “bingo night” at the bar that was midway between our houses. Always a fun time. No old sad people just weird old people. In the best way of people watching.

Them going as much as they do is a way different type of playing that I couldn’t handle.

Could we get her into some like BMJ type gambling?!
 
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Not uh! This is her iNdEpEnDeNt eRa! She's NEVER been so on her own!

Even though she can't get one fucking place on her own. Not the grocery. Not the Dr. She has to rely on mommy for every. Fucking. Thing. That she does. She can't call a fucking Uber to get anywhere. Once they pull up & see her they'll nope the fuck out on that real quick. This fat useless piece of shit has no idea what the definition of most words are. She's the exact opposite of "independent". This pigs stupidity knows no bounds, it's quite incredible. How is she still alive?

This made me look up the rules in regards to death fats and rider sharing apps and I gotta say some of the results have been pretty funny.

Mostly people on Reddit saying go ahead and discriminate cuz fatties have no rights with a few SJW types thinking being fat is a protected class and being mocked for thinking that. That and stories of people driving death fats around and bitching about doing it.

" I recently had a passenger who was easily over 500lbs. big fat stinky guy, but nice personality. $5 Lyft ride to bring him from his pothole-ridden apartment complex to pick up cigarettes and back. the stench was so putrid I was gagging while he was in the car. had to go home and deep clean afterwards, the smell would not go away. took hours. he was complaining that he had to make a lyft account because Uber had blocked him for not paying $150 cleaning fee. he pretended he didn't know it was cleaning fee, that it was a glitch or something. anyways I gave him 2 stars because he was nice and also did not charge him a cleaning fee. the "real" stinkers are ALWAYS the XL pax " - that made me chuckle.

The thing is, as of now, Amber doesn't have shit BUT if she was conniving and devious and more importantly, desperate then maybe she might try to become a protected class that can sue (for what I don't know but I'd like think this white trash family has something up their sleeve. I'd love to see what yokel Amber can convince to represent her on contingency.) Easiest route would be for her to get that fat rat like thing she calls a dog certified as a service animal. That's a protected class that ride share apps can't discriminate against.

Honestly it would sort of interesting since it would define the abilities of the driver to discriminate against people of non-protected classes. The law is that you can't discriminate against protected classes but the driver in this death fat scenario isn't using their ability to discriminate against a protected class. Right now it seems that you can get in trouble refusing to service any minority (being they ethnic, religious or sexual) or any ADA protected individual but what if that person is a death fat? Is the driver in trouble if says they "Hey I got nothing against X,Y or Z but your fat stinky ass is gonna destroy my back seats! Driving your fat ass ainn't worth the shit tip you gonna give me."

Also, what is "too fat"? Could this be a loophole to deny services to anyone deemed "too fat"?

Honestly this is pretty interesting to me and I hope one day some death fat out there tries to sue just for Uber to argue that their contractor worker wasn't breaking a law. The precedent it would set would probably interesting to say the least.

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*** VLOG ALERT!! ***

one month ozempic weigh in, I'm in a lot of pain, & surprising my mom! | vlog​


Amber posted this info in her newest vlog:
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A nearly 500 pounder only losing 2.6lb in one week while on semaglutide ... but she's worried that she might not eating enough (hence the concerns about protein).
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Though I wonder why she didn't include her highest (claimed) weight of 520lbs (and lowest of 466lbs) in 2022 on this list? I guess it would contradict the narrative she's trying to create that this go-around of weight loss injections is working so much better than last time.

The rest of the vlog was shit. She bought a bubble gun for Kristine and then Amber pretended that she might be too retarded to put the batteries in. Cheeseburger (minus the bun) and games at Dave&Busters, then off to Walmart for folding TV tables and a colouring book for Kristine so they could colour together. Amber thinks her kidney stone is moving because she started getting pelvic pain again. Make sure to show us that pachinko ball you've eaten into existence once you finally pass it, gorl!
 
Her mom is treating her like a grandma: drive her to Bingo, drive her to the grocery store, drive her to doctor's appointments. It's wild.

I mean, what is there to Al's life, anyway? She's too lazy and dumb to have any interests other than food, shopping, and churning out nontent for money (lumping the doctor stuff here since I doubt she actually is concerned for her health). Maybe throw in finding a new Wipey there. A lot of actual grandmas are still doing more with their remaining lives than Al does, if we're being honest.

Al is pathetic. I won't hold it against her that she went back to live with mom. Reconnecting with family is fine, it's the going back because she keeps striking out in finding a Wipey recently and has to resort to forcing mom to look after her fat, lazy ass that's pathetic. She should be at the prime of her life and yet here she is, unable to live on her own.
 
The max dose of Ozempic is 2mg; she's only on the initial dose of 0.25mg. AFAIK they bump you up to 0.50mg after a month... I wonder if Hamber will be increasing her dose next time, and if they do will she suddenly complain of side effects and quit taking it?
 
The max dose of Ozempic is 2mg; she's only on the initial dose of 0.25mg. AFAIK they bump you up to 0.50mg after a month... I wonder if Hamber will be increasing her dose next time, and if they do will she suddenly complain of side effects and quit taking it?
She said early in the piece that she wants to stay on the lowest dose for as long as possible. Her current prescription she said gives her 7 x 0.25mg doses, and she had a single dose vial at the start. I suspect it’s actually a 2mg vial she purchases. That will take her to 8 weeks before she needs to go back for more. If she goes up to 0.5mg, then she’ll only get a month of injections for the same price. If she ever makes it up to a 2mg dose, then she’ll have to pay that same price weekly. She’s absolutely not going to make it even close to that kind of dose.
 
Fatty is never going up to max dose. Can you imagine how horrible all the loose skin will look on her after she actually loses a lot of weight? I bet Amber can.
 
She's been getting her mom to lie about shit now too. You can tell because when fat fuck asks or says something, mom looks like a retard trying to figure out what she's supposed to say & it sounds super disingenuous. Like the ayug thing last video. Or the fake ass cOmInG oUt sToRy. They're both low life pieces of shit.
 
She's been getting her mom to lie about shit now too. You can tell because when fat fuck asks or says something, mom looks like a retard trying to figure out what she's supposed to say & it sounds super disingenuous. Like the ayug thing last video. Or the fake ass cOmInG oUt sToRy. They're both low life pieces of shit.
That coming out story was allegedly the exact same as Amber’s ex, Casey.
 
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Since she decided to dejavu D&Bs I picked some comparison shots to see that magical weightloss

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ETA: am retarded attaching pics
 
She's been getting her mom to lie about shit now too. You can tell because when fat fuck asks or says something, mom looks like a retard trying to figure out what she's supposed to say & it sounds super disingenuous. Like the ayug thing last video. Or the fake ass cOmInG oUt sToRy. They're both low life pieces of shit.
Remember this vlog?

weigh in, how much weight did I gain?, & a low carb potato salad recipe! | vlog​

59,113 views Nov 23, 2023

Let's take a look at the ingredients for the "potato" salad...
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AAAAAAYYYYYYYGGGGGSSSSSS!!!

And before Amber can come up with some bullshit like "she makes the salad but doesn't eat it, lmao". Yes she does. She makes low carb recipes because she tries to eat low carb. No person who eats a particular diet is going to find recipes for that diet that involve ingredients that could KILL THEM, just so they can make them (in this case, shitty fake potato salad) to make other people eat it. People would just make regular potato salad. This was her recipe and she eats this. Go eat another case of chicken sausages, you fucking weirdo.

And methmama, have fun during the absolute HELL Ambo WILL put you through the second you fuck up a storyline or balk at giving in to any of her tantrums. You'll deserve every second of it.

EDITED TO ADD: And I totally forgot to mention "Grandma's Spaghetti" that Methmama cooked at Amber's apartment and they all ate together. That was full of aaaaayygs, too.
 
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Since she decided to dejavu D&Bs I picked some comparison shots to see that magical weightloss


ETA: am retarded attaching pics


She's getting WAY fucking bigger holy shit!!!

@Boolean Bitch you've always got the receipts!!! They're such lying trash, the boLth of them!

@Autistic Asparagus yeah dude, there's video proof on that one. But fat fuck lies so much & is so stupid, she can't keep track.
 
From the reddit, a person describing one of Amber's potential symptom based on their own personal experiences with Semagludtide.

Link : I know Amberlynn is suffering through the most heinous burps imaginable

Post :

When I was on Wegovy, which is the same as Ozempic but actually approved for weight loss, I had a side effect where I had the what’s called ‘sulfur burps’. Since semaglutode works by slowing digestion, what happens when you overeat (which amber is definitely doing) is the food rots in your stomach faster than you can digest it, and those gases are released through the most rancid burps that can make you gag or even throw up just by the taste. It’s literally the gas given off by rotting food coming out of your mouth.
 
Since semaglutode works by slowing digestion, what happens when you overeat (which amber is definitely doing) is the food rots in your stomach faster than you can digest it
Redditors really are dumb af. The idea that food is “rotting” in your stomach because digestion is slower is the dumbest take I’ve heard in a while. No, it’s not “rotting,” it probably has much more to do with the food this idiot is eating, and no doubt there’s going to be gross side effects for some people, but unless you’re eating already rotting food, your body is not letting it sit there for days.

That said, I doubt Ambers “excretions” are any worse than her usual stank.
 
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