🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I think Amber should be careful about annoying her only Target and bingo driver. Kristine might greatly reduce her weekly outing with Amber. I expect more TikTok videos looking for a new girlfriend or trying to get Jade back, Regardless, it is low for Amber in one hand wanting privacy on herself, and on the other hand, blabbing something highly personal about Kristine
 
i wonder if the guy eating with them at the restaurant has a car and drove himself there or has kristine accumulated another unlicensed gay to chauffeur around with amber
 
Autistic Asparagus said:
You actually can gain weight on the drugs if you don’t eat properly. You can eat smaller portions sure, but if all your portions are fast food, you’re not going to lose any weight.
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Which is what appears to be happening. This is just another repeat of what she's been doing for the last 10 years. She was losing steadily for a the first week or two on Ozempic, like she did on pretty much every other diet or weight loss plan she's been on. She was excited about it and sooo proud of herself, then she gained two pounds, freaked out, tried to play it off like it was water weight -"a gallon of water weighs 8 pounds!" and not the fact that she's still eating junk food or that she and her mom would go out to places like Denny's right after her Ozempic shot. So of course she's done weighing in, at least for now, because it's bad for her mental health, but she's had so many non scale victories already!!-like she's bragged about with every other diet and weight loss plan she's been on.
I don't think she even mentioned Ozempic in her most recent vlog and in another few weeks she'll probably post a "Why i had to quit Ozempic" video."Guize.. it was making me so tired, I just had no energy..." She'll be over 500lbs again and then she'll be on to her next diet, which she'll be so excited about and so proud of herself for losing the same 12 or so pounds that she's lost and then regained with every other diet or weight loss plan she's ever been on.

Amber likes starting things and the dopamine rush she gets when something is new, but when the novelty wears off , the high goes away and she realizes that she has to put work into something to see it through, she inevitably gives up. This is why she's addicted to shopping for useless trinkets like earrings and why she has a million journals. She says she loves journalling, but there's not enough time in the day for her to have completed all the journals she's purchased. Almost certainly the vast majority of her journals are either untouched or she's writes in the first couple of pages before moving on to the next one.
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
i wonder if the guy eating with them at the restaurant has a car and drove himself there or has kristine accumulated another unlicensed gay to chauffeur around with amber
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I don’t know why but “unlicensed gay” made me choke on my coffee.

Mamalynn out here collecting useless gays.
 
blubberlubber said:
People freaking out about Ham 'outing' her mom makes me LOL. Oh God, please help that poor drug addict who nearly let her baby be strangled to death by a window string and beat up disabled people! What if people in her family think differently of her?! It's unsafe!
SO. HECKIN'. UNTHOUGHTFUL. AMBER.
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Agreed. Kristine being in a "relationship" with a woman junkie while being a junkie herself HARDLY competes with the shit in her public record. Even from the perspective of her fundy, rock&roll Jebus worshipping chuch that likely still considers homosexuality to be some ultimate sin. Plus, the combination of being at the tail end of another bogus cancer arc fabricated by Amber, combined with Kristine going on camera to try and corraborate Amber's bullshit lies (most recently her 'coming out' story), shows Kristine to be an active and willing participant in Amber's bullshittery.

a llama weighs 450lbs said:
i wonder if the guy eating with them at the restaurant has a car and drove himself there or has kristine accumulated another unlicensed gay to chauffeur around with amber
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He sounds like the "fan" that Amber "met" at Dave&Busters in one of the vlogs she put out last fall. I wouldn't be surprised if he was some friend/coworker of Kristine's and Amber is once again the third wheel in all of this.


No archive or recap from me on this dumpster fire of a video. I'm a crazy fucker, and even I've hit my limit on her nonsense. Every week it's the same shit:
  • Crying about possible health consequences from informed decisions she's made about behaviours she's chosen to engage in
  • Sitting on the couch or in the closet, bitching about how affected she is by people that have no contact with her IRL
  • Mundane nonsense like hair brushing, shuffling earrings in a drawer, drinking water, "learning to chew", or taking out trash
  • Plopped in a random spot outside of the apartment, filming herself watching OTHER PEOPLE around her living life
  • Mostly faceless bodies and disembodied voices of "friends" with even less personality than cardboard cut outs.
Come on, do SOMETHING. I hoping for Kristine (Amber's REAL current gorlfriend) to dump her ass and for the drama to be spectacular. Perhaps another multi-hour livestream with a big bottle of Apple Whiskey being her livestreaming partner. Or for "Valentine" to actually be a romance scammer. A contractor for the UN and currently in Syria, but needs money for a lawyer and 'transport fees'. You know, because she was detained for transporting $246,484,303 in gold bars in her luggage that she was going to use to marry Amber and give Amber her dream life with once she returned to the United States.

OMG, just thought of it: what if "FBI Frank" WAS real... a real scammer who was going to investigate Amber's "mean tweets" - after he got a cash advance to fund the investigation, and just gave her a random name, address, and photo? Come on, Amber! Surely YOU can think of some sort of plot lines for yourself. Imagine the engagement you'd get from your audience if they thought they were trying to rescue you from a scammer!!

I know, I know, :optimistic:
 
Was her mom’s gay relationship in prison?

Also Ambers agenda of going to pride was solely for content and also showing Becky and Jade that she IS a lively bad bitch who goes out and enjoys life and has fun. Funny how during the 4 and 2 years with these individuals you retreated into isolation and sitting in the room but future GF watch out cause Amber is a Jetsetter and loves life!!

Edit: cute Twinkie during Ambers witch cackling
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Mekahineyho said:
Was her mom’s gay relationship in prison?

Also Ambers agenda of going to pride was solely for content and also showing Becky and Jade that she IS a lively bad bitch who goes out and enjoys life and has fun. Funny how during the 4 and 2 years with these individuals you retreated into isolation and sitting in the room but future GF watch out cause Amber is a Jetsetter and loves life!!
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"From my rememberance" Kristine was posting about it on her facebook as it was happening - it was when she was out of prison, but still deep in her addiction. That obviously doesn't discount the possibility of Kristine also being "gay for the stay" while in the Pokey, though.

True! Amber LOVES filming herself being in the middle of all the dramatic and splendiferous going-ons! All she really needs is for someone to haul her there and back (with a large crane). Seriously though, Amber is always at her personal best (which isn't much, but still), when there is no gf or a POTENTIAL gf. Regular Amber always returns once the potential gf becomes a trapped gf. More proof that Valentine isn't real, and at best is just some penpal Ambo's had since last August or so.
 
Yep. Kristine and her girlfriend were living in a van or some such IIRC. Also, IIRC there was some suggestion of tricks being performed, but don’t quote me on that one.
 
BubblezMcThreee said:
Almost certainly the vast majority of her journals are either untouched or she's writes in the first couple of pages before moving on to the next one.
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I recall her doing one journal (that I think was weightloss shit) and every time she made an error she’d say she had to start over. So she’d tear the page out and rewrite it. So I expect you’re right, that she does a few pages, makes an error so starts a new journal.
 
Late and gay but this bitch is gaining weight on Ozempic??? What the actual fuck? Isn’t the whole point that it makes you kinda nauseous and you don’t want to eat?
 
Point and Laugh said:
Late and gay but this bitch is gaining weight on Ozempic??? What the actual fuck? Isn’t the whole point that it makes you kinda nauseous and you don’t want to eat?
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Is slows down gastric emptying which can cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, even gastroparesis. It may well be the case though with deathfats like Amber, that their stomachs are so large, there’s always more room in them to fill up, therefore no nausea and no vomiting. They very likely even need much higher doses than your average joe as well. I suspect anytime a drug is incidentally found to have an off label use, then results can well be variable. After all, it’s the side effects of taking the drug, that lead to the results. Amber’s also on cheap compounded shit, so who knows what she is really being injected with.

I kind of equate it to gastric bypass surgery. Originally it was a gastric cancer surgery, but found to have weightloss benefits. It works initially, but after the “honeymoon period” not for all, plus the side effects that can result are very variable within the population that have the surgery.
 
Point and Laugh said:
Late and gay but this bitch is gaining weight on Ozempic??? What the actual fuck? Isn’t the whole point that it makes you kinda nauseous and you don’t want to eat?
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I think it's been vastly oversold as a "miracle" weight loss drug, when really, like @I call shenanigans says above, the results are as variable as the patients to whom it's prescribed.

There's a saying in 12 step recovery programs: It works if you work it. I'm no 12 step fan, but I think the saying is applicable here. Patients who expect a miracle with zero effort are bound to be disappointed. Some people will put in the effort and still be disappointed, because no treatment works for every patient. Amber is not even trying, so of course she's not getting the promised result.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Is slows down gastric emptying which can cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, even gastroparesis. It may well be the case though with deathfats like Amber, that their stomachs are so large, there’s always more room in them to fill up, therefore no nausea and no vomiting.
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
There's a saying in 12 step recovery programs: It works if you work it. I'm no 12 step fan, but I think the saying is applicable here. Patients who expect a miracle with zero effort are bound to be disappointed. Some people will put in the effort and still be disappointed, because no treatment works for every patient. Amber is not even trying, so of course she's not getting the promised result.
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Also, never underestimate the sheer willpower people of Ambers size have to eat through the discomfort. The medicine may very well be making her nauseous, but eating 20 Mc Cheeseburgers would also surely make her nauseous and she's been doing stuff like that for 30 years.

Feeling sick to your stomach may suck, but for Amber it doesn't suck as much as having to sit alone with her thoughts and feelings without some overly processed bullshit to deaden the pain.
 
formerlyfat said:
Anna is very annoying and I might go crazy if I had to listen to her ramble on for an entire day. However I get the impression that out of those three Anna is likely the one who smells the least or not at all.

I don't want Chantal to ever know who the hell I am. Amber wouldn't be bad if she didn't smell but I have the impression that she does....

Well at least I can go shopping with Anna LOL. You might even get a nice vacation thrown into the mix! Why leave Alexandria Rodriguez out of the mix?
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So this is Fuck, Marry, Kill for fatties? My vote is for Anna, for the simple reason that I believe she has the best oral hygiene. Amber and Chantal probably reek of tooth decay and purulent gums.
 
Suspicious Activity said:
Who would I rather be trapped in a room with for 24 hours….Chantal, Amber, Anna.?
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Guess I'll jump in - Anna. And it'd have to be a workout room, just so I could critique her form to her fucking face and work on correcting her. Maybe even give her some pointers from someone not out to make a buck off her or seeking exposure or anything.

AL and Chantal I think I'd find the nearest exit to the room, even if it involved removing window screens or breaking glass, and walk away (because none of these fatties would be able to catch me).
 
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