🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Boolean Bitch said:
"Sobriety" my ASS. FUCK YOU Amber. OMG someone find the hand and convince her to come back. I'd rather see Amber go back to trying to mirror a boring, sneaker-headed, coffee-loving black woman than to try and skinwalk a born again, ex con whose entire existence revolves around telling people about their recovery.
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So this is her new personality? Soberlynn? The downtrodden smoking every day gorlypop now sober and better than ever? Her young adult novel main character ass is taking this way too far and instead of developing an actual personality shes just slowly turning into a younger (prettier) version of her mother, bingo nights and all. Amber really is struggling not having a good personality to grab onto, shit.
maybe a pigeon said:
Everything about this photograph is peak Amberlynn. The half-toddler/half grandma patriotic themed clothing, the cheap costume jewelry, the celebrity perfume, the Marilyn Monroe poster, the air of utter confusion and boundless stupidity. 💋
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This is and forever will be ambers style type style. She looks like she sells avon and fingerlynns all over a tuesday morning because consooming cheap crap is her only desire on this planet.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I've never seen someone want to have an illness or disease so bad. Her crying makes me actually laugh, not feel sorry for her.

I'm sure her drug addict mom loves hearing about her fat fuck of a childs so-called sobriety as well.

Is she still pretending to have a girlfriend? Wasn't she worried she was dead like mommy was?
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Have you never been to the Munchie thread?
 
FickleFuck said:
I just need to know if cancer is back because she refused to lose weight and follow up. Gunt is gonna die first, but Hamber is my runner up.
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If I had to guess I'd say it's her kidneys, she doesn't drink water, someone her size should drink at least 3 liters a water a day, our gorl only drank sodas and Gatorade for years.
 
GorlWorld_Garden said:
If I had to guess I'd say it's her kidneys, she doesn't drink water, someone her size should drink at least 3 liters a water a day, our gorl only drank sodas and Gatorade for years.
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But guise you don't see all of her layyfeeeee, she only drinks sugar free gatorade water
 
GorlWorld_Garden said:
If I had to guess I'd say it's her kidneys, she doesn't drink water, someone her size should drink at least 3 liters a water a day, our gorl only drank sodas and Gatorade for years.
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How could you be so insensitive to poor Ambo's situation (type deal)? The only water our dainty gorl's system can tolerate is FIJI WATER, which is soooo expensive! She HAS to drink gatorade and soda!

I'm surprised she was able to just immediately switch to drinking only water. Remember during the WLS arc when Amber filmed "teaching" herself to drink water and showed us her drinking a sip of water followed by a sip of pop? Actually, she's so desperate for content, I'm surprised she hasn't done that again.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
Are you telling us all that the entire radiology staff can’t cheer and clap the patient as they leave the room as an indication that all is well. j/k
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no , but I’m sure they couldn’t stop from telling her how much they love her channel and how proud she should be of her number of subscribers.
 
Even more 8008135 said:
Um, excuse you, that would be high pH water, shitlord.
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*sarcasm*
Hah, this just shows how little you acktulllly know LMAO. High pH water and GERD was SooOoooo 2019! Don'cha know that the current reason is the fear of WORMS in the water due to her crippleeeen OCD, Booboo?! All water has it except for bottled spring water like Fiji, and NOTHING gets rid of the water worms! Not even filtering!! ... Well, nothing gets rid of it except for carbonation, or the white mold that collects at the bottom of the gatorade bottles.
 
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I'll leave the summary up to those who are better at it than I am but no cancer. :( Kidney stone, rather large, "remarkable bladder" (bitch is illiterate) and some mass on her adrenal gland that's common. She is giddy at having new health problems. She is acting like she just won the golden ticket. Oklahoma will see her becoming a true munchie. She is loving this so much.

Edit: spelling
 
pippeyyy said:
New vlog

I'll leave the summary up to those who are better at it than I am but no cancer. :( Kidney stone, rather large, "remarkable bladder" (bitch is illiterate) and some mass on her adrenal gland that's common. She is giddy at having new health problems. She is acting like she just won the golden ticket. Oklahoma will see her becoming a true munchie. She is loving this so much.

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Obviously, she meant "Unremarkable" - which is a medical term meaning nothing out of the ordinary. That's obviously a lie as there is NOTHING NORMAL about *this*
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After clickbaiting cancer and then seeing it's yet another nothing-burger, Ambo leaves the door open a crack by saying that she HOPES her symptoms are because of the 6mm kidney stone. Tune in for her next cancer clickbait! Same FAT time, same FAT channel. No recap - this video blows.

Edit: Oh yeah, Amber spends part of the video talking about how food doesn't consume her thoughts anymore - while eating and talking about food.

Here's the Archive:
 
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I saw this on IG. Maybe Amber needs a reminder.
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She's drinking Gatorade right now, probably.

Like Al, I live near a large med school. You must book the annual GP visit a year ahead. Specialists all have a 3-9 month waiting list. If a doc flakes out on your appointment, back to the end of the line. FATTY AIN'T SPECIAL.
 
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