🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Also, why is this retard wearing sunglasses on top of her head? Does she know she's indoors?
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To be fair, I know plenty of people (including myself) that do this when popping in and out of indoor spaces. For example, out shopping - in the car and traversing outdoors, sunglasses are down. Indoors? They go on top of the noggin because why the fuck not.

Now as for AL here? That's obviously not why she's doing it - she probably missed the point and thinks that it's a fashion choice that makes her look kyuuuuuut, not realizing that it actually makes her look like a retarded mouth-breather with one starving braincell looking for its long-deceased twin.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Also, why is this retard wearing sunglasses on top of her head? Does she know she's indoors?
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It's the bow on head 2024 edition, but less susceptible to mirror trickery. Babe, are they backwards? Who's to say.
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
To be fair, I know plenty of people (including myself) that do this when popping in and out of indoor spaces. For example, out shopping - in the car and traversing outdoors, sunglasses are down. Indoors? They go on top of the noggin because why the fuck not.

Now as for AL here? That's obviously not why she's doing it - she probably missed the point and thinks that it's a fashion choice that makes her look kyuuuuuut, not realizing that it actually makes her look like a retarded mouth-breather with one starving braincell looking for its long-deceased twin.
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Same shit with the one air pod she always has in. The audience knows she isn't listening to anything while filming her attempts to justify her 3rd KFC meal of the day but she keeps it in because she thinks it looks cute, shows she has money and is interesting.

I don't watch enough YouTube anymore to know exactly who she is copying with all these small, retarded things but they're not an original Amber thought. Her thoughts are more maggots on a train than permanent sunglasses on her fat head.

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goodgrief said:
Her mother is so interesting in her mothering. Amberlynn was sleeping SHO hard and doesn't know if she's tired because of Ozempic or what but she woke up at 1pm which she now claims is odd for her. She wakes up only because her mother is banging on her window because she couldn't reach her on the phone. Amber has like 70+ notifications from her. So mamalynn seems like she's afraid the fat will kill her gorl. Which is so interesting to me because she has spent years even after getting clean actively ignoring Hamber. But now suddenly she has to frantically call her every 2 minutes. These people's "love" is so weird. It's like if Amber somehow miraculously moved, she'd stop calling.
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Can’t let the cash cow die.
 
the only reason kristine responded the way she did to amber potentially dying alone in her fat apartment is because amber has spent the past 10 years repeating the same traumatizeen story of her stupid fucking junkie mom (and dad) who almost let her baby brother die because they were too busy being retarded junkies to notice him suffocating (allegedly)

or amber lied and her mom just sat in the parking lot smoking her marb blacks until amber woke up. if she was that worried she could have called for a wellness check or something because spending time calling/texting your daughter 72 times while she's bleeding out in her apartment alone is weird behavior
 
She really wants to be able to say ''you guuuiise the cancer came back *sad bright red squinty face* like oh my god, WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED TO ME?????''.

Never happier than when she can talk about her self inflicted (often self diagnosed) health issues. Grow up Fatty. Hambo Health Anxiety isn't a thing, stop trying to make it a thing.
 
No surprise about how fast she stopped caring about health problems. By our gorls standards her life is going good right now with buying junk and having her moms attention.
 
Even if the cancer miraculously came back she wouldn't do anything about it. She didn't when she had the precancerous cells and she doesn't take the treatment given to her after her hysterectomy. She just wants the sympathy, not the work to get better as per usual.
 
Stupid Cunthole said:
Even if the cancer miraculously came back she wouldn't do anything about it. She didn't when she had the precancerous cells and she doesn't take the treatment given to her after her hysterectomy. She just wants the sympathy, not the work to get better as per usual.
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The only treatment given after her hysterectomy and cancer (she provided documents to show she had it) was estrogen, which she took for 2 years then quit and lied about why, blaming it on her oncology office giving her the wrong medicine.
She won't do jack shit about her weight, not arguing that but she didn't really have a "treatment" plan post surgery. She has never lost enough weight to have the MRI scans needed and she never will. That was supposed to be the plan.
 
pippeyyy said:
..She won't do jack shit about her weight, not arguing that but she didn't really have a "treatment" plan post surgery...
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Her post-op treatment plan was to move around to prevent blood clots, follow the food plan from the nutritionalist they set her up with, and to lose enough weight to fit into the MRI - none of which she did. Instead, she created a nonsense story about thinking that the surgical team nicked her spinal cord during her epidural so she could justify wedging her shelf into her recliner while Becky brought her fast food around the clock.


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got my ct scan, I'm scared, & sobriety update | vlog

TL;DR: NONTENT. Scan delayed AGAIN, this time due to a 'computer error' at the facility. She's just gonna have to wait, as she's not going to "waste the ER's time". Symptoms are back, symptoms are gone, blah bla-blah. Amber finally got the scan a few days later, but she thinks the radiologist acted differently after, which made Amber worry. Want to find the results? Tune in next time (same FAT time; same FAT channel). LOTS of filler and some fake cryeeen. Cameo talk. TikTok talk. More gaslighting bullshitty Q&A nonsense. "Smoking daily for years" and was high for 99% of the time she was filming her videos. Amber brings more excuses and drama than a Nigerian romance scammer.

"Sobriety" my ASS. FUCK YOU Amber. OMG someone find the hand and convince her to come back. I'd rather see Amber go back to trying to mirror a boring, sneaker-headed, coffee-loving black woman than to try and skinwalk a born again, ex con whose entire existence revolves around telling people about their recovery.
 
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There has been a few times where Amber gets “calls or texts” from valentine while filming. Call me a dumb dumb but doesn’t that interrupt video? I’ve never been able to record while on the phone and vice versa.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber finally got the scan a few days later, but she thinks the radiologist acted differently after, which made Amber worry
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Highly unlikely she saw the actual radiologist on that visit. She saw the radiology tech, who obviously cannot diagnose anything and is very unlikely to treat you differently even if they saw a gigantic fucking tumor on the screen. It’s not professional.

Boolean Bitch said:
"Smoking daily for years" and was high for 99% of the time she was filming her videos
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Yeah, still not believing this one. We know when she’s been slightly high or slightly drunk on camera. It certainly was not 99% of the time. She may be addicted to food (although I have my qualms about using that word in relation to fatties and food), but she’s desperately trying to paint herself as a victim of the “disease” of addiction, and I am not about to fall into that trap.
 
Of course the attitude of the radiology tech changed while she was there. For starters they may not have been expecting a smelly 500lb slug to waddle in the room. She was being squeezed in due to her previous days cancellation. I can only imagine her wasting the techs time with idle chatter, dumbarse questions, and then the major freak out she likely did when they told her they had to put in an IV. Anyone would have an attitude change after dealing with her.

PotatoSalad4711 said:
Highly unlikely she saw the actual radiologist on that visit.
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Agreed. The radiologist probably wasn’t even on the premises if my past experiences are anything to go by. They definitely wouldn’t have been in the room. The only time I’ve ever seen an actual radiologist in a radiology centre, is when they are required to be in the room for procedures like Intra-joint steroid shots or FNA’s (biopsies).

Oh…and when in the last year did she drop 100lbs other than when she had cancer.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Oh…and when in the last year did she drop 100lbs other than when she had cancer.
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Certainly not in the last year, but after she denied being heavier than ever during the Becky break-up, she retconned that to being "a couple pounds away" from her heaviest. I believe she settled on 568 (2021) so she could say she lost so much with her super supportive new black Becky.

So when she was on ozempic and claimed to be down to 466 (end of 2022) just before quitting she could claim she lost 100+ lbs. I think at one point she even said she lost 106lbs because she was subtracting from her "highest recorded" 572.

Though I do think she visibly lost some weight during ozempic round 1, I believe all the numbers are just pulled outta her ass.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Agreed. The radiologist probably wasn’t even on the premises if my past experiences are anything to go by. They definitely wouldn’t have been in the room. The only time I’ve ever seen an actual radiologist in a radiology centre, is when they are required to be in the room for procedures like Intra-joint steroid shots or FNA’s (biopsies).
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Radiologists are like vampires in the medical field. You don’t know if they actually exist, but if you see one as a patient, you might be fucked.

TardiX said:
So when she was on ozempic and claimed to be down to 466 (end of 2022) just before quitting she could claim she lost 100+ lbs. I think at one point she even said she lost 106lbs because she was subtracting from her "highest recorded" 572.
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All the math these deathfats do is hilarious. “I’m not at my highest weight ever, therefore, I’m doing great!” Yeah, bitch, you’re still 500 pounds. How is this a win?
 
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