🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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pippeyyy said:
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Her back. Her neck. Her pussy and her crack....hurts.
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Its almost like not doing anything lasting and positive about the what, roughly 350 lbs of just pure actual fat that just doesn't need to be there is causing pain. Maybe the massive amount of fluid on her laygz is causing the body pain. But hey i guess we will never know. At least shes not losing a ton of weight being on ozempic again, gotta save that gall bladder.

pippeyyy said:
Also, she's an absolute fucking retard and deserves whatever consequences she has brought up on herself.
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I cant wait to see how long it takes her to cope and seethe until she blames beck for this. Being alone in an apartment for what, a year now, and im pretty sure shes gonna somehow blame someone else.
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
the fake crying is so funny to me because we all know big al doens't give a fuck about her health at all. She isn't scared one bit because she thinks it will all blow over like it has. She'll stuff her face with a gleeful smug fat crater moon smile until her last breath.
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Oh she does give a fuck. She gives a bunch of fucks. Shes just too stupid and scared and immature to do anything about it. Shes still unmedicated and her wild ass mood swings are a constant. She just doesnt care enough to do anything about it past just freaking out saying doom is coming for her and getting attention and ass pats. Everything's not a problem until its in her face and not going away or is an immediate roadblock to her desires like food or clothes.
 
Maybe being threatened by actual cancer and not shit tier cancer would give the bitch some humility but I doubt it or really care. I just know clickbaiting cancer makes you an ACTUAL SHIT TIER piece of crap who does not deserve to live. People actually with cancer have to face the reaper daily with uncertainty and working alongside them is one of the most humbling experiences I have personally gone through. This fat CUNT doing all this erodes the shit people and their families deal with daily, some of them young with kids praying to see it the next week just to see their kids get that bit older. To enjoy their partners company, just to feel alive. The fucked up conversations these guys have to do too and knowingly rip their families apart with no choice too.

Sorry MATI but cancer people don't deserve this fat BPD shitstain bitch. For previous posters this is why I never truly believed Amber had it, well she had pre-cancerous. Someone actually facing their maker would not rip it out as a joke. The bitch deserves all the backlash.
 
So, blood in the urine again, not a UTI... bladder cancer, kidney stones share symptoms...is it just kidney stones or is it *tight voice* something worse sniffle sniffle sniffle... so much worry and anxiety and sorrow...

Shut the fuck up you manipulative cow.
Fix yerself or don't, but to sit in front of a camera boo-hooing like that? Not even a livestream where an emotion might realistically get the better of a person, but a recorded video where that shit could be edited out?
Shameless.

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wait a minnit.
there was never a real thing about her not being able to fit into a CT scanner, she just assumed she wouldn't fit?
I cannot deal with this idiot.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Not worth an archive. Amber takes a break from cryeeen about her health to argue with the haydurz and try to insist that two servings were actually one serving of salami. Not to be petty, but...
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Yes, Amber, you ARE "that stupid".

Edit: Even just looking at basic food breakdowns: 4cal/g for protein and carbs, 9cal/g for fats. Even if the stuff was pure protein, 56g would have to be at least 224 cal (and it has to be more because 15% of the product is fat and there is no fiber to fudge the numbers and eliminate some carb calories). I'm honestly amazed that she hasn't accidentally gotten a fork stuck in a wall outlet or something by now. Seriously.
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What a fuckin moron. Yeah, 140 huh, FatAl?
 
please tell me if i'm retarded or having a stroke, but the slommy package she shows in the vlog lists the serving size as 16 sticks/56g with 1 serving in the 56g package, but still lists the calories as 140 cal. all of the macros are doubled except for fat which is 8g on her label, and the green "9g of protein per serving" green oval part of the label says 16g on big al's packaging. i can't find any photos of her packaging online though, everything says 2 servings/28g per serving.

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yesterday zachary michael did one of his gross ALR food taste test videos where he went to TJ and ate slommy in his car. the package he shows is the 2 serving/28g per serving/140 cal/9g of protein per serving, and slighty different best buy dates

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so i guess they have special food labels in OK. also apparently these shits had salmonella in them for a while. yummmmm
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
please tell me if i'm retarded or having a stroke, but the slommy package she shows in the vlog lists the serving size as 16 sticks/56g with 1 serving in the 56g package, but still lists the calories as 140 cal. all of the macros are doubled except for fat which is 8g on her label, and the green "9g of protein per serving" green oval part of the label says 16g on big al's packaging. i can't find any photos of her packaging online though, everything says 2 servings/28g per serving.

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yesterday zachary michael did one of his gross ALR food taste test videos where he went to TJ and ate slommy in his car. the package he shows is the 2 serving/28g per serving/140 cal/9g of protein per serving, and slighty different best buy dates

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so i guess they have special food labels in OK. also apparently these shits had salmonella in them for a while. yummmmm
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It looks like these products have typos on the packages, combined with some fuckery of rounding up/down of macros to try and make the product look better (while throwing off the math a bit - you wouldn't believe how much leeway companies get with reporting nutritional info). Not as big of a deal, but I recently saw a package where the serving size was "1 Tbsp 5mL" (when 1 Tbsp actually equals 15mL and 1 tsp is 5mL). In this case it looks like they wanted to change the package serving size, but forgot to change the calorie counts. It's obviously an error, because it's showing 16g of protein, 1g of carbs, 0g of fibre, and 8g of fat - which is nowhere near 56g. So what, is the other 30ish grams just salt? (Actually don't answer that - knowing Amber's tastebuds, it probably is). And running the calculation the opposite way, 56g of protein/carbs and fat with no fibre just can't equal 140 calories - unless we are calculating this in a universe where the laws of thermodynamics don't apply. But Amber's ego (and fat-clogged brain) can't let her audience be right - nor can it comprehend basic math.

Sure, Ambo, set your audience straight about the calorie counts of a greasy saltlick that's keeping your legs the size of redwood stumps and making your feet look like you're from a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. All while you MOO-hoo to your audience about pissing blood and the fact that you can't even wedge your shelf into a fucking medical scanner without a tub of Crisco and a CROWBAR (and can't fit on a table with a QUARTER TON capacity). You're totes right - both halves total only 140 calories. So weird that you track your calories, yet can never lose weight...

But don't forget, you guize: SHE HAS TO MAKE HERSELF EAT WHLE ON OZEMPIC - even when she's not hungry!
 
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a llama weighs 450lbs said:
it's possible. i can't find the photo now but there is a photo somewhere of amber's bare foot and the bottom is shaped like those skechers shape-ups
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That's very interesting. Long-standing untreated diabetes can cause a condition called Charcot foot, which is characterized by destruction of the joints of the feet and consequent deformity. It occurs because diabetic neuropathy impairs the patient's ability to feel their feet. Small injuries like ankle sprains go unnoticed because the individual doesn't feel pain. The abnormal distribution of their mass prevents the damage from healing, and over time, the foot becomes visibly deformed, assuming a "rocker bottom" contour.

Here's a bunch of body horror for your viewing pleasure. The mindfuck of it all is that once the condition has progressed to the point that normal morphology of the arch has been lost, the patient doesn't feel a thing.
 
Her mother is so interesting in her mothering. Amberlynn was sleeping SHO hard and doesn't know if she's tired because of Ozempic or what but she woke up at 1pm which she now claims is odd for her. She wakes up only because her mother is banging on her window because she couldn't reach her on the phone. Amber has like 70+ notifications from her. So mamalynn seems like she's afraid the fat will kill her gorl. Which is so interesting to me because she has spent years even after getting clean actively ignoring Hamber. But now suddenly she has to frantically call her every 2 minutes. These people's "love" is so weird. It's like if Amber somehow miraculously moved, she'd stop calling.
 
goodgrief said:
Her mother is so interesting in her mothering. Amberlynn was sleeping SHO hard and doesn't know if she's tired because of Ozempic or what but she woke up at 1pm which she now claims is odd for her. She wakes up only because her mother is banging on her window because she couldn't reach her on the phone. Amber has like 70+ notifications from her. So mamalynn seems like she's afraid the fat will kill her gorl. Which is so interesting to me because she has spent years even after getting clean actively ignoring Hamber. But now suddenly she has to frantically call her every 2 minutes. These people's "love" is so weird. It's like if Amber somehow miraculously moved, she'd stop calling.
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ALR sleeps during the day and at varying hours of the day/night, like most deathfats. It reminds me when she would say during the Becky era (yeah.. I don't normally take naps guise.. but today I did" and then one of the rare moments Becky would call her out she said that she always takes naps and sleeps during the day lol.

Also it isn't unsurprising if her Mother reconnected with her daughter that now she cares, I mean they're all trashy people. But the thing is, at least Ambers mum has gotten her life on track, a stable job, sober, boyfriend, her own place (?). Wtf has Amber done? Still eating herself into an early death, that's the only achievement in her life during her mid 30s.
 
Muddy Fupa Balls said:
ALR sleeps during the day and at varying hours of the day/night, like most deathfats. It reminds me when she would say during the Becky era (yeah.. I don't normally take naps guise.. but today I did" and then one of the rare moments Becky would call her out she said that she always takes naps and sleeps during the day lol.
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Amber would also have a nap during the day when they go to friends. Who does that? I never heard of someone needing to take naps like this.

So, Amber is surprised that symptoms that she did not treat are still present. She is expecting a miracle cure for everything that ails her.
 
goodgrief said:
Her mother is so interesting in her mothering. Amberlynn was sleeping SHO hard and doesn't know if she's tired because of Ozempic or what but she woke up at 1pm which she now claims is odd for her. She wakes up only because her mother is banging on her window because she couldn't reach her on the phone. Amber has like 70+ notifications from her. So mamalynn seems like she's afraid the fat will kill her gorl. Which is so interesting to me because she has spent years even after getting clean actively ignoring Hamber. But now suddenly she has to frantically call her every 2 minutes. These people's "love" is so weird. It's like if Amber somehow miraculously moved, she'd stop calling.
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She can't let her gravy train leave the station. No Amber means no bingo!
 
goodgrief said:
Her mother is so interesting in her mothering. Amberlynn was sleeping SHO hard and doesn't know if she's tired because of Ozempic or what but she woke up at 1pm which she now claims is odd for her. She wakes up only because her mother is banging on her window because she couldn't reach her on the phone. Amber has like 70+ notifications from her. So mamalynn seems like she's afraid the fat will kill her gorl. Which is so interesting to me because she has spent years even after getting clean actively ignoring Hamber. But now suddenly she has to frantically call her every 2 minutes. These people's "love" is so weird. It's like if Amber somehow miraculously moved, she'd stop calling.
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Ambers mom wasn’t in the car when she was recanting the story so she was probably lying or exaggerating. She may have been deeply sleeping because the Ozempic or the start of cellulitis again. Either way Amber seem annoyed that her mom came and got her for some reason. The lowly okc people at the bbq were lucky YouTube superstar amberlynn reid graced them with her presence. She probably tells them she’s in the same ranks as Mr beast.

Her mom probably is worried Amber is going to die but what can she do? She can stop taking her to restaurants, but then Amber would be a raging bitch so that leads to just dumping her all together. Plus Amber can still DoorDash food. I think her family should at least do one of those sit down interventions and maybe it would embarrass her enough to know they don’t think she’s a chubby cute young girl but a deathfat.
 
I'll give her credit, she has managed to produce tears while crying for attention. There are other skills she could be working on instead, but at least she's keeping busy.

Eyes darting around the room when she isn't checking herself out in the viewfinder. Never change, Amber.
 
Mekahineyho said:
...I think her family should at least do one of those sit down interventions and maybe it would embarrass her enough to know they don’t think she’s a chubby cute young girl but a deathfat.
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While a nice idea in theory, it's highly unlikely to be effective. The whole mentality behind the 'interventions' is that a person won't change until they've hit their rock bottom. Unfortunately, for many people, that rock bottom ends up being death. So they try to artifically create a 'rock bottom' by DRASTICALLY negatively impacting the addict's life INSTANTLY . When things worsen gradually, we can adapt, but not as well when it's severe and sudden. The idea is that when ALL of the addict's support is removed and they instantly feel massive consequences, they will be more compliant in trying someone else's way to do things. The problem is that for it to have any chance of working, the family has to set clear boundaries and be willing to completely cut off the addict if they breach ANY of the conditions - no second chances, no excuses. Amber is a MASTER at pretending to be on board with something, then slowly moving back to her original behaviour while emotionally manipulating and guilting her enablers until she finally wears them down. She's so obnoxious that the last time her family wanted to get rid of her, they had to wait until she voluntarily LEFT THE STATE. I think they're all too emeshed to be able to even attempt an intervention.

It also involves the addict being at the point where they WANT to change but just need a good hard push to get started, and Ambo has made it very clear that she doesn't want to address the issues that drive this behaviour. She believes that she just needs to use some willpower to slightly moderate some of her behaviours and won't accept the fact that she just can't out-logic her emotions. Plus, tens of thousands of people have been telling her for YEARS that she's not a cute chubby gorl but rather a narcissistic deathfat, and she hasn't cared. Why do you think the message will have more weight coming from a granny-beating, child-neglecting, burnt-out junkie that Ambo clearly has no respect for? Or the lying, cheating, cancer-faking "Birth Canal" that kicked her out the first time?
 
My heart is usually cold and dead but there's something about seeing Al sobbing that makes it all warm and sunshiney.

Also, why is this retard wearing sunglasses on top of her head? Does she know she's indoors?
 
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