🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Face is different. Same level of fatness so I don't think it's fatness related. What's going on with her face? I think it's her mouth. Her mouth is shrinking, right? WTF?

Maybe it is fatness related. Is the fatness overtaking things to the point where a regular mouth seems like a minuscule mini-mouth in her face now? Is there a tiny mouth filter? Is it makeup? What's going on here?
 
Why havve so many beta lolcows from reddit and twitter come on here? I've noticed a giant shift from the attituddes and opinions displayd on here.

*Edit* I have joined recently but I don't use Reddit or Twitter/X. These mrons ask the same shit "WHY WONT SHE STOP EATING..?!?!??!!" "I will be so sad whens he dies" like shut the fuck up. Goes for both Chantal and ALR.
 
Muddy Fupa Balls said:
Why havve so many beta lolcows from reddit and twitter come on here? I've noticed a giant shift from the attituddes and opinions displayd on here.

*Edit* I have joined recently but I don't use Reddit or Twitter/X. These mrons ask the same shit "WHY WONT SHE STOP EATING..?!?!??!!" "I will be so sad whens he dies" like shut the fuck up. Goes for both Chantal and ALR.
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Same with the ana-chans boasting about how the uneaten batter from her McD's nuggies or whatever would feed their entire family until Christmas; wow, congrats, you don't eat the same amount of food as a 600 el bee mentally ill sentient bag of cooking oil, big round of applause.
 
Let me just provide all of our X/Twitter/Reddit retards a summarization of what should be presented in this thread:

No personal anecdotes because no 1 curr.
Instead, just do this:
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And now on topic:

HOLY FUCK, AMBER. Do something. We're sperging about new members here instead of you, you dull and lifeless sack of blubber!!! Entertain me with your retardation!!! (insert shrieking here about vodka inventory being stable because of how uninteresting ALR's been lately)
 
I hope she dies soon so they can livestream the cremation. Ain’t no way this gorl is getting an open casket funeral. Not like anybody would come to it anyway lol.
 
I actually wish she would show us her pwning middle school kids and getting victory royales in fortnite. (Unless she's lying again, like duh. Imagine having to lie about playing a video game though... Fucking pathetic.) At least that's something more interesting than rehash #468357264369 of her weight-loss jurneeeee
 
The reaction channels being like "No one would watch her video game channel" when I think a lot of us would. Since she's shown us that she has no idea how to hold a gamepad I would love to watch her try to use some fine motor control. She has no idea how to properly use a knife either so I'm actually enthusiastic about the prospect, even though I know it'll never happen.
 
Warm Lasagna said:
I hope she dies soon so they can livestream the cremation. Ain’t no way this gorl is getting an open casket funeral. Not like anybody would come to it anyway lol.
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What happens when these skinny queens don't fit in the oven?

Edit: So, I googled this. Apparently she could be expected to cause a massive grease fire in an ordinary crematorium oven so mama lynn or whoever will have to pay extra for one that specializes in this.

www.bbc.com

'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire

The fat in the body burned at a higher temperature, prompting a "grease fire".
www.bbc.com

This dainty gorl was much smaller than big al:

This guy was around the same size:
 
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I don’t watch Amber anymore, just read this thread. Did she ever go back to mommaLynn’s church after raving about it the first time? All I seem to read about now is trips out to shop, bingo halls, the casino, meals, and visiting grandmother.
 
I call shenanigans said:
I don’t watch Amber anymore, just read this thread. Did she ever go back to mommaLynn’s church after raving about it the first time? All I seem to read about now is trips out to shop, bingo halls, the casino, meals, and visiting grandmother.
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I don’t think so. Way too much effort lol.
 
Let's be honest, the only video game she'd be wicked good at would be point-and-click lesbian adventures.

Maybe.

Possibly.

Who the fuck am I kidding here, she'd still suck lol

Let's face it - there's only one game she has a remote chance of succeeding with:

PLAY CAFE IN THE CLOUDS, AL.

Disclaimer: I've never played it because it's not my thang - I watched a walk-through and was bored out of my fucking skull, but it's point-and-click lesbo pastel-vomit play-through novel based on food and shit. Seems right up her alley. And I'd watch it just to watch her get frustrated and have no idea what the fuck to do, as some of the 'puzzles' are apparently almost challenging if you're mentally disabled.
 
QueenCeeSmoo said:
Sometimes I think it has to be Amber because who in the world has that much time and what's to put so much effort into that
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On one hand I want to agree with you, but on the other hand Amber is too stupid, and definitely too digitally-illiterate, to figure this out. Even if she combed through the TOS to find any rule breaks, I highly doubt she could rub two brain cells together and realize this is unabashed ban evasion that could easily get them banned.
The more realistic options would be either a genuine fan, or a troll simply tormenting the Haydurs. I wanna believe it’s the second, because that’s really funny.
 
AnonSloth84 said:
Hi all! I'm new to KiwiFarms and don't fully understand how this works. Just wanted to link y'all a little something that I'm sure very few, if any people that follow ALR, have access to.

Low and behold, a rare video of the gorl waddling around. This is from her recent trip to TJMaxx with Mamalynn.

I'm hesitant to post this because I could lose my job lmao, but I'm not sure how anyone would track me tbh. If anyone wants to share this, please don't credit me or anything. I don't need credit or anything tied back to me. I just wanted to show yall big Al in action.

And no, unfortunately, Valentine wasn't with her. Or... she might've been. Maybe we just can't see her.
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Her walking ability is a LOT worse than the last time she was filmed walking. She will be fully wheelchair bound soon.
 
xh9lqwz9c said:
Face is different. Same level of fatness so I don't think it's fatness related. What's going on with her face? I think it's her mouth. Her mouth is shrinking, right? WTF?

Maybe it is fatness related. Is the fatness overtaking things to the point where a regular mouth seems like a minuscule mini-mouth in her face now? Is there a tiny mouth filter? Is it makeup? What's going on here?
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She's getting older and gravity is taking over. That'd be my guess.
I think being that large probably accelerates the aging process. Everything starts to fail sooner because of the immense strain on the system.

Joints, internal organs, skin. It's all fucked.
 
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