🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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StBenedict said:
I guess “Portuguese” sounded more exotic to amber?! Idk. I would push the native thing.
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She's not Native whatsoever. She actually IS of Portuguese descent.

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(Just Kristine's tree this time, which is (and was) correct; I'm still trying to untangle four generations of George Reids and their multiple wives each.)
 
I am pretty sure yes magical stroke lady is the lesbian grandmother, yes.

It is crazy that Amber's Krystal era content is better than her current content. I think she is petrified of making new content because she is worried about the law of diminishing returns. Basically more she creates, the more she deters her viewers. Her underhanded jab at Alex is Shook is telling too because his viewerbase is very consistent and she wants to pull them to her but it will never happen. It's crazy that we have almost gone a year and the bitch is still single and she cannot love bomb anymore. I can bet you in a week or two she will fire up a livestream before the 15th too.
 
StBenedict said:
I guess “Portuguese” sounded more exotic to amber?! Idk. I would push the native thing.
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Where ambers from, being native isnt really a flex. In california you can throw a rock and hit trailor trash with a small amount of native blood. Amber needs to be special and thats just not doing it for her. Being portch of geese gave an air of wonder to the American centered retards in her area and also expertly explains away her unwashed dirty beetus knuckles.

But if being native was up her alley we wouldnt ever get past the pocahontas-lynn era. Feather headdress and all i swear.

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I am pretty sure yes magical stroke lady is the lesbian grandmother, yes.
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that was quite the sentence.
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
It is crazy that Amber's Krystal era content is better than her current content. I think she is petrified of making new content because she is worried about the law of diminishing returns. Basically more she creates, the more she deters her viewers. Her underhanded jab at Alex is Shook is telling too because his viewerbase is very consistent and she wants to pull them to her but it will never happen. It's crazy that we have almost gone a year and the bitch is still single and she cannot love bomb anymore. I can bet you in a week or two she will fire up a livestream before the 15th too.
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What content though? what would she make? I dont think amber is smart enough to rullize the diminishing returns. Shes somehow gotten all this money doing literally fuck all and even the "real jobs" shes had she was a lazy failure that would sit on the toilet just to get away from working. Shes literally retarded. I honestly dont think amber would be able to do much. She strikes me as someone who could barely hold down a job at a claires. Running any register would be a nightmare for her. She has like 0 critical thinking skills and relies on others like some helpless princess. I think shes stuck wondering why the same 6 things shes done arent making her money anymore and shes confused/angry and blames reaction channels.

As for the still single bit, everyone on here is right. She doesnt have the money to fund another person and shes too fat and old and gross for anyone who has their shit together to want to take all of that on. Shes gonna be single for a while and i bet shes gonna have to date a male feeder just to have someone to wipe her ass and run to sonic (for just the ice) whenever she wants.
 
Insulin reid said:
Where ambers from, being native isnt really a flex.
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Any non-native has to come from somewhere, either Europe, Africa or Asia. This is not a flex.

Insulin reid said:
What content though? what would she make? I dont think amber is smart enough to rullize the diminishing returns. Shes somehow gotten all this money doing literally fuck all and even the "real jobs" shes had she was a lazy failure that would sit on the toilet just to get away from working.
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Amber knows that if she says anything controversial, she might get a strike, like Chantal did, or be cancelled. Her channel is as bland as she like it to be. She still pulls 40-50k, but she is fine with it as long as it continues. This is why anything controversial is either on TIkTok or on Instagram. She never interact with people on YT.

Insulin reid said:
Shes literally retarded. I honestly dont think amber would be able to do much. She strikes me as someone who could barely hold down a job at a claires. Running any register would be a nightmare for her.
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Amber knows very well that she could not hold a job. After all, Amber is not very smart but she is a survivor. Amber was neglected as a child and had to fight for everything growing up. She will do everything to keep her channel alive.

Insulin reid said:
As for the still single bit, everyone on here is right. She doesnt have the money to fund another person and shes too fat and old and gross for anyone who has their shit together to want to take all of that on. Shes gonna be single for a while
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I do not think that Amber necessarily wants to be in a relationship, but Amber cannot live by herself, due to physical and mental incapacitation. Living like a normal adult is too overwhelming for her. She wants a Target driver, a cleaner, and someone to entertain her. Alter all, she was in a loveless relationship for 4 years with Becky.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Didn't one of her grandmothers get bariatric surgery and then came out as a lezbeeeeen or something? The MaGiCaL sTrOkE lAdY perhaps? (Magical Stroke Lady sounds like a shitty hentai)
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I'm pretty sure that Gramma-George was the post-bariatric surgery skinny-queen lesbian, and Gramma-Kris was the crazy, cancer-faking "birth canal" (as Tammie nicknamed her). Amber felt the connection to Gramma-George, who would babysit her and try to care for her when Kristine and George were too nodded out or something, and would create scribble pages for Amber to colour in mandala-style. It was that combined with their ... um ... shared love of tacos, which was the reason why still-in-foster-care Amber felt that SHE was entitled to Gramma-George's ashes. (I'm pretty sure Amber said she was still a minor when Gramma-George died - or at the very least out with Casey and having no contact with the family. Amber was never clear on how she would have known about her paternal grandmother being a lesbian before she died - justifying her immediately demand for the ashes). Amber hated Gramma-Kris, and spoke of her with distain. (At least that was what she told us in her vlogs - which means it's probably all fake, but she said it). Either way, Gramma-Kris wasn't the 'bean'.

Insulin reid said:
What content though? what would she make? I dont think amber is smart enough to rullize the diminishing returns.
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She's already tried it. On March 25th Amber uploaded a video called "emergency vet visit, cook with me, & les go to Target!" which was FULL of modern recreations of her 'iconic molments'. She did the apple/two bags of chips thing, she dressed in a wide-brimmed hat to remind people of the "blackie" incident, she took the overfed sausage to an emerg vet visit, emphasised AAAAYGS and HONGRY, etc. The entire 15 minutes was crammed with this stuff... and as of today, has barely cleared 54K views. And for the last few months it's been a cycle of "I'm not okay" videos, blaming reaction channels for bullshit stuff, and eating/fat pose thumbnails for rage-engagement. All of which have also failed. She KNOWS none of this is working, but like every other problem in her life, she sees it as EVERYONE ELSE'S fault and therefore it's THEM who have to correct THEIR behaviour for this problem to be solved.

Though I'm sure she's getting frustrated at not having another person to exploit in her videos - as she KNOWS this is her only hope to save her channel (or at least slow the descent). She's been trying to get Kristine in them since September, who's been avoiding it. I think the whole Meth(ma) Cooking segment was just something Amber made up to fake a consequence her audience has to suffer in retaliation to the reaction channels. And she's been trying to seal the deal with someone (or multiple someones) since August 2023. She's already said that 'Valentine' WANTS to be exploited like this. I'm not saying there is necessarily an actual person right now who is eager to be in Amber's videos. I just mean that it's obvious that Amber's fantasy and focus have been to get someone on camera. She's like a bogart desperately needing to latch onto someone to feed off of their insecurities and take a stable form. (Yeah it's a HP reference - thought you could use a break from the Star Trek ones).
 
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GORLS.

I've made my way though the thread, one torrid haul and dangleen ankle at a time. I thought I made it out unscathed, the goal was to laugh at fatty and leave, right?

This morning I had to call my vet for my personal Wasabi and I shit you not I ended the call with "let me know if that's something you can check or if it's an emergency vet situation type deal, thank you!"
BEFORE THE CAT LADIES PANIC, my vet is a mobile vet who generally does checkups, vaccines, and euthanasia(at a reasonable as hell price too). I'm concerned my little one is having bladder issues and I wasn't sure if that was part of her wheelhouse. My Wasabi/rarity situation type deal molment is not in need of emergency care at this time

Send emotional support cottage cheese with mustard, I'll source my own scooty puff and poop bun molment.
 
I’m highly impressed you got through wading through the ALR swamp relatively unscathed and your post gave me a much needed LOL molment,

Hope your Furry Monster is doing well,
 
Randomrando said:
GORLS.

I've made my way though the thread, one torrid haul and dangleen ankle at a time. I thought I made it out unscathed, the goal was to laugh at fatty and leave, right?

This morning I had to call my vet for my personal Wasabi and I shit you not I ended the call with "let me know if that's something you can check or if it's an emergency vet situation type deal, thank you!"
BEFORE THE CAT LADIES PANIC, my vet is a mobile vet who generally does checkups, vaccines, and euthanasia(at a reasonable as hell price too). I'm concerned my little one is having bladder issues and I wasn't sure if that was part of her wheelhouse. My Wasabi/rarity situation type deal molment is not in need of emergency care at this time

Send emotional support cottage cheese with mustard, I'll source my own scooty puff and poop bun molment.
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Well well well. I see on my informed delivery that the police report is in my mailbox. Can't wait to get home and start reading. Probably won't be anything new but hey I might get a few good nuggets of new info from it .
 
Not too much to see here. The only thing I found interesting is that there is no mention of drugs. Mamalynn was acting up because she was drunk per the police report . If she was an alcoholic , shouldn't Amber be more cautious about drinking?
 

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Goddamn, 260! Kristine had 120 pounds on an old woman she was trying to strangle.

Amber claims booze was never her mother's bag, therefore, it's totally cool to drag her to the liquor store for candy flavored booze balls.
 
About a month ago Amber “came back from a friends” aka her grandmas with her mom, and was visibly drunk after drinking tequila. I don’t know how I would feel about having a triggering beast like Amber flaunting booze around my sober daughter who strangled and beat me but rock on fam!
 
We now know why she is being very quiet though, she is trying hard to memory hole this. Honestly Kristine looks worse, she cannot play the semantics game of "there was no dog". She can't live stream either because she knows she'll run her mouth and no I don't think they'll yeet her she is in a position where the reuploaders like Bottle and Faxx have her in a grip. They will just use them more and it will crater her channel and Amber is not in the position to wait it out either because she clearly has no savings. Last year when she said Jade will help pay for the surgery was a confession of her finances.

I wonder what it has done to Kristine and Amber's relationship too because I can see her not rolling up for car rides will piss off Amber. Kristine has a partner too who is rarely in earshot so she goes to Amber alone usually. I have a feeling the honeymoon period is over for them but hell at least it is more interesting than Chantal.
 
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