🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Some news in the sibling realm of Amberlynn: her ex-con/little brother Tony posted his 14 days of sobriety recently, and would like to know where his real friends are at. A big one-up for ALR against Destiny's brother.


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Dear God, Amber must be the least charismatic person on YouTube. Low IQ, zero intellectual curiosity, the personality of a piece of squashed pavement chewing-gum and a pathological narcissist and liar.

Nothing new, I know but I swear she’s getting worse. This stupid buying herself stuff from imaginary girlfriends is loathsome. Humans don’t act this way, do they? “I’ve known you online for a few weeks. I love you. Here’s a 400$ toy”

I think if she wants any sort of genuine relationship she should just find a fat-admiring male. There are plenty of those. And as for her deadly boring YouTube channel she should just start eating again and gain more feeder viewers. Candy (HFC) does quite well, I believe.

It’s funny that she finds herself so cute, but the lying about everything is pretty offensive. Still, every little thing she says gives Karina Kaboom half an hour of content, so I guess that’s a bonus….for Karina.

I imagine that by now, she has a load of subs who don’t watch but never unsubbed, and has a small turnover of new people who follow for a while before realising what a manipulator she is.

She got very, very lucky with her channel. She absolutely doesn’t deserve her relatively large viewership. Seriously, think about all the really great channels there are that provide really good, highly researched, highly and well edited. Her channel is a complete void.

What is she going to do when it inevitably dies? All channels, even good ones, have a lifetime on YT and she’s not far off really flopping. Again, I think she may have to lower her standards and do fat girl porn or something.
 
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Dear God, Amber must be the least charismatic person on YouTube. Low IQ, zero intellectual curiosity, the personality of a piece of squashed pavement chewing-gum and a pathological narcissist and liar.

Nothing new, I know but I swear she’s getting worse. This stupid buying herself stuff from imaginary girlfriends is loathsome. Humans don’t act this way, do they? “I’ve known you online for a few weeks. I love you. Here’s a 400$ toy”

I think if she wants any sort of genuine relationship she should just find a fat-admiring male. There are plenty of those. And as for her deadly boring YouTube channel she should just start eating again and gain more feeder viewers. Candy (HFC) does quite well, I believe.

It’s funny that she finds herself so cute, but the lying about everything is pretty offensive. Still, every little thing she says gives Karina Kaboom half an hour of content, so I guess that’s a bonus….for Karina.

I imagine that by now, she has a load of subs who don’t watch but never unsubbed, and has a small turnover of new people who follow for a while before realising what a manipulator she is.

She got very, very lucky with her channel. She absolutely doesn’t deserve her relatively large viewership. Seriously, think about all the really great channels there are that provide really good, highly researched, highly and well edited. Her channel is a complete void.

What is she going to do when it inevitably dies? All channels, even good ones, have a lifetime on YT and she’s not far off really flopping. Again, I think she may have to lower her standards and do fat girl porn or something.
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A feeder boyfriend would make her do feeder shit and Amber is a prudish preteen when it comes to sex. Also she is very lazy and lacks any imagination and thus seems not to need to pursue more income via feeder content.

The hope (at least for me) is that either she develops some medical scare and/or finally traps another wiper (ideally male aka LifebyJen's Gene) that forces her to livestream thus we see her bitchfeast in real time.

I want a live stream era with a drunk combative partner egging our fat queen on.
 
The caveat of her finding some male fat fetishist wiper is that inevitably they will expect some kind of sexual activity from her. Amber may like the illusion of being some desirable sex kitten fending men off with a (rag on a) stick, the reality of what that actually might involve is very different.
 
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Didn’t her mom also get in trouble for elder abuse or am I making that up? I feel like it was posted somewhere when this thread was still a sub forum but I can’t find it for some reason.
 
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Plot Summary with Commentary! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was- Oh who the fuck cares: Amber filmed herself on a 8 minute tearless cryeeeen and cunty rant about the Amberverse knowing about her mother's past behaviour. TAKE US IN!!!!

Amber saw Methmam's "BE HAPPY" brand Maple Bacon Popcorn bag lying in the backseat and tore into that like a pack of wolves attacking a 3-legged cat... OR LIKE METHMAM ATTACKING A SERVICE DOG!... Sorry, sorry. Calm down, Boolean... be patient: there will be time later in the reecap...

Anyway, Methmam gives Amber the calorie breakdown of the popcorn despite Amber's claims of Kristine never being a calorie counter before... because it's always everyone else in Amber's orbit who becomes responsible for Amber's weight.

JUMPCUT!! At a eatery called 'Flower Child'. It's hulthy or something. Complains about image quality - new phone, doesn't know how to use it, blah blah blah. Kristine got brown rice, shrimp and broccoli. Amber got salmon with two scoops of mashed potatoes and noodles with cheese sauce because HULTHY! Mmmm, HO-MADE! DRY GORL! "Are you excited, Mom?!" JFC, I find it amazing how absolutely NOTHING about Amber ever changes. Amber talks about methmam's new diet (counting calories) that she just started yesterday. Intense shovel-action with the fork.

JUMPCUT!! Toilet selfie!!!

JUMPCUT!! Hurpling action at Walmart!! *TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH*

JUMPCUT!! Hurpling action at "popshelf"!! *TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH*

In case you're wondering about the lunacy that LP sees whenever Amber enters a store...
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PLACARD: Next Day

Amber HATES that she HAS to talk about what she's about to talk about (that she DOESN'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT), but she's going to anyway (because she needs content, and she's already aired everyone else's dirty laundry on her channel for money. Amber claims that there is a reaction channel that begs for Amber's mom to be in her videos - who the FUCK is doing this?! STOP! (Seriously, though, I don't know who this person is. I'm guessing that Amber's blaming Merc because Amber hates her, but I don't watch her so I have no idea what's going on) Anyway, after Kristine waved in Amber's video, this reaction channel read out Kristine's entire rap sheet during a livestream. HAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, who did this?! Hahaha! Just say their name, Ambo.

Amber keeps putting "charges" in air-quotes, as if the fact that charges exist is a subjective thing. How do you expect Amber to have any "side characters" (air quotes by Amber), if you keep digging up all of the disgusting things all of the disgusting people in disgusting Amber's orbit have done? Do you not realize that water seeks it's own level? There will NEVER be any heroes orbiting Amber.

At this point, I'm SO GLAD I downloaded this video, because FUCK YOU Amber if you think I'd even give you a view for this (let alone have an ad play).

This was over a decade ago, you guise!!

FREEZE FRAME!!
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lol.

Sooper tacky! All for monitization (but this video totally isn't). Oop, now it was TWO decades ago.

Kristine's addiction!! But Kristine confronts EVERYTHING HEAD ON (just ignore the fact that she's nowhere to be seen during this entire rant). Accountability!! Regret!! She's almost a decade sober now!!! People can change!!!

Amber doesn't talk about these things!!! [Insert tearless cryeeeeen and squeeky voice] Amber feels PRESSURED to talk shit about her parents in her videos for sympathy and YouTube coin!! "So wrong!!" It's hard for Amber to talk about her childhood or foster care because everyone accuses her of being a liar. It's hard because the TRUTH sounds like an exaggeration and a lie (just ignore those exaggerations/lies that she admitted were exaggerations/lies... as well as the ones which were obviously exaggerations/lies).

TRUE (according to Amber): Kristine was in and out of jail since Amber was a child, as was her father.

FALSE (according to Amber): Kristine went to prison for 5 years for killing a service animal. Kristine never went to prison for more than 2 years, and that was for drugs. Kristine would never HURT an aminal... just ignore that Kristine PLED GUILTY to the charge of "harming, mistreating or killing service animal" - which means at the very least she did actually HURT the animal and admitted to such.

Kristine CAME TO AMBER ABOUT THIS because Kristine claimed she never did it. It was THE OTHER Kristine Reid of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma with the EXACT SAME BIRTHDAY who was also a POS junkie at the exact same time that Amber's mom was! So weird. Also weird that this totally different Kristine's FACEBOOK account communicates with Aunt Tammie and other members of your family. So SO weird - THEY ALSO THOUGHT THAT THIS SERVICE DOG BEATING, THIEVING, PROPERTY DESTROYING, POS JUNKIE WAS KRISTINE, TOO! So, this mystery person must have also looked and sounded exactly like Kristine for even Aunt Tammie to think that this other person was Kristine. WOW! Small world, eh? What are the odds?

"Who you are in active addiction is NOT your true self",
"She has changed so much and is a completely different person",
"...almost a full decade sober".

Amber repeats that she's not going to justify the things her mom has done... while denying and justifying the things her mother has done. Get your facts, straight, haydur!!

Says for the 4th time that she's not going to talk about this. You should get to know the woman Kristine is NOW. That was 15-20 years ago - but the service animal thing WASN'T HER! Stop being tacky!

Amber says that the reaction channels need to react to what Amber says and shows (instead of what's actually happening). I personally think that reaction channels need to go find another cow and let her be ignored for a (long) while (but I doubt that will happen).

"Pathetic!!"

JUMPCUT!! It's been a while since Amber filmed that segment. Her face is bright-red, so she's either been drinking, or she's just been raging off camera this whole time (bye-bye what's left of the Trader Joe's haul). Amber blabs about journaling because this put her in a weird head-space. I think Amber's trying to hint in this blathering that because Kristine got sober and took accountability for her actions (by blaming a different Kristine Reid for her crimes) that somehow she's above criticism for her past behaviours. In all fairness to Kristine, sobering up and taking accountability for SOME of her shitty behaviours while in addiction is still WAY MORE than Amber has ever done regarding her own shitty behaviours. So kudos to that ... but if you ever so much as LOOK at any of my pets, I will blast those plastic teeth clean out of your mouth with my phaser and transport you into deep space without an environmental suit. You get me?

Amber KNOWS how hard it was... despite Amber herself never accomplishing anything or changing ANY of her noxious behaviours. Don't talk down about drug addicts to Amber (that's for HER to do about her family when she needs sympathy/YT coin).

AGAIN, THE SERVICE ANIMAL THING NEVER HAPPENED!!

Amber is better than all of us, because she can SEPARATE who Kristine was and now is.

More tearless cryeeeen. Muh Father. Muh Brother. But Amber's not going to let this get HER down!!

Byee!! *smiles and blows a kiss*

TL;DR: Kristine wouldn't hurt an animal - that charge belongs to ANOTHER Kristine Reid living in the exact same city with the exact same birthday who was also a POS junkie at the EXACT SAME TIME that Amber's mom was! And they also had a relative named Tammie. (Also ignore that THE COURTS made the mistake of thinking these two women were the same person, because all of these charges are attributed to the same inmate). It's all just this crazy misunderstanding! But SHAME ON YOU for judging her almost 10 year sober mother for what she did in her addiction... oh, and also what that OTHER KRISTINE REID did in while in HER active addiction! The reaction channel who talked about this was being a terrible person to Kristine, but Amber's not going to let this get AMBER down!
 
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Didn’t her mom also get in trouble for elder abuse or am I making that up? I feel like it was posted somewhere when this thread was still a sub forum but I can’t find it for some reason.
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From the same history thread, it seems so

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As for the dog stuff, I think ALR got us in a loophole. Mamalynn didn't KILL the dog and she wouldn't HARM one. Just oopsie daisy neglect or something along those lines.
 
LOL shut up Amber. Do you know how much of a giant POS you have to be to not only get your kids permanently taken away but they show up to take your newborn as well? And Mother of the Year didn’t even stop using drugs after that one, oh no.

I wonder if her views will change if her addict brother starts ripping her off or suddenly gets violent. Hey now Amber, that’s just the drugs, he’s not responsible. All you need to do is put up with that behavior for another 20 years until he gets his life together.
 
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Didn’t her mom also get in trouble for elder abuse or am I making that up? I feel like it was posted somewhere when this thread was still a sub forum but I can’t find it for some reason.
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From my rememberence she beat the shit out of her mom and her service dog.

Now that people are peaking on here to see what the facts are ambers pissed. She cant gaslight gatekeep gorlboss her way out of this so her only way out is to play the victim. I wouldnt be surprised if amber started striking channels for talking about it and crying that they are taking views/money from her.
 
Amber certainly does talk a lot of shit in that video for someone who spent the best part of a decade crying on YouTube about how she was a crack baby, she had to save her brother because her meth head parents were too strung out to notice him chokeeeeen, how she was passed around the care system like a bong, was kicked out by her grandmother, etc...

Gorlyflop certainly has a short memory. Luckily us kiwi autists never forget.
 
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