🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So, she went to the movies at snapchatted throughout the WHOLE show. The other people in the thearter must have wanted to kill her.
 
littlebiscuits said:
So, she went to the movies at snapchatted throughout the WHOLE show. The other people in the thearter must have wanted to kill her.
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After an almost 50% drop off after he first week and it's already on week 3 already I would bet they were the only ones there even on a Friday night I think it was.
 
In her latest video she claims that she's been getting feedback that is incredibly positive and overwhelming-- so much that she tears up (though, haven't we seen those crocodile tears before?).
There's something about this entire scenario that reminds me of that south park episode where Cartman gets his social media filtered so it's just positive comments he reads. She's lost her fucking mind. The rest of the video is just her being unbearably loud and annoying at a meal, making a joke that her favourite part of the meal was the "vegetables".
 

The fatty makes another video. She's so pressed about the haters even though she acts unfazed. She mentions them every single time, to pre-empt the hate comments and it just makes her look pathetic and paranoid.

Her soup looks disgusting and it's not surprising she puts this kind of slop in her body. She said that carbs don't make you gain weight (lol) and so she puts in potatoes, rice, and pasta in this soup of hers. Plus a crap ton of salt and other ingredients. For someone who's looking to reduce their sodium she's not trying very hard to keep it heart-healthy. And you can tell she actually doesn't know how to cook, she just throws a bunch of crap in a pot and hopes for the best. No wonder Destiny doesn't eat her food, and it's no wonder she's 500lb. Losing weight my ass.
 
PropaGONDA said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jw7Z3QmR0Fw
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She definitely is affected by the h8trs (#blessthisguuurl). Poor, brave Amberlynn!
She seems almost frantic in this video, very fidgety and tries to overcompensate by being exceptionally obnoxious- but nothing is unusual, there.

"Cocky is so not the word.. Me, no, not cocky."
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(I nabbed this from another one of her videos, but it goes so well with the quote above)
 
Guise, this girl doesn't eat, wat you talking about? Didn't you see the video?

She packs her lunch but didn't you hear her say she doesn't eat it? The only thing she eats is the tiny bag of Doritos, and you know she keeps re-packing that same candy bar, it's been days.

And dat healthy dinner. Rice, potatoes AND pasta. She had to add all three because she has no kale. Kale slays. And you know that big pot will last her for lunches and dinners all week even though she took a quarter that night. She's fine with leftovers like dat.

Her bottle of candy water has gone flat because she never drinks it. Can't waste it so she better down it!

She never eats, but confession time: she and her girlfriend have a bad habit. They throw their shoes in a corner.

She's so worried about people calling her fat that she has to obsess about telling us what she doesn't eat. Like videos of her going out, ordering a full meal with a side of fries don't exist.

I guess you don't get that big without a food obsession but showing us a bunch of food and expecting us to believe she's not eating it is why she's gettin da hate.

AL pretends she doesn't eat much, the opposite of Eugenia Cooney, who pretends she does eat. The two should become friends and they could not talk about food together. It'd be the biggest elephant in that room.
 
PropaGONDA said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jw7Z3QmR0Fw
The fatty makes another video. She's so pressed about the haters even though she acts unfazed. She mentions them every single time, to pre-empt the hate comments and it just makes her look pathetic and paranoid.

Her soup looks disgusting and it's not surprising she puts this kind of slop in her body. She said that carbs don't make you gain weight (lol) and so she puts in potatoes, rice, and pasta in this soup of hers. Plus a crap ton of salt and other ingredients. For someone who's looking to reduce their sodium she's not trying very hard to keep it heart-healthy. And you can tell she actually doesn't know how to cook, she just throws a bunch of crap in a pot and hopes for the best. No wonder Destiny doesn't eat her food, and it's no wonder she's 500lb. Losing weight my ass.
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I swear, her face gets smaller and smaller with every video.
 
So I thought that the haters left because lately, her comment section is flooded with her enablers feeding into her ploys for sympathy. It appears that Amberlynn has been deleting the mean comments (aka those not kissing her planet sized ass), even if they're not troll comments, and she won't own up to it of course. She thinks she's being sneaky by leaving some hater comments in and deleting the others. It's her channel, but she should at least be honest about her censorship because she did say she would never delete comments, even hater ones.
 

Apparently this is what the whale eats in a day. Someone said it was equivalent to the high 2000s-3500 range. I'm pretty sure she doesn't eat this little in a day because she wouldn't be so fat if she did. Unsurprisingly, it's all junk and processed shit.

For breakfast she had a baked potato with some sort of spaghetti sauce and what appears to be chicken sausage, and a plate of five whole strawberries.

For lunch, it's all snack food. I bet Destiny eats the same.
There was a small little container of tuna salad where she smugly says it's made with vegan mayonnaise, it looks like she dumped the whole jar in there. The fat must be killing her braincells because she honestly thinks vegan stuff means she can use more, because vegan is healthy. She has these with crackers.
She also has an apple, carrot sticks, a ziplock baggie of cheddar popcorn, pretzels, and potato crisps. Chocolate rice cake, and a diet soda.

Dinner is her usual carby sodium-laden pasta made with thin spaghetti noodles, but knowing her she thinks it's probably healthier, with pesto. She admits she ate two bowls to herself. Where's that soup of hers she mentioned was enough for five meals?

Then for dessert she has a greek yogurt ice cream bar with mint chip and only 5 Hersheys kisses (LOL). She shows us her freezer and it's ALL ice cream bars. Wtf.
 
malcolminthemiddle said:
Oh man, I just love when I go to my tubefeed and it has her video with pre-cooked bacon as the thumbnail. Why does she eat this shit when she's as fat as she is?
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watching the video right now:

- Oh, is she really going for a walk with her dog?!? (2 seconds later) nevermind, she's just getting into the car.
- dicking about at Kohl's/their parking lot mainly
- a beautiful shot of her arm sore that's still there for some reason
- more nonsense shopping shit I can't be bothered to describe
- she's still "obsessed with" pretty much everything. Literally. *sigh*
- she cut like 3 strands of hair??
slaaaaayyygurrl!!!
(here's where I lost interest. even though there are 10 more minutes to go)
 
pozilei said:
watching the video right now:

- Oh, is she really going for a walk with her dog?!? (2 seconds later) nevermind, she's just getting into the car.
- dicking about at Kohl's/their parking lot mainly
- a beautiful shot of her arm sore that's still there for some reason
- more nonsense shopping shit I can't be bothered to describe
- she's still "obsessed with" pretty much everything. Literally. *sigh*
- she cut like 3 strands of hair??
slaaaaayyygurrl!!!
(here's where I lost interest. even though there are 10 more minutes to go)
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Not to mention when she went shopping, she made a point of filming her and destiny holding hands... there's nothing cute about that... it wasn't even to a mall it was a crappy Target or something.
 
from a few days ago on snapchat:
it's a $100 bill on a $37 tab. Not that it implies that's what she tipped. Or that she's loaded. Just that she had a $100. Maybe it was her birthday and her grandma is loaded. Of note: she probably only took the photo because a diet pepsi is listed on the check
it may be worth noting that later in the day they also went to dennys at night. Confirmed for can't cook and just eat out all the time.
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PropaGONDA said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1_1Gj30kgQI
Apparently this is what the whale eats in a day. Someone said it was equivalent to the high 2000s-3500 range. I'm pretty sure she doesn't eat this little in a day because she wouldn't be so fat if she did. Unsurprisingly, it's all junk and processed shit.

For breakfast she had a baked potato with some sort of spaghetti sauce and what appears to be chicken sausage, and a plate of five whole strawberries.

For lunch, it's all snack food. I bet Destiny eats the same.
There was a small little container of tuna salad where she smugly says it's made with vegan mayonnaise, it looks like she dumped the whole jar in there. The fat must be killing her braincells because she honestly thinks vegan stuff means she can use more, because vegan is healthy. She has these with crackers.
She also has an apple, carrot sticks, a ziplock baggie of cheddar popcorn, pretzels, and potato crisps. Chocolate rice cake, and a diet soda.

Dinner is her usual carby sodium-laden pasta made with thin spaghetti noodles, but knowing her she thinks it's probably healthier, with pesto. She admits she ate two bowls to herself. Where's that soup of hers she mentioned was enough for five meals?

Then for dessert she has a greek yogurt ice cream bar with mint chip and only 5 Hersheys kisses (LOL). She shows us her freezer and it's ALL ice cream bars. Wtf.
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"I'm tryin' not to waste any food..."
Yeah, fat fuckin' chance, Amberchins, food never had a chance to be wasted when it was as far as two states away from your gelatinous ass.
 
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