She has the weirdest, toothy smile like a turbo SPED and it fat in the strangest way. There's an extra spare tire on top of the Mack truck tire she has that droops over her FUPA. Almost as weird as Hamber's double titties.
Even fat, with industrial filters that erase all skin texture, imperfections and make Becky look like a human and not a thumb, this is still better than 600 pound ALR and her not able to reach her ass trex arms. I hope Amber starts to spiral further into her "hot bitch" delusions. It's the only mildly interesting thing she has going on.
To be completely honest, tho I dislike Becky less than ALR... (both are trash)- At least she found someone actually mobile enough to reach their hair to clean/dye. That's the tea. Amberlynn can't even go to a salon beacuses she would most likely not fit into/break their chairs.
Am i stupid or are the temples of the glasses not behind the ear? Did a filter do that?
Nah she puts her glasses over her hair on the sides because it’s so short. It does look weird but I think it’s just hair.
It was dumb luck. Her backup plan is to force her Methmom to take car of her since she didn't when she was a kid. Well, actually her first backup plan is to find some retarded chic online and have her to take care of her. Fortunately for the retards of the world, is isn't happening as fast as she had hoped. Must kill her to see everyone moving on with new loves and she is stuck in her small disability apartment all alone.
I can't remember monthly views from back then but most of her videos would get 100-300k views each.
Agree. She’ll probably rot in that ADA apartment forever while guilting her mom into becoming her full time caregiver. I bet you she’s already been applying for disability and once approved, she’ll keep Youtube as a “side hustle”.
She just hates being a youtuber now because she actually has to think about something else other than the 6 repeated things that used to get her 100k+ views a video. Shes so stupid and narcissistic that thinking outside her box of 6 things is making her angry because none of the 6 things she would repeat for a decade are working anymore. Critical thinking isnt what amber does, she usually has (other retarded) people for that.
This absolutely was her backup plan. Shes not going to find anyone real for months, if ever again and its going to drive her insane. Being a mobile intelligent adult isnt something amber is capable of so shes really gotta secure another idiot soon.
This is tearing her fat ass apart from the inside. Becks fat dopey ass got a girlfriend first, thats not supposed to happen. Amber doesnt even have money to buy herself fucking lego sets and say its a gift from an online lover/crush/ so shes just abandoned the whole looking for a gf thing in the past.
Shes stuck stuck as long as she can afford rent and food. Her need for control and a caregiver is in conflict with her need to cosplay an independent 30 something year old famous youtuber and her mom and moms support system wont tollerate any of ambers bullshit so shes really between a rock and a hard place here. Ambers unfilled narc needs will spill over to mom but she cant stress out mom too much because amber has no real control over mom and shes got the car so... ambers fucked.
Theres no way in hell amber and her wanna be expensive narc ass is signing up for disability. Admitting she needs "real help that disabled people get" fuck no. Her ego is way too important. i think only reason she gets the disability apartment is because its on the ground floor and the hallways are bigger/ shower is accessible so her vlogs in the only place she really goes (her apartment) dont look like stuffing a whale through a toilet paper roll. She got enough shit from the time she tried to do the leather jacket hair toss tiktok shorts when people pointed out shes struggling to get around wide doors and hallways, she cant be in a normal apartment. Anything past that cant be rationalized to fit her hulthy but big narc idea of herself.
the best she would do would be terrible lip syncs trying to be seductive
During the Summer of 2019, Amber was trying to do 100 days of uploading where she was posting really shit videos daily (like her pawing through her knockoff copic markers or flipping through magazines). She was averaging almost 130K views per day, working out to just under 4M views per month.
She never liked YouTube: she just liked the attention it got her, and then later the huge paychecks she got for no effort. She's getting frustrated that people aren't seeing her for the super-special and unique celebrity girlie-pop that she knows she is, and it's costing her the lifestyle she's become accustomed to.. She's trying all of her tried-and-true (aka done-to-DEATH) tactics to get views and nothing's working:
