🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber likes being fat. It makes her special.


Lard lass being a big fat useless fucktard absolves her of all the responsibility of a functional adult. She's also happy with the way she looks because she's always flaunting it. If I looked like that I'd probably kill myself. Hide away in a shed or some shit. The way she looks at hershelf & the kinds of pics she takes, she's absolutely fine with being a super mega death fat.

She has lost weight since the "600 lbs" days. Look at how much she resembled a bloated tick then compared to now.


She started YouTube at 300 some ell bees. Until she's under the 300 some ell bees, she's done nothing but gain. There are no losses whatsoever.

Sorry this came out all the way fuct up, I'm on my GD phone
 
I don't believe anything she says, but why is she sooo happy to be barely in the 400s? She claimed to reach 466 when she was on ozempic. If she'd kept up with it she may have gotten closer to her goal. I don't understand the logic in her fearing to lose weight. It's like she believes she will starve to death.
Deathfats like her have multiple reasons. I still remember that she packed snacks when she was learning how to drive with Destiny (i think its destiny) She is completely convinced shes gonna starve to death if she doesn't constantly have food around her. Access to food helps her anxiety i guess? Fat bitch.
That $3,000 a month from YT explains the shopping slowdown. People have been saying she stopped the Torrid hauls because she’s too fat to fit into their largest size, but I think it’s just as likely she can’t afford to drop $500 on new clothes atm. The last clothes I remember her buying were some hideous maxi dresses from Amazon that probably retailed for $29.
Didnt stop her from ordering the biggest size and picking at the dress that clearly didnt fit anyway. She loves to shop because it gives her dopamine. She gets excited about the idea of looking cute and getting attention or things turning around and her weight loss journey actually taking place. Shes got this attitude that the ✨️ right journal ✨️ right "alfit" ✨️ right monday to start her journey on or the 1st of a month will propel her forward and the stars will align and she will succeed. She just needs to buy more shit and her dreams will become reality.
I wouldn’t necessarily say ALR likes being fat but she has been fat her entire. And not fat-kid fat like really goddamn fat. I don’t think she could comprehend not being fat.
Its a yes and no situation type deal. She loves being fat. The big gorl. Being big is her whole personality. Its all her excuses. Shes lazy as fuck and if she was magically 130 lbs or 230 lbs she wouldnt have the excuses for her imense laziness. She wants to be thin but doesnt want the inability to say "no cause... blah blah" she will be expected to do things and we all know how much she hates that. She also doesn't want to be fat anymore because at the end of the day her size is horrid to live at. She has to sleep sitting up, is always fat tired and sick of it. She loves being big until there are consequences. Also not to mention she thinks shes prettier than everyone. She really gets the wind taken out of her sails when shes got a "cute face" but fails below the first chin even in her eyes. If she could cherry pick the best things about being fat and thin she would take all the positives and none of the negatives.

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Gorls, why does she have an "Astro Boy" figure? Have I seriously missed the lore behind it, because I don't think I've ever heard her mention it.
She hasnt to my knowledge. She just buys whatever is on tiktok or whatever people on the internet like or whomever is around her likes. Since shes alone her opinions, aesthetic, and likes and dislikes all come from tiktok ads and the content she consumes.
 
The moment she rambled about "Making mistakes" in this totally new endeavor, I knew it was already over.

When that YouTube check comes in light, expect some heavy videos on that scale.
 
FatalTater said:
Amber likes being fat. It makes her special.
Lard lass being a big fat useless fucktard absolves her of all the responsibility of a functional adult. She's also happy with the way she looks because she's always flaunting it. If I looked like that I'd probably kill myself. Hide away in a shed or some shit. The way she looks at hershelf & the kinds of pics she takes, she's absolutely fine with being a super mega death fat.
FatalTater said: She has lost weight since the "600 lbs" days. Look at how much she resembled a bloated tick then compared to now.
She started YouTube at 300 some ell bees. Until she's under the 300 some ell bees, she's done nothing but gain. There are no losses whatsoever.
 
Lard lass being a big fat useless fucktard absolves her of all the responsibility of a functional adult. She's also happy with the way she looks because she's always flaunting it. If I looked like that I'd probably kill myself. Hide away in a shed or some shit. The way she looks at hershelf & the kinds of pics she takes, she's absolutely fine with being a super mega death fat.

She started YouTube at 300 some ell bees. Until she's under the 300 some ell bees, she's done nothing but gain. There are no losses whatsoever.
U guise have to ruhlizze... a 300lb gorl getting to 572.4 elbees and then getting to 499.99 ACKTCHOOALLY means she has lost 72.41 pounds you haydur... ✨gorlypop math✨
 
Any bullshit about "losing weight" or being "under 500" is just that... bullshit.

Does she show a scale? Any sort of weigh-in with a second or third party present? In a doctor's office? No?

Then it's more bullshit from her fetid, rotting mouth hole. That anyone would believe this garbage at this point in the game is astonishing.
 
Honestly the gorls on reddit are obsessed with her in a way that makes us Kiwifarms autists look like casuals. Especially the multiple essays per week discussing her hygiene along with detailed, almost pornographic descriptions of what she might smell like.

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So who’s got their wallet out for the Reddit IPO?
 
U guise have to ruhlizze... a 300lb gorl getting to 572.4 elbees and then getting to 499.99 ACKTCHOOALLY means she has lost 72.41 pounds you haydur... ✨gorlypop math✨
No, u guise haf ta ruhlizze that she's gained and lost a whole buncha times, so she's ackshully lost HUNERDS of elbees, shitlords.
 
Deathfat turds ARE the worst bioweapons of our time. They're never solid, almost always sticky, and they will CRIPPLE you with the smell. Watch Katie Price (is it You are What You Eat?) Because she'd point this out with the fat Britbongs on that show. Hambutt doesn't even wipe to piss. Dollars to donuts you wouldn't want to shine a blacklight around the toilet area for all the old piss and shit drippings EVERYWHERE. And YES, her Torrid Uighur Yurts probably look like late Sunday afternoon at the demolition derby.
 

OT but it's kinda insane to me how normalized and comfortable people are about talking about bodily fluids and functions all the time now. Like the peepee poopoo shit comes up in all casual talk now. What is wrong with people. Its one thing to joke and speculate that someone Andre the Giant size might shit like them in a joke, but these cats are making think pieces on big al's bladder. Absolute lunacy.
 
Reddit has gotten so much worse since the Mama Free Thinker days and that's saying something. These people admitting they once were as big as her but are now "only" half that, like that's something to brag about while describing how they wiped their pussy.... Then these fat idiots wonder why their subs always get shut down.



Edit: I miss the ALR hater thread. That was gold on so many levels. I wish that didn't disappear when the board collapsed
 
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The comments in the that Reddit thread was not something I wanted to know but it's expected for those people to over share.

It's been quite uneventful the last few months but hopefully that will change soon as she ramps up her thirst posts on Instagram.
 
Deathfat turds ARE the worst bioweapons of our time. They're never solid, almost always sticky, and they will CRIPPLE you with the smell. Watch Katie Price (is it You are What You Eat?) Because she'd point this out with the fat Britbongs on that show. Hambutt doesn't even wipe to piss. Dollars to donuts you wouldn't want to shine a blacklight around the toilet area for all the old piss and shit drippings EVERYWHERE. And YES, her Torrid Uighur Yurts probably look like late Sunday afternoon at the demolition derby.
Ok CZero, but only for you.....if you REALLLLLY wanna know the state of FatAl's feces, dig up the pics she took (for some ungodly reason) on the night her uterus exploded and (to punish us all unto 20 generations) uploaded to the interwebz.

If you look verrry closely at the shot of the bloody bowl you can see--lurking underwater like the Creature from the Fat Lagoon-an actual FatAl shit. No joke; rarer than Bigfoot on film, Big Al's Big Turd has been saved for scientists to study.

You're welcome. 😀💩
 
Deathfat turds ARE the worst bioweapons of our time. They're never solid, almost always sticky, and they will CRIPPLE you with the smell. Watch Katie Price (is it You are What You Eat?) Because she'd point this out with the fat Britbongs on that show. Hambutt doesn't even wipe to piss. Dollars to donuts you wouldn't want to shine a blacklight around the toilet area for all the old piss and shit drippings EVERYWHERE. And YES, her Torrid Uighur Yurts probably look like late Sunday afternoon at the demolition derby.
It was Gillian McKeith from You Are What You Eat ( the old episodes are dead funny!). She would save the turd in Tupperware to have it examined. Gillian would be mortified at Amberlynns shits and would think she is absolutely diabolic.
 
There’s a meet up I would pay $ to see. Gillian and AL. She would tear her apart. And the size difference. Both about the same height but wee little feisty Gillian beside the Tank. It would be splendid.
 
The Amberverse reddit has definitely gone downhill in the past few months. If it isn't speculations about her body odor, it's low-hanging "lol, fat" remarks and a complete ignorance of the lore. But I blame TikTok. Some of her most infamous clips keep getting circulated there and bringing in newbies.

But then there's the recent kerfuffle about a remark casually dropped by the Ankle in one of his videos--he was reacting to the recent laundromat sighting and said something about Amber not needing to worry about being sexually assaulted. So of course, the pearl clutches had to jump in and start screeching about rape not being about sexual attraction; it doesn't matter what you look like or how you dress; rape is about power; RAPE CULTURE YOU GUIZE. When of course, all he meant is that it would take a hydraulic lift to abduct Amber, and that her first order of defense would be to fall on her sexual assaulter and flatten him like a wad of Silly Putty. But for all I know, the reddit Karens (who weigh over 300 pounds but feed their family of four a 20-piece McNuggets for dinner and it lasts a week) are still squawking about it.
 
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