🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bilibin said:
If you were to guess a woman's age by these pictures of her hand, what would you guess? I don't typically notice this kind of stuff but this was a little surprising from someone who's like 30-something.
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These aren’t the hands of an older person. Sure they are fat hands, and hands that have rarely seen sunshine or done much work, but they don’t show the typical age spots of older hands.
 
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FarmVille said:
I went to college with a girl nearly ambers size and men would hit on her or ask her out all the time. She eventually stopped going out with any of them because she said they always wanted to do “weird stuff in bed” I didn’t ask what that meant
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Just being with an obeast that size is already "weird shit in bed."
& daaaaamn, Alexis relies heavily on filters too, buncha ugly ass fat fux.

This bitch drank fucking FIVE 20 OZ BOTTLES OF GATORADE IN ONE DAY. I know it's the zero sugar kind but my god, the sodium intake... and she wonders why she's gained weight!!
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Holy fuck dude. She's such a pig! FIVE!?! How does her stupid ass never drink water!? Useless sow.
 
I call shenanigans said:
These aren’t the hands of an older person. Sure they are fat hands, and hands that have rarely seen sunshine or done much work, but they don’t show the typical age spots of older hands.
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Nah it’s geriatric hands that get liver spots man. She is what 33? OP is saying she has the hands of a 50 year old (she does) she has the hands of a woman much older but not geriatric lol.😜
 
Fucking cringe. Based on her TikTok account she seems pretty outspoken on her thoughts and has a large friend group who like to go out and party. So not the greatest match for Amber since she has the potential to run her mouth and would be hard to isolate but you never know. She also seems like a potential troll befriending Amber for inside info.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Fucking cringe. Based on her TikTok account she seems pretty outspoken on her thoughts and has a large friend group who like to go out and party. So not the greatest match for Amber since she has the potential to run her mouth and would be hard to isolate but you never know. She also seems like a potential troll befriending Amber for inside info.
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Is she a nurse? She really will be her next ass wiper then. She has experience and everything.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Is she a nurse? She really will be her next ass wiper then. She has experience and everything.
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Alexis Oas is not in the national provider index with CMS however she has her occupation listed as a medical facility in Milwaukee. Likely a non credentialed ass wiper or administrative retard that larps with scrubs.
 
I had a feeling that between Amber saying Potential Wifey #6 was her crush and revealed her name, and in the next video tryeeen to walk it back by saying "She's not my Girlfriend. We're just friends" this Alexis character ripped Amber a new one for doxing her.
 
I call shenanigans said:
These aren’t the hands of an older person. Sure they are fat hands, and hands that have rarely seen sunshine or done much work, but they don’t show the typical age spots of older hands.
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I have older hands and half the stuff that makes them look old, i.e., enlarged knuckles, bulging veins, visible tendons, crepey skin--all disappear when you pump enough fat into them. And Amber's hands are so fat, I honestly can't imagine how that palm reader managed to find any lines to read. So I wouldn't say her hands look old ... but they do look dirty. And tacky AF. That neon green nail polish is ... a choice.
 
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maybe a pigeon said:
I have older hands and half the stuff that makes them look old, i.e., enlarged knuckles, bulging veins, visible tendons, crepey skin--all disappear when you pump enough fat into them
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Same. I’ve had what other have suggested look like “geriatric “ hands since I was 40, as do most folk I know. I was beginning to think after reading here it was just the harsh Aussie climate, but lower body fat makes sense for most of the look.
 
FarmVille said:
I went to college with a girl nearly ambers size and men would hit on her or ask her out all the time. She eventually stopped going out with any of them because she said they always wanted to do “weird stuff in bed” I didn’t ask what that meant
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Making her were a hogs nose and ears while riding here screaming "Suey!!"
 
Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
I'm pretty sure that's a duress alarm clipped on her shirt
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That's actually a Vocera, which is kind of like a radio. You press the button and give voice commands (like "call Flourishing Pinecone") and it'll open a channel between you two. Most large hospitals use them, never seen them in a nursing home, though.
 
Which quirky mental illness is currently trending on tik tok?

Not that it matters, I don't believe her upload schedule, weigh ins, excuses, waddling a mile...she's fat as all fuck and she's gonna die fat as all fuck
 
TardiX said:
Which quirky mental illness is currently trending on tik tok?

Not that it matters, I don't believe her upload schedule, weigh ins, excuses, waddling a mile...she's fat as all fuck and she's gonna die fat as all fuck
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DID


Imagine multiple beasts inside one beast mind
 
GorlWorld_Garden said:
No Wednesday weigh in, how much has our gorl gained and what excuses will she use this time?
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Tinfoil hat time, I wonder if Alexis has told Amber in no uncertain terms that she is not going to be the next Wipey, or has maybe outed herself as a dang dirty troll.

Whatever the hold up is, it's 100% 0% going to start with a "If I look as though I've been cryeeeeeeeeen... it's because I have... (:_("
 
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