🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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what my crush thinks of my size | most shocking weigh in yet
(02.14.2024)

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I like the 'tayto man, too. I just wish that he would start posting Boogie content on this "That Darn Irish Man" channel again. He doesn't pull punches and is funny if you just want someone to listen to while you're working on someone else. And Jade's great for shorter and more efficient vlog recaps. And (so far) they avoid the toxic wasteland which is Haydur Nation.

Amber's most recent vlog was a lot of rambling. She made the excuse that she didn't post a Friday 'what I ate today' video because her audience would accuse her of doing mukbangs and assume she's out of money. Another ceiling-shot weigh-in of 501 point something. Amber claims that her mentulz are just so much better this week and her weight loss has been due to sticking to her one to two meals per day diet plan (and it's been take out, so go fuck yourself, haydurz!!)

Basically, still following her completely predictable cycle. While I don't believe the 501 number, I do believe the drop of 14 lbs from whatever she really was last week because Amber has shown multiple times on her channel that when she actually follows some form of eating in moderation, she loses 15 lbs in the first week. It also hints that (along with looking a little cleaner than usual and being more bubbly), that Amber feels like she's getting close to securing herself a new wiper. She's acting like she was during late summer/early fall 2021 when Amber was trying to convince Jade that she was trying to get her life together.

Better times are coming! This dreadful era might be coming to an end! And if she starts dating another hand I'm fucking DONE.
 
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what my crush thinks of my size | most shocking weigh in yet
(02.14.2024)

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Here we go folks, new cycle again. Funny she is suddenly talking to a new caretaker and now suddenly she's losing weight, wants to be healthier now, planning to take control over herv health/mental health. This happens at the starting phase of a new caretaker and it slowly dies down.. then yeah.
 
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Basically, still following her completely predictable cycle. While I don't believe the 501 number, I do believe the drop of 14 lbs from whatever she really was last week because Amber has shown multiple times on her channel that when she actually follows some form of eating in moderation, she loses 15 lbs in the first week.
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In reality, on January 1, Amber was 515 pounds, so if we are to believe the numbers, she lost 15 pounds in six weeks. or 2.5 pounds a week. If she did lose 14 pounds in a week, it is equivalent to 49,000 calories, or if she did not eat at all during the week, she would have a calorie deficit of 24,500 calories, thus needing to exercise for 3,500 calories a day. This does not make sense. All she lost was "water weight". I fully expect that her weight will be up next week due to her lymphodema and mental problems.

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It also hints that (along with looking a little cleaner than usual and being more bubbly), that Amber feels like she's getting close to securing herself a new wiper. She's acting like she was during late summer/early fall 2021 when Amber was trying to convince Jade that she was trying to get her life together.
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I totally agree. Who in their 30's talks about having a crush? It sounds like Jade 2.0. It is clear that Amber is absolutely desperate to find someone to take care of her. She has not wanted to improve herself even a bit by taking a taxi to the mall or starting to learn to drive. She wants another Becky.

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Better times are coming! This dreadful era might be coming to an end!
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Absolutely. Since Alexis lives and works in Milwaukee, it is for Amber to move her fanny there. I do not think that Amber likes Oklahoma City anyway. There is the pesky problem of breaking the lease, but that is not difficult. I believe that Kristine and her boyfriend will be happy to see her gone.
 
Maybe I’m being too much of a wet blanket, but I can’t take a woman in her 30s seriously saying “crush” or officially asking someone to be valentines.Can people of all ages have a crush or celebrate valentines? Yeah but there is something super juvenile about Amber doing it.

She’s so vapid and disingenuous how are these mongs STILL contacting her or chatting her up? The only people I can see benefiting from this is an asexual individual who would trade isolation and once a week trips to a box department store for a Job or a social life. Like grifting and laying around is definitely a life choice for most, but with Amber you have to listen to her talk AND wipe her cheeks after a day of eating Mediterranean food and hot Cheetos.
 
Man, I haven’t been interested in Amber in weeks. Every so often I check in to see if anything has changed and I come to the same conclusion. Everything she says is a lie so why bother checking? Any info I get from her videos are subject at best, or manufactured to make her look better at worst. It’s turned her into a very boring cow.
 
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Didn't she used to do something like that back in the good ol' 2019 days when she had that permascab on her face? She's definitely throwing out more than a little bit of ragebait in that video.
 
The overlined lips get me every time lmao it looks so stupid

I couldn't stop seeing a fatter Abby Lee Miller
 
Warm Lasagna said:
Man, I haven’t been interested in Amber in weeks. Every so often I check in to see if anything has changed and I come to the same conclusion. Everything she says is a lie so why bother checking? Any info I get from her videos are subject at best, or manufactured to make her look better at worst. It’s turned her into a very boring cow.
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Same, my other half even said "I honestly can't wait for her to die." My partner is the most placid thing in the world but I imagine that's how a lot of people feel about her. She is trying to get those clicks hard since this is the worst her channel has done. Bitch is nowhere even close to 1 million monthly, she is sat at 700,000. Remember she needs a million or more to get by and that was with Jade there. OK is about 15% more expensive than KY and she is alone. I no doubt she is actively dipping into the savings daily now and with America being so expensive it is going to rinse her.
 
Oh Amber.

Nobody cares about fatties lying about their weight anymore! Get with the times!

It's all about being racist now. Either say something shady or hang it up, sis! (and I don't think that old clip of you saying "blackie" instead of "emo" or whatever is gonna cut it, so don't bother dredging that up)
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber's most recent vlog was a lot of rambling. She made the excuse that she didn't post a Friday 'what I ate today' video because her audience would accuse her of doing mukbangs and assume she's out of money. Another ceiling-shot weigh-in of 501 point something. Amber claims that her mentulz are just so much better this week and her weight loss has been due to sticking to her one to two meals per day diet plan (and it's been take out, so go fuck yourself, haydurz!!
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damn she will really do anything not to cook. She would rather die slowly than eat her own chili (which is supposed to be schoo guud you guise) or anything else for that matter. That would also be content for her to film. Fuck id take her making a shitass smoothie and baby talking "i did that" rather than her trying to convince us shes filmed nothing and has a full life but we just cant see it. Its sad to know too that the only reason her mentulz are better is because shes getting attention from a girl.
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Basically, still following her completely predictable cycle. While I don't believe the 501 number, I do believe the drop of 14 lbs from whatever she really was last week because Amber has shown multiple times on her channel that when she actually follows some form of eating in moderation, she loses 15 lbs in the first week. It also hints that (along with looking a little cleaner than usual and being more bubbly), that Amber feels like she's getting close to securing herself a new wiper. She's acting like she was during late summer/early fall 2021 when Amber was trying to convince Jade that she was trying to get her life together.
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Same shit different day but the new girl isnt really into anything like jade was. Have we seen her yet? Amber has to be the pretty, girly one in the relationship. Theres no way shes gonna get with a woman whos pretty and thinner than her its not gonna go well. For her to have relationship security they gotta be gross tomboy looking lesbians that she can abuse cause they have no real other prospects.
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Better times are coming! This dreadful era might be coming to an end! And if she starts dating another hand I'm fucking DODONE.
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Dating? You mean talking online and then regurgitating a romantisized version to her audience? Shes not gonna date anyone nor does she have the money to move in with the new girl, shes gotta pick up and move. With what vehicle? Her moms? shes effectively stuck like the fat lump she is.
Mekahineyho said:
Maybe I’m being too much of a wet blanket, but I can’t take a woman in her 30s seriously saying “crush” or officially asking someone to be valentines.Can people of all ages have a crush or celebrate valentines? Yeah but there is something super juvenile about Amber doing it.
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Cause ambers mentulz age is like.... stuck at 17. Shes also not had a real job and a set schedule for over a decade. Shes a chronically online awful person of course shes going to stick in the "i have all the time in the world, im young, vibrant and have my whole life ahead of me" side of social media. Forever it will be celebrity drama, crushes, talking online to people and building lego sets. Shes been shielding herself when it suits her from the cold hard reality of life. This is as close to friends and a real life that she will get to have, just watching tiktoks of people a decade or two younger than her while giggling outloud and saying "oh so amberlynn coded" in an empty room. Alone. Amber herself is just juvenile. I am surprised she hasnt declared herself mentally just 17 and we need to accept her identity or were biggots.
 
cook with me | what I ate today | 02.15.2024

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Oh wow I wonder what could that be! Maybe some nuked, overly salted salmon? Some dry-ass, soy-sauced noodle? Is it gonna taste SHTOO GUD? Will it be the bomb? Is it going to be her mom's FAVOURITE dish? Can't wait to watch another original masterpiece from Amber gorls!!
 
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