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- Aug 21, 2022
I think it's a combination of multiple factors all working together that are keeping Amber single. Eliminate one, and Amber would immediately have another gorlfriend.
Physicality: Let's be real, there's a stereotype with 400+ pounders being lazy, dirty, smelly, selfish, gluttonous hogs. And that stereotype exists for good reason. That right there drastically reduces the dating pool.
Age: People put up with her bullshit early on because she was fresh out of the foster care system or early twenties and likely figured that she'd become a productive and decent person with their help. Now that she's past middle age (deathfat wise), and well into her 'grown-up' years, who would want to be mommy-lover to a smothering, controlling, petulent toddler who demands 24/7 attention and has to get her way 100% of the time? Isn't it fun to deal with a partner who's always randomly crying, and it's your job to read her mind to know what bullshit reason it is this time? And to deal with her episodes of rage when you can't figure it out or don't have the energy? And then for her to conveniently forget said incident of rage, and then gaslight you into thinking that you must have DREAMT the whole thing up because she doesn't remember it (in her memory that she describes as being full of holes)? If her personality was better and she didn't archive 10 years of video evidence of her being an absolute cunt to her partners, more people would be willing to take the chance.
Income & Lifestyle: Her income is significantly lower than it was in previous years, yet Amber is still as materialistic and stupid with money as she's ever been. Amber will push to become joint on her partner's account like she did with Destiny, Becky, and maybe Krystle (I think Jade was the only one to reject this), while keeping her own account just for her. Then she'll spend all of the money in the joint account because "what's hers is mine and what's mine is hers". Amber even insisted that she have control over the spending of Casey's birthday money. I don't think most stable individuals would be comfortable with the account being at 2 bucks when rent's due in a few days, meanwhile their partner's hoard of journals and lego continue to crowd them out of their own apartment. If she was somewhat less of a nightmare with money, or at least was making the same kind of money she was in 2019, I'm sure she'd quickly find a desperate broke bitch willing to date her.
Higher Standards: Jade was Amber's most successful partner overall. She was the least overweight (except for maybe Krystle), she had some education (CompTIA counts), and she had the highest resistence to Amber's gluttonous lifestyle. I believe that Amber sees herself as a much better catch and deserving of better than another unambitious and slow in the mind thumb-butler because if she snagged Jade, then she could snag another self-sufficient, non-deathfat partner who will pay her own way for the honour of being the live-in maid/caretaker/driver/ass-wiper. If Amber was looking for another useless thumb, she'd find one pretty quickly.
Methma: The situation isn't ideal, but Kristine will drive Amber around on weekends. She's the third wheel when Kristine goes on dates with her boyfriend, goes to bingo, casinos, shopping, etc. I'm sure that if there was an emergency, Kristine would drive Amber to the ER. Amber isn't going out as much as she'd like, but she's getting her needs met. There's no need to lower her selection standards. If Kristine suddenly skipped town and cut contact with Ambo, you'd better believe she'd find someone quick.
To calculate the current odds of Amber finding a partner:
... and we're left with Cynthia of Oklahoma City - but she's already locked in a relationship with a deathfat BPD nightmare of a gorlfriend, so Ambo's shit outta luck.
Physicality: Let's be real, there's a stereotype with 400+ pounders being lazy, dirty, smelly, selfish, gluttonous hogs. And that stereotype exists for good reason. That right there drastically reduces the dating pool.
Age: People put up with her bullshit early on because she was fresh out of the foster care system or early twenties and likely figured that she'd become a productive and decent person with their help. Now that she's past middle age (deathfat wise), and well into her 'grown-up' years, who would want to be mommy-lover to a smothering, controlling, petulent toddler who demands 24/7 attention and has to get her way 100% of the time? Isn't it fun to deal with a partner who's always randomly crying, and it's your job to read her mind to know what bullshit reason it is this time? And to deal with her episodes of rage when you can't figure it out or don't have the energy? And then for her to conveniently forget said incident of rage, and then gaslight you into thinking that you must have DREAMT the whole thing up because she doesn't remember it (in her memory that she describes as being full of holes)? If her personality was better and she didn't archive 10 years of video evidence of her being an absolute cunt to her partners, more people would be willing to take the chance.
Income & Lifestyle: Her income is significantly lower than it was in previous years, yet Amber is still as materialistic and stupid with money as she's ever been. Amber will push to become joint on her partner's account like she did with Destiny, Becky, and maybe Krystle (I think Jade was the only one to reject this), while keeping her own account just for her. Then she'll spend all of the money in the joint account because "what's hers is mine and what's mine is hers". Amber even insisted that she have control over the spending of Casey's birthday money. I don't think most stable individuals would be comfortable with the account being at 2 bucks when rent's due in a few days, meanwhile their partner's hoard of journals and lego continue to crowd them out of their own apartment. If she was somewhat less of a nightmare with money, or at least was making the same kind of money she was in 2019, I'm sure she'd quickly find a desperate broke bitch willing to date her.
Higher Standards: Jade was Amber's most successful partner overall. She was the least overweight (except for maybe Krystle), she had some education (CompTIA counts), and she had the highest resistence to Amber's gluttonous lifestyle. I believe that Amber sees herself as a much better catch and deserving of better than another unambitious and slow in the mind thumb-butler because if she snagged Jade, then she could snag another self-sufficient, non-deathfat partner who will pay her own way for the honour of being the live-in maid/caretaker/driver/ass-wiper. If Amber was looking for another useless thumb, she'd find one pretty quickly.
Methma: The situation isn't ideal, but Kristine will drive Amber around on weekends. She's the third wheel when Kristine goes on dates with her boyfriend, goes to bingo, casinos, shopping, etc. I'm sure that if there was an emergency, Kristine would drive Amber to the ER. Amber isn't going out as much as she'd like, but she's getting her needs met. There's no need to lower her selection standards. If Kristine suddenly skipped town and cut contact with Ambo, you'd better believe she'd find someone quick.
To calculate the current odds of Amber finding a partner:
- We take 3% of the population (bio females who are sexually attracted to other bio females).
- Then multiply that by maybe 10% who would tollerate a deathfat (I'm just making up numbers - don't come for me).
- Then multiply that by 10% who tollerate shitty personalities in their partners.
- Then multiply that by 1% who would want to date someone who will spend you into poverty no matter how much you go without and no matter how hard you work/try to save.
- Then multiply by 5% who are okay with being mommy to their partner.
- And THEN we take that resulting number and eliminate everyone who themselves are super morbidly obese, don't earn enough to support themselves, don't have a licence, don't have a car, and aren't completely willing to give up all of their friends, hobbies, and interests to cater to Ambo 24/7. Oh, and then you have to eliminate anyone in recovery, as they wouldn't be able to live Ambo's lifestyle. Not to mention eliminating everyone in active addiction, as Amber's not going to deal with someone like that...
... and we're left with Cynthia of Oklahoma City - but she's already locked in a relationship with a deathfat BPD nightmare of a gorlfriend, so Ambo's shit outta luck.
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