🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I just wanna know every disgusting detail so I can further hate Amber, but Necky’s 2 brain cells can’t figure out how to make an interesting video so we’ll never get it. She’s had so many opportunities to make bank after ripping out of the gravitation pull of hambers 799 pound body and she’s ruined every one. I guess no more 90’s mystery boxes for you, sphere. She’ll have to stick to watching “figure it out” reruns on YouTube to reclaim that feeling of nostalgia.
 
JulieChenMoonves said:
I just wanna know every disgusting detail so I can further hate Amber, but Necky’s 2 brain cells can’t figure out how to make an interesting video so we’ll never get it. She’s had so many opportunities to make bank after ripping out of the gravitation pull of hambers 799 pound body and she’s ruined every one. I guess no more 90’s mystery boxes for you, sphere. She’ll have to stick to watching “figure it out” reruns on YouTube to reclaim that feeling of nostalgia.
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Can't wait for the inevitable Mr Snowflake "interview" where she mumbles about dead relatives and ghosts for an hour while he sits there nodding sagely and doesn't actually ask any questions.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Can't wait for the inevitable Mr Snowflake "interview" where she mumbles about dead relatives and ghosts for an hour while he sits there nodding sagely and doesn't actually ask any questions.
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Well YouTube and Reddit seem to love his “journalism” so he’ll cash out THAT cow im sure. I would rather eat ghost pepper jelly out of my cunt then watch another long drawn out Mr snowflake skit
 
JulieChenMoonves said:
Well YouTube and Reddit seem to love his “journalism” so he’ll cash out THAT cow im sure. I would rather eat ghost pepper jelly out of my cunt then watch another long drawn out Mr snowflake skit
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All you have to do on YT and (especially) Plebbit is say "Amber bad :mad:"and they'll all bark and clap like trained sealions begging for a fish. We know that Amber bad, but that doesn't mean her "victims" can't also be bad, but this concept is lost on them.
 
dfranki723 said:
Genuinely, if reaction channels start calling her ''Beck'' they'll become even more intolerable.
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ZM already does, and I'm sure if she makes a definitive statement about wanting to be called Beck most of them will follow suit, can't have anyone calling them out on muh transphobia now
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
All you have to do on YT and (especially) Plebbit is say "Amber bad :mad:"and they'll all bark and clap like trained sealions begging for a fish. We know that Amber bad, but that doesn't mean her "victims" can't also be bad, but this concept is lost on them.
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To get the REAL money, you say: "Amber smell BAAAAAD!" And they all bark and clap like seals. "Amber smell like old feet and cheese!"
 
I'm sure Mr. Snowflake is going to try for an "interview," and between his sage nodding and lack of actual questions and Beckie's Droopy Dog impression, it should be just as soporific as his Shaped by the Algorithm series, which ngl, I fell asleep to for months.

And apparently, the Narc Alert sent her flying monkeys to Beckie's live to ask her to do an interview with her instead of Snowflake. She thinks her experience with her narc makes her better suited to interview Beckie than Mr. Snowflake. I'm not up to date with the Narc Alert and her Discord stans, but I guess there is trouble in paradise. The last I knew, she was slobbering over him to a really pathetic degree but I guess now he's her rival. I guess when there isn't anything going on in Gorlworld, the reaction channels have to fight amongst themselves.
 
Constellationzero said:
To get the REAL money, you say: "Amber smell BAAAAAD!" And they all bark and clap like seals. "Amber smell like old feet and cheese!"
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If Becky wants the real reddit gorl shekels, she needs to describe in pornographic detail the smells that emanate from Big Cherry, the ALR reddit fetishists will lap it up.
 
Becky can say that Amber didn’t thank her mom enough for a birthday card or something similar and karina kaboom would make 20 videos hyper focusing on it and 30 repeated Reddit threads would be started.
 
Amber uploaded another video.

Kiwi Farms archive: N/A (I'm too 'tarded :( )
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umtd1_njg8k
Yewtu.be: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Umtd1_njg8k

Plot Summary with Commentary, so short that it doesn't need a spoiler! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was faking weigh in and lying about her stamina - in other words, just another day that ends in a Y. Ready to find out what's happening today?! Me neither! TAKE US IN!

walk with me: can I walk a mile at 500lbs?, amazon haul, & plus size outfit! | vlog

This vlog covers January 9th, 10th, and 11th in the Amberverse. Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 510.4lbs (pannus on the towel rack, and pork shoulder caught on camera because reaction channels were speculating that she wasn't weighing in naked like she claimed). On track for 4 straight days. Amber clarifies that the obsession of daily weighing in was recommended by the BINGE EATING DISORDER clinic (not the WLS clinic as she stated in the last video - just ignore the fact that she did everything she could to nuke her B.E.D. diagnosis from orbit). MUH BPD. Amazon haul of cutting boards and laygoes. Amber claims to have lost a very important person to her (but of course doesn't explain). She's going through something that's making her soul hurt (probably Becky debunking the FBI Frank story). Amber shows her hoarded jewellry mess. Gray hair talk. Amber goes to bingo with Kristine. Obligatory eating on camera for degen clicks. More laygoez nonsense. Amber uses the app 'Map my Walk' to track her walkeeen, and claims to have been able to walk a 52 minute mile (probably hid her phone in Kristine's purse or something, as I refuse to believe that those dainty 500+elbeez didn't crush her spine or knees after 50 minutes).

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If she walked a mile, which I highly doubt, it would have been from where her mother parked to the bingo hall and back.

I gotta say, though, can you imagine burning 478 calories by walking a mile? I’d have to be hiking up a mountain or cross country skiing to even get close.
 
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If she walked a mile, which I highly doubt, it would have been from where her mother parked to the bingo hall and back.

I gotta say, though, can you imagine burning 478 calories by walking a mile? I’d have to be hiking up a mountain or cross country skiing to even get close.
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Maybe if you were wearing 500lb weight suit and walking a mile?
 
Although walking speeds can vary greatly depending on many factors such as height, weight, age, terrain, surface, load, culture, effort, and fitness, the average human walking speed at crosswalks is about 5.0 kilometres per hour (km/h), or about 1.4 meters per second (m/s), or about 3.1 miles per hour (mph). Specific studies have found pedestrian walking speeds at crosswalks ranging from 4.51 to 4.75 km/h (2.80 to 2.95 mph) for older individuals and from 5.32 to 5.43 km/h (3.31 to 3.37 mph) for younger individuals; a brisk walking speed can be around 6.5 km/h (4.0 mph). In Japan, the standard measure for walking speed is 80 m/min (4.8 km/h). Champion racewalkers can average more than 14 km/h (8.7 mph) over a distance of 20 km (12 mi).

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's fact sheet on the "Relationship of Walking to Mortality Among U.S. Adults with Diabetes" states that those with diabetes who walked for two or more hours a week lowered their mortality rate from all causes by 39 percent. Women who took 4,500 steps to 7,500 steps a day seemed to have fewer premature deaths compared to those who only took 2,700 steps a day.One limited study found preliminary evidence of a relationship between the speed of walking and health, and that the best results are obtained with a speed of more than 2.5 mph (4.0 km/h).
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Her pace was 1.2 mph.

Big but hulthy, y'all.
 
Witch Bitch said:
Maybe if you were wearing 500lb weight suit and walking a mile?
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Probably using an app or device that includes the BMR in the calories burned total. That’s why I always say that unless you are an elite athlete, don’t eat your “exercise calories”. The figures devices and apps use are notoriously inaccurate
 
None of these bull shit ass "weigh ins" are real. She's not intelligent enough to be effectively deceptive. She didn't walk a fucking mile either, she's full of shit. Her fat worthless ass would be dying & covered in sweat. Did anyone else peep the fucking EXTENDER on the stretchy choker (bottom left) those things can fit around a normal sized fucking thigh!!!! Why is she faking weight loss so hard if she's nOt A wEigHt lOsS cHaNnEl? This stupid bitch will never learn. She needs to just admit she wants to be a fat worthless stupid fat fuck that eats itself to death. Just be fucking real.
 
510 in one of her tree trunks maybe. Claims she hasn't walked a mile in a decade and this was such a shock, but also claimed she walked around that kids science museum for hours no problem. Make it make sense.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber uses the app 'Map my Walk' to track her walkeeen, and claims to have been able to walk a 52 minute mile

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I'm assuming that giant pause button means you can start and stop your time whenever (like for waiting at crosswalks, or binge and nap breaks). She probably took all 3 days to reach a mile.
 
Strange, I don't think I see many other true and honest lesbians relentlessly brag about how many men want to the fuck them... In fact you normally see disgust and anger as a response.

The only men hitting on Pookie are her imaginary admirers or drunken, down-on-their-luck fetishists (and even that is a stretch).
 
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