🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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How is it possible all of Amber’s exs get fatter after they break up?
 
Does anyone else ever think about the fact Amber's tarps are all that cheap polyester knit fabric that grabs onto BO and never releases it? You know, maybe it's a humid summer and you're walking around Chinatown and grabbed a cute fake designer top for $4? And you wore it and got stinky, but now when you wash it, it smells clean until your body heat warms that shit up and it suddenly stinks like LeDondre after a night at the club?

I bet her clothes smell really bad even fresh out of the wash.
 
I hate Becky so much. Forget morals or trying to be the bigger person and actually spill tea about the hog or go away. We know you have it in you, if you can post bloody panties from another ex you can tell us about a average day was like with AL.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber has been 'moving more', eating less, 'making better choices' (for example, ordering Panera bread instead of Jack in the Box), and intermittant fasting - which has resulted in her RAPID WEIGHT LOSS (sarcasm) of 3.2 lbs in 1 week.
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So, basically, Amber is just "winging it". To lose 3.2 pounds of fat in a week, you would need to reduce your calorie intake by 1,600 calories per day (3,500x3.2/7). Amber eats at least 4,000 calories per day normally, so she would have to eat no more than 2,400 calories per day. I believe that Amber is just losing "water weight" by not drinking as much. This is not going to last much longer and the calendar will be in the bin by the end of the month.

Boolean Bitch said:
Amber shows the 2019 clip of her waddling outside for 2 minutes and 19 seconds, and boasts about her improved stamina since then (without proving it, of course). Amber also forgets that back in 2019 she was also bullshitting her audience about her enhanced stamina compared to previous years - and that the fail of a clip she just showed was the result of her audience pushing her to prove it).
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I do not care who you are but at 510 pounds, everything must hurt, and moving is neither easy nor fun. Her walking Twinkie is going to the dog area, then back to the flat. She complained that her mother does not drop her off in front of the store and instead has her walk for a couple of minutes. Besides, the little exercise she does, would not account for more than a couple hundred calories a day.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
So, basically, Amber is just "winging it". To lose 3.2 pounds of fat in a week, you would need to reduce your calorie intake by 1,600 calories per day (3,500x3.2/7). Amber eats at least 4,000 calories per day normally, so she would have to eat no more than 2,400 calories per day. I believe that Amber is just losing "water weight" by not drinking as much. This is not going to last much longer and the calendar will be in the bin by the end of the month.


I do not care who you are but at 510 pounds, everything must hurt, and moving is neither easy nor fun. Her walking Twinkie is going to the dog area, then back to the flat. She complained that her mother does not drop her off in front of the store and instead has her walk for a couple of minutes. Besides, the little exercise she does, would not account for more than a couple hundred calories a day.
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Her body must ache in the mornings especially considering how she probably sleeps on the couch. Herpling over with Twinkie probably exhausts her for half the day.
 
Do you think Becky is gonna troon out? That was my first thought when she said she prefers to be called Beck now. Like she's inching towards something. A lot of these lard speds go that way. Except Chad Destiny. I feel like Becky's just the type.

As soon as I saw people talking about how she went live and talked about Amber, I knew it was nothing. Shit or get off the pot, Chins. Any tea she might possibly have is the ONLY interesting thing about her. Just do it. Capitalize off it. You did not wipe that ass for free.
 
Free the Pedos said:
Do you guys think TLC would take her if she was willing? I do, but I don’t know if she’d cooperate all the way through filming.
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I'd imagine that if TLC did sign Amber on, it would either be something similar to My 600-Pound Life where she would get one episode (ending in her failure to get WLS, I'm personally hoping something a la Steven Assanti) or one season of something like My Big Fat Fabulous Life. I don't think TLC is above giving Amber a show. I think she either made up that she was contacted, was contacted and didn't follow up because she never follows up with anything or she didn't want to agree to whatever terms they presented. Either way, she can try and play her audience with this "I'm not fat enough" excuse OR an "I can do this by myself" excuse
 
Agoodpotroast said:
I'd imagine that if TLC did sign Amber on, it would either be something similar to My 600-Pound Life where she would get one episode (ending in her failure to get WLS, I'm personally hoping something a la Steven Assanti) or one season of something like My Big Fat Fabulous Life. I don't think TLC is above giving Amber a show. I think she either made up that she was contacted, was contacted and didn't follow up because she never follows up with anything or she didn't want to agree to whatever terms they presented. Either way, she can try and play her audience with this "I'm not fat enough" excuse OR an "I can do this by myself" excuse
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Hambutt is too deep in Main Character Syndrome and is too big and lumpy and STINKY of a Primadonna for TLC to touch her with Steven Assanti's dick.

SHE wants to 100% control the narrative and that ain't happenin'. Assanti couldn't even do that.
 
Thumb is such a bellend... The amount of simping people do just so they can prove how much they hate ALR is shocking. If Bb33CK wants to claw back any credibility (not that she had much to begin with) maybe she should stop the ''speak MY truth'' bullshit.

Why don't you just tell THE truth? Which absolutely nobody in the Amberverse has ever done. Not one single chunky fuck. She shows up for money and pity then scurries back into her hovel. We all know she dealt with the worst of Hamber's unhinged behaviour but this back and forth nonsense is weak as fuck.

goodgrief said:
Do you think Becky is gonna troon out?
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I think she'll tease it but she's a stagnant turd so there will be no follow through, outside of maybe a ''HELP ME CHOP MY TITS OFF'' GoFundMe that will yet again prove she's a mooching blob.
Genuinely, if reaction channels start calling her ''Beck'' they'll become even more intolerable.
 
Nothing but uninteresting people leeching off of an even fatter leech for mun-muns. Let's face it, Becky is used to the freeloader lifestyle Amber gave her and can barely make ends meet otherwise. She was so adamant that Amber didn't do shit to her so I'm assuming money is running low lately. This is nothing but a fancy way of panhandling to her. She doesn't give a fuck about telling 'her truth' or anything. The troonshit theory is just another way for this thumb to latch onto an identity she doesn't have. It's like she wants all the benefits but none of the work. Becksters can't be choosers.
 
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