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Becky will always be an Eyeore. Always.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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^^ No she won't. Eeyore has more pertinence to the Winnie the Pooh saga than Becky will ever have to life her surroundings the ALR universe.
FarmVille
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I wonder if Becky regrets breaking up with ALR. She basically had the highest paying ass wiper job in the country. Health aides who wipe asses and take abuse all day don’t make nearly enough to go on tshirt shopping sprees. And considering she lives with pooners now I doubt the smell is any better.
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Something something something, me and my pooner bestie are poor, blah blah blah, livestream/ gofundme beg incoming, etc etc.
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"Let's be gentle and loving to one another"
Translation: Don't ask me how that job search is coming along, you ableist bigot homophobic shitlord!
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UGH. Thumb is less interesting than a puddle of some sticky unknown substance on the ground. Absolutely no one NEEDS an update from her.
Seems like her sisters and her buddy there hid the bullets to the coon gun on a high shelf again. They need to stop doing that.
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"I got this glow up"
Lol. Lmao, even.
Lol. Lmao, even.
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Looks like the Sadness Factory gave her a break & she's out of money again...
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514.8 lbs, 513.6 lbs. I don't give a shit about anything else she has to say (honestly, don't care how tubby she is either).
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Kind of looks like the phone sitting on the counter and she taps it to play the scale voice. I've assumed that's how she's been doing it anyway. Using recordings of the talking scale
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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in less than 3 minutes! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was filming her ceiling while her scale read off numbers which weren't Amber's weight, and was testing the boundaries of Jade's no contact. What's she up to this time? Probably more of the same, but I'm pot-committed so TAKE US IN!
TL;DR: NONTENT AND BULLSHIT. This vlog covers January 5th to January 7th in the Amberverse. Lots more bullshit ceiling-shot weigh-ins (516.3lbs with her pannus on the towel rack). Being the 3rd wheel for mam and bf isn't enough for Amber anymore, so now she's following them to BF's BOSS' HOUSE to be an obnoxious pest. Amber bought some fugly teacups and a journal at Ross. Amber talks about Jade and (pretend) cries about Amber'senglarged heavy heart AGAIN to pad out the video and try to justify Amber's narcissistic hoovering. Amber reorganizes her 5 bottles of perfume. Wasabi's not dead. 2 of 3 pets accounted for.
If I could show one screenshot so you got the overall feel of this video (and all the others), this would be enough:
I'm sorry, gorls, but I really tried. There is absolutely NOTHING entertaining here. There isn't even anything that can be embellished into something entertaining. It's all the same (and likely will be for the next several months): Amber points the camera at her bathroom ceiling while a computer reads off numbers. Amber writes numbers ranging from 510-540 on a piece of paper and obsesses over fractions of a pound. Amber talks about food/eating. Amber shows of random tat or moves things around on a shelf. Amber makes up some detailed bullshit story about something unimportant (like an Amazon delivery or a dented dryer). Amber fake cries over Jade. Occasionally we get visual proof that Amber's hasn't eaten her pets yet. The end.
Oh, Something I'm really late on reporting. Back a few videos back, Amber talked about this lovely brand new candle that she JUST BOUGHT for her bestest friend in the whole world when she went out with her mother. Someone from Sabine Davis' audience noticed that the wicks inside the candle were burned black - it was a used candle that she grabbed from her hoard and made up the whole story to pad out the video. Just another piece of evidence that Amber's bestest friend in the whole world is a fabrication of her imagination. Again, late, but not worth putting in a post on it's own.
"Hey Guize". Proper Intro.
Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 514.8lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber claims that she wasn't on track on the 4th.
[PLACARD: next day]
Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 513.6lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber claims that she was on track on the 5th. Amber subtly prepares her audience for future gains, as it's difficult for her to stay "on track" during the weekend. Also, only the Monday weigh-ins are the "official" ones (whatever that means).
JUMPCUT!! It's 2am and she just got back from Bingo and Ross (haul footage incoming). Amber pretended that she met new people. Amber is no longer just being a P.I.T.A for her family, she's also being a P.I.T.A to methmam's BF! (she tagged along with Kristine and BF when they went to hang out at BF's BOSS' HOUSE).
How the fuck does that even work?? "Oh, thanks for the invite to your house to play cards, sir. I know you said to bring my +1, but is it okay if I also bring a +2, +3, +4, and +5? ... It's my GF's toddler... How old? Oh, she's, uh, 396 months... Uh, yeaaahhhh, special needs. Yeah, that's the ticket. Don't worry, she won't be any trouble - just have an extra rotisserie chicken on the counter and that'll keep her entertained. Oh, and don't say anything about 'YouTube' or 'Social Media' or 'Haydurz' - just don't".
Artist's depiction of Methmam taking Amber to BF's boss' house.
Apparently, Amber brought her own stupid boardgames that she made them play, as I'm doubtful that people over the age of 40 play "cards against humanity".
ROSS HAUL!! New makeup bag, 2 fugly cherry cup sets, and a fugly 'Betsy Johnson' journal.
[PLACARD: next day]
WASABI!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for. He seems jumpy- TWINKIE!! 2 of 3 pets accounted for.
Ceiling-shot weigh-in: 513.6lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber wasn't on track (quelle suprise). Amber's still proud of her (lack of) progress.
JUMPCUT!! On the couch. Story about her new nose piercing to pad out the video. Casually says "my friend" to get people to talk about her (non-existent) friend.
Amazon drama update!! I don't care about her AH-CURED bullshit problem and that her order is not "DE-LIVE-ABLE" [SKIP].
LEGO talk to pad out the video.
Amber wants to start scrapbooking again, but it reminds her of Jade because they 'bonded' over it, so Amber's struggling because she's "heavy" (
) on her mind.
Amber babbles about Jade and hurting her, despite Amber saying she would stop. Amber doesn't get that she's being creepy for continuing to try and contact Jade, because AMBER'S HURTING!! AMBER CAN'T HELP HOW HER HEART FEELS!! (get that checked by a doctor, Amber) IT'S CALLEDNARCISSISTIC HOOVERING, uh, LOVE!! AMBER WANTS TO BE HER FRIEND!! Lot's of imaginary people in Amber's DM agrees with Amber's bad behaviour!
MUH BPD!!
JUMPCUT!! Time to reorganize her perfume display! Nope [SKIP].
JUMPCUT!! Amber's going to take out her trash (to just outside her front door for trash vallet to do the real work), and then bully her mother to take her grocery shopping AGAIN, so it's time to end the video! BYEE!!
Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 514.8lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber claims that she wasn't on track on the 4th.
[PLACARD: next day]
Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 513.6lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber claims that she was on track on the 5th. Amber subtly prepares her audience for future gains, as it's difficult for her to stay "on track" during the weekend. Also, only the Monday weigh-ins are the "official" ones (whatever that means).
JUMPCUT!! It's 2am and she just got back from Bingo and Ross (haul footage incoming). Amber pretended that she met new people. Amber is no longer just being a P.I.T.A for her family, she's also being a P.I.T.A to methmam's BF! (she tagged along with Kristine and BF when they went to hang out at BF's BOSS' HOUSE).
How the fuck does that even work?? "Oh, thanks for the invite to your house to play cards, sir. I know you said to bring my +1, but is it okay if I also bring a +2, +3, +4, and +5? ... It's my GF's toddler... How old? Oh, she's, uh, 396 months... Uh, yeaaahhhh, special needs. Yeah, that's the ticket. Don't worry, she won't be any trouble - just have an extra rotisserie chicken on the counter and that'll keep her entertained. Oh, and don't say anything about 'YouTube' or 'Social Media' or 'Haydurz' - just don't".
Artist's depiction of Methmam taking Amber to BF's boss' house.
Apparently, Amber brought her own stupid boardgames that she made them play, as I'm doubtful that people over the age of 40 play "cards against humanity".
ROSS HAUL!! New makeup bag, 2 fugly cherry cup sets, and a fugly 'Betsy Johnson' journal.
[PLACARD: next day]
WASABI!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for. He seems jumpy- TWINKIE!! 2 of 3 pets accounted for.
Ceiling-shot weigh-in: 513.6lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber wasn't on track (quelle suprise). Amber's still proud of her (lack of) progress.
JUMPCUT!! On the couch. Story about her new nose piercing to pad out the video. Casually says "my friend" to get people to talk about her (non-existent) friend.
Amazon drama update!! I don't care about her AH-CURED bullshit problem and that her order is not "DE-LIVE-ABLE" [SKIP].
LEGO talk to pad out the video.
Amber wants to start scrapbooking again, but it reminds her of Jade because they 'bonded' over it, so Amber's struggling because she's "heavy" (
) on her mind.Amber babbles about Jade and hurting her, despite Amber saying she would stop. Amber doesn't get that she's being creepy for continuing to try and contact Jade, because AMBER'S HURTING!! AMBER CAN'T HELP HOW HER HEART FEELS!! (get that checked by a doctor, Amber) IT'S CALLED
MUH BPD!!
JUMPCUT!! Time to reorganize her perfume display! Nope [SKIP].
JUMPCUT!! Amber's going to take out her trash (to just outside her front door for trash vallet to do the real work), and then bully her mother to take her grocery shopping AGAIN, so it's time to end the video! BYEE!!
TL;DR: NONTENT AND BULLSHIT. This vlog covers January 5th to January 7th in the Amberverse. Lots more bullshit ceiling-shot weigh-ins (516.3lbs with her pannus on the towel rack). Being the 3rd wheel for mam and bf isn't enough for Amber anymore, so now she's following them to BF's BOSS' HOUSE to be an obnoxious pest. Amber bought some fugly teacups and a journal at Ross. Amber talks about Jade and (pretend) cries about Amber's
If I could show one screenshot so you got the overall feel of this video (and all the others), this would be enough:
I'm sorry, gorls, but I really tried. There is absolutely NOTHING entertaining here. There isn't even anything that can be embellished into something entertaining. It's all the same (and likely will be for the next several months): Amber points the camera at her bathroom ceiling while a computer reads off numbers. Amber writes numbers ranging from 510-540 on a piece of paper and obsesses over fractions of a pound. Amber talks about food/eating. Amber shows of random tat or moves things around on a shelf. Amber makes up some detailed bullshit story about something unimportant (like an Amazon delivery or a dented dryer). Amber fake cries over Jade. Occasionally we get visual proof that Amber's hasn't eaten her pets yet. The end.
Oh, Something I'm really late on reporting. Back a few videos back, Amber talked about this lovely brand new candle that she JUST BOUGHT for her bestest friend in the whole world when she went out with her mother. Someone from Sabine Davis' audience noticed that the wicks inside the candle were burned black - it was a used candle that she grabbed from her hoard and made up the whole story to pad out the video. Just another piece of evidence that Amber's bestest friend in the whole world is a fabrication of her imagination. Again, late, but not worth putting in a post on it's own.
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Nose stud damage, cheating on the love of her life, LEGO/Amazon drama.
You’d think the world was at peace.
2/7 bad days of eating. Not looking good. As the man wandering in and out of the room while I waste time watching this nonsense keeps reminding me, “She’s the size of a truck. She should have lost at least 5 pounds.”
AL, please don’t choose another sit down hobby.
You’d think the world was at peace.
2/7 bad days of eating. Not looking good. As the man wandering in and out of the room while I waste time watching this nonsense keeps reminding me, “She’s the size of a truck. She should have lost at least 5 pounds.”
AL, please don’t choose another sit down hobby.
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Y-A-W-N. So her big dream in life is to have a Lego room? Aim for the stars, there. She sure is hanging out with mom a lot. I wonder how much money she's mooched off of Amber so far. After all, her daughter is a famous YouTube "star" and the most successful leaf on their diseased family tree. So what if she's a quarter-ton Huffalump with a raging case of NPD? She's swimming in cash! "Hey, sweetie, let's go to the casino (and make sure you bring your debit card with you...)" I've never seen anybody so utterly fascinated by herself as Amberlynn. I suppose she has to be because she has no friends. So Faline is so heartbroken over Amberlynn DMing some random for two days that she's frozen you out? Yeah, I'm sure that's it. 
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If Big Cherry wants a Leygoes room, isn't there a bedroom going spare that Faleeeeeen used to inhabit....?
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Tubby moved into a 1 bedroom in Oklahoma near Methmomma. The Kentucky saga is long over.
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Fuck so she did how did I forget?? I will now accept your jigsaws.
Noom Boom
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Genuinely unsure if she is openly accepting that she is the laughing stock in the room by putting herself in the role of the "Cash Me Outside" girl or if she is so unaware of normal society that she thinks that girl wasn't a sad embarrassment to everyone around her on that Dr. Phil episode.
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She 1000000% thinks that weird rat from Dr.Phil has big ''KuhWeen'' energy. I'm pretty sure Hambo thinks they're one in the same, she just has a little extra junk in the trunk.
*****
You know I don't understand why Haydurz insist on blowing the most mundane shit out of proportion to try and ''stick it'' to ALR. She's texting Wipey? Yeah, because she's desperate and pathetic. She's not ''stalking'' her, holy shit. The same people (regular audience and Youtubers alike) will pat Fatty on the head and fully believe her exaggerated past because ''muh childhood trauuuma'' but then will latch onto this kind of bollocks and imply there's criminal shenanigans going with the mopey texts.
Chill out retards (looking at you Karina).
*****
You know I don't understand why Haydurz insist on blowing the most mundane shit out of proportion to try and ''stick it'' to ALR. She's texting Wipey? Yeah, because she's desperate and pathetic. She's not ''stalking'' her, holy shit. The same people (regular audience and Youtubers alike) will pat Fatty on the head and fully believe her exaggerated past because ''muh childhood trauuuma'' but then will latch onto this kind of bollocks and imply there's criminal shenanigans going with the mopey texts.
Chill out retards (looking at you Karina).