🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber is so boring that people have to go back over a decade to find something she's done that's worth talking about, and even then it's not worth staying awake through.
I find that if people were expecting that by going back 10 years, we would suddenly find evidence that Amber was not a very nice person and she would instantly recant all her lies, a bit much. Her reaction is as I expected; why would she go any further? I am just waiting for January when Amber promised us, boy-o-boy, brand new and entertaining content.
 
I don’t know what retarded tik tok trend this is referring to but I guess she’s really pushing the “2024 will be different” narrative


Here is a terrible new look she’s trying to pull off to appear younger. She can’t even part her hair down the middle correctly
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And? That's dumb to you?

Redditors are just roving black holes but this one's the ol' stopped clock. Don't believe me? Share space (even for one hour) with a deathfat. Because they DO fucking smell. And they smell like anything from the 8th grade locker room to a park toilet in mid-August.
Including less than FIVE minutes out of a legitimate shower where soap and scalding hot water were involved.

But the cRiSiS hOtLiNe redditors... LOL :story:
I can still remember the stench of my fat aunt when she was sitting next to me when I was a kid. The crazy thing, is looking back at pictures she was about half the size of Amber. We know Amber doesn't shower often and when she does I doubt she actually washes herself. She probably thinks the water falling down her body is enough. Plus she thinks using those cheap body sprays takes care of the smell and it doesn't.
 
While I feel for any victim of abuse but baby it's time to move on, Casey you said your peace and it should've been left at that. It's hard to heal if you keep bringing shit like that up, if you are content in your life why open old wounds? This bs was a decade ago therapy is long overdue. Seek help. Going on interviews does nothing, doesn't change anything nor expose Amberlynn. Anyone who gets with her is plain ignorant the sheer size of the beast is a red flag.

Get help or suck it up
 
I have a few assorted thoughts on Cassidy I want to get out:
  • The fact that she is perfectly fine with doxing her friends but stays silent on who sent her, her friends, and her family the original video of Amber alleging rape is alarming. Either that person was another 'Damon White,' or Cassidy has some people that know about her skeletons.
  • Cassidy actively chose to partake in neglecting a child with her ex-fiancée that cheated on her when she was 23. While the kid's mom was 100% responsible for being a jobless bum and taking up Cassidy on her offer to live in a trailer in Alabama on her minimum-wage job, Cassidy gleefully entering into that arrangement was fucked. She has learned nothing and takes zero responsibility for herself and her own abusive behaviour.
  • She's perfectly fine with men 'misgendering' her, but it's wrong when a woman does it? Either be consistent and pull an "It's MA'AM" like the male troons have the balls to do or get fucked. She clearly has a thing for controlling women.
Speaking of the friends she doxed, I found Cheyenne while looking for Cassidy's ex:

Cheyenne Lynn (lol) Donnelly
308 E Blacklidge Dr, Unit 1
Tucson AZ 85705

(520) 312-1242
cheyennedonnelly24@outlook.com
Born: May 1992
Employer: Mr. Janitor

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Pictured here next to Cassidy

She has a daughter (out of wedlock) that she gave birth to around December 2016 with her ex. She's now with some fat slob.

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I wouldn't say the Amberverse is falling apart but it sure is smelling of horizontal fag in here. It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. Followers want to both be socially acceptable while bitching about the most menial of things. Cassidy getting abused is bad and I think Amber is pretty shit as a person but the people who are jerking themselves off to the idea of this random dumb whore dying alone of the beetus on her couch is even more bizarre. People loved calling Amberlynn (rightfully) a masochist for wanting to read that book about that abused kid while also sitting on Reddit crying about how hammy slapping her girlfriend around 10 years ago (have you never seen a lesbian relationship before?) caused them to have LE EMOSHIUNAL BREAKDOWN.
 
Snowflake calls Cassidy "her" at 1:47:13. He tried so hard to kiss her ass for the entire interview, but slipped up at the end. She didn't call him out on it.

Oh boy I hope the Reddit cunts don't get the vapors and need to call the misgendered hotline.

The grimace as it happened:

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Just proof that as hard as he tried all the way through, he doesn't believe it for a second

I'd wager 99% of the virtue-signalling cunts on Reddit don't believe it deep down either
 
Happy New Year Farmers.

Well, this is the time of the year to review Amber’s 2023 resolutions. Did Amber succeed in fulfilling all her resolutions? Let’s See.

Resolution 1: Reading 1 book a month. In January 2023, Amber had already purchased 12 books. Did she read all those books? My Magic 8 Ball says “No”.

Resolution 2: Bullet journaling. Amber loves bullet journaling with many trackers. Did Amber use the bullet journaling? I think it lasted about a week, to never being seen again.

Resolution 3: Clean the apartment more. In January 2023, it is code work for telling Jade to clean the apartment more. It worked till July, then not so much. After the move in October, Kristine seems not to get the message that she needs to clean Amber’s apartment more.

Resolution 4: Decluttering. See resolution 3.

Resolution 5: Lose weight and be 399.6 pounds by January 2024. Amber started at 520 pounds in January 2023. We do not know how much she weighs now but considering that it has been a feeding fiesta since the move to Oklahoma, my money is that she has gained since then. I guess she was hoping to get wls to meet this goal.

So, it seems that Amber has failed in all her 2023 resolutions. However, I am sure that Amber will present us with a set of no-fail totally doable resolutions for 2024.
 
This bitch will never love anything or anyone more than herself. I know, shocking but her TikToks since moving to OK have been completely unhinged. She literally just uploads the same one over and over begging for someone to take care of her.

Can someone archive them?
 
I can't believe there's finally one time I'm more on Amber's side than on the side of someone who has a problem with her. That fat troon is embarassing. Giving interviews to obsessed idiots about some moron you dated more than 10 years ago. That's an insane thing to do. Amber sucks but you would think these greasy 15 IQ fucks were dating Ted Bundy by how much sympathy they're asking for. You're ok, you're here, you're ugly as all shit. Get over it. Casey or whatever the name is should pay me a one time fee for having to set eyes on her face. She looks filthy. Fellow farmers, I have a general absence of respect for troons so that may also be clouding my judgement. But I'm just like....this buzzball lardball handled herself well even considering how stupid the shit they asked her to comment on is. Imagine a bunch of speds dragging out stories from high school.
 
Well when your arms have the equivalent to a bowling ball's worth of fat on them, it's hard to hold them up long enough to part your hair I guess. All these hairstyles are screaming Deathfat Yorkie.
It's cute that you think her arms have only "a bowling ball's worth" of fat on them. Her arms probably weigh 50 lb each.
 
She is so painfully boring and irrelevant that nobody has even documented her first video of 2024, ha. More goals to never be achieved and a sad, empty fridge because who needs groceries when you can simply order takeout 4 times a day, every day.
 
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