🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber talks about how the large lump on her nose by her nose ring was caused by the piercing process and is SUPER COMMON with piercings
I think she's trying to claim her nose wart is a keloid, even though the wart is nowhere near her saggy piercing. Also, did anyone notice how dirty & disgusting her sunglasses were? JFC, she doesn't clean or take care of fucking anytheeeen.
 
Yes, far less moon-shaped in 2023 compared to 2019. Also this picture is very unsettling. Not only because of the eye contact, but the fact that she looks like a grandmother AND a toddler at the same time. That's some uncanny valley shit right there.
She looks like one of the child pageant queens on Toddlers and Tiaras.
 
Hamber’s gonna get hooked on those delta vapes and become even more fat, lazy and retarded.

Is Hamber’s mother smart enough to have taken a life insurance policy out on her given that Amber is fat and is developing some sort of substance abuse problem? It’s a given that Amber is going to start mixing weed and alcohol pretty soon which I’m sure will have positive impacts on her mentulzz.

Psychosis-Lynn arc when? :)
 
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"WAHH why won't anyone be with me when the downfall of all my relationships is my fault but I blame it on "mental illness" which I also refuse to work on because I don't need to change, don't want to change, but already have changed, you just can't see it WAHH BLUBB BLUB BLUBB"
Everything she spews is just excuses on top of excuses. Her inability to hold herself accountable when she binges and blaming it on something like "restricting too much". It reflects the way she blames all of her shit relationships on her "mental illness". She will recognize it's a problem, but will throw a tantrum if anyone tries to give her a solution.
 
Great, just what she needs, another nose piercing. She never takes the other one out to change the jewelry or even clean it, so what the hell is the point of this?

Speaking of things she definitely needs…vapes. Those will work wonders for her dangleen lung the next time a mystery breathing issue wants to rear its ugly head. Oh well, I hope Kristine has the car gassed up for a midnight ER run, it’s been a while.
 
Hamber’s gonna get hooked on those delta vapes and become even more fat, lazy and retarded.

Is Hamber’s mother smart enough to have taken a life insurance policy out on her given that Amber is fat and is developing some sort of substance abuse problem? It’s a given that Amber is going to start mixing weed and alcohol pretty soon which I’m sure will have positive impacts on her mentulzz.

Psychosis-Lynn arc when? :)
Can her mother even get a life insurance policy on this whale? Like, what’s stopping each of us from taking out a policy on her as well? Now that would be the kicker. Thousands of life insurance policies being written up on all the morbidly obese social divas who think they’re healthy and fine.
 
Can her mother even get a life insurance policy on this whale? Like, what’s stopping each of us from taking out a policy on her as well? Now that would be the kicker. Thousands of life insurance policies being written up on all the morbidly obese social divas who think they’re healthy and fine.
I believe the party you're taking the policy out on has to know about it & agree. I've thought of this as well..
 
I think that all the weird things that Amber has been doing lately are only to create some sort of controversy. The"eating with a measuring spoon", the "buying vaping equipment", the "meeting a new stalker flame at the piercing shop", etc, are mentioned to create engagement because Amber has absolutely nothing to talk about. The next video will be about doing a grocery or shopping haul since she went shopping with her mother this weekend.

She keeps saying that she has "tea" on herself, which is laughable since she spends most of her day watching TikTok, playing with her phone, and eating.
 
She looks like one of the child pageant queens on Toddlers and Tiaras.

Bitch looks like a fatter, dirtier, more wrinkled 2023 Honey Boo Boo.

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Isn't Oklahoma one of the last places with actual lesbian bars?

Instead of sitting in her apartment wishing and hoping someone slides into her dm's she should get her winged eyeliner on and waddle down there! She can drink with other people more socially and less alcoholically and maybe rope in another wiper :optimistic:
 
Isn't Oklahoma one of the last places with actual lesbian bars?

Instead of sitting in her apartment wishing and hoping someone slides into her dm's she should get her winged eyeliner on and waddle down there! She can drink with other people more socially and less alcoholically and maybe rope in another wiper :optimistic:
That's a nice idea but she'll never get someone to agree to stay if they can smell her immediately. Gotta lure 'em in from a distance, then lock the door.

Eating with weird utensils, getting a piercing, going to buy drugs...Call me when she shaves her head on a livestream.
 
I believe the party you're taking the policy out on has to know about it & agree. I've thought of this as well..
In order to purchase a life insurance policy on someone, the OWNER of that policy must have an insurable interest in the insured person’s life. The insured party does not have to know the policy exists. Many times you’ll see on true crime shows spouses who bought policies on the other spouse without them knowing. Perfectly legal. The insured person also cannot cancel those policies. Only the policy owner can do that (however, if fraud is discovered, the insurer can and will rescind the policy). I could take out several policy on Trooper Dogshit without his knowledge. He’s my husbando, so if he dies, my finances are impacted. Same goes for him. If I crap out tomorrow, he’s going need to pay people to do the shit I do around here.

I cannot buy a policy on my best friend. I’d be bereft and borderline suicidal if she goes tits up tomorrow, but my finances won’t take a hit.

People who go into businesses together will often each take out a policy on the other guy. No insurance company will knowingly let some fuckin rando take out a policy on Hamber. In fact, NO life insurance company is going to issue more than a “guaranteed issue” policy on her. If she had a job and life insurance was a benefit she could get a small (probably 10k) policy. She might be able to get ridiculously expensive insurance you see advertised on TV.
 
A 32 year old woman thinks getting a nose piercing and using fake weed is edgy. Wake me up when her mom introduces her to meth.
Hey, she's eaten off the carpet before. So fingers crossed she will think she will be a skinny, sexy queen with fake teeth by using it, just like Mama. (Well as she sees Mama)
 
In order to purchase a life insurance policy on someone, the OWNER of that policy must have an insurable interest in the insured person’s life. The insured party does not have to know the policy exists. Many times you’ll see on true crime shows spouses who bought policies on the other spouse without them knowing. Perfectly legal. The insured person also cannot cancel those policies. Only the policy owner can do that (however, if fraud is discovered, the insurer can and will rescind the policy). I could take out several policy on Trooper Dogshit without his knowledge. He’s my husbando, so if he dies, my finances are impacted. Same goes for him. If I crap out tomorrow, he’s going need to pay people to do the shit I do around here.

I cannot buy a policy on my best friend. I’d be bereft and borderline suicidal if she goes tits up tomorrow, but my finances won’t take a hit.

People who go into businesses together will often each take out a policy on the other guy. No insurance company will knowingly let some fuckin rando take out a policy on Hamber. In fact, NO life insurance company is going to issue more than a “guaranteed issue” policy on her. If she had a job and life insurance was a benefit she could get a small (probably 10k) policy. She might be able to get ridiculously expensive insurance you see advertised on TV.
You make a lot of sense, but everything I’m googling says you still need consent to do it.
 
So……. her new video shows her mom using her green eyeliner, think hamber got drunk and drew on Twinkie with eyeliner?

Her and her mom go shopping for sheets because we ALL HAVE 9 full sets of sheets for our bed? Right?

Bitch is complaining about her LAYYYGS. Because why do anything to minimize swelling when you can fatly sit with your bushy eyebrows and lopsided liner in a jacket too small?!

Her poor mom is legit her new gf and I don’t feel bad for any of them lmfao.
 
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