🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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a hapless toad said:
OKC is the 20th most populous city in the US. It's larger than Nashville, Las Vegas, Boston, Portland, and Atlanta. There are plenty of things to do. She's just a willfully ignorant slug with no true interests other than stuffing her face.
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She's entirely reliant on Mama Meth/ MM's lunch ticket boyfriend/ Grandma that kicked her out when she was 18 for entertainment and company, and as such she's stuck doing whatever they want to do. Which just so happens to be gambling apparently.
 
So some black and mexican guys hit on a fatty slagpig at a fucking casino on Thanksgiving... lmao

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I’ve seen horrors, horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
....Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces...Seems a thousand centuries ago...We went into a camp to innoculate the children. We left the camp after we had innoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every innoculated arm. There they were in a pile...A pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried...I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized...like I was shot...Like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead...And I thought: My God...the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters...These were men...trained cadres...these men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love...but they had the strength...the strength...to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral...and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordal instincts to kill without feeling...without passion...without judgement...without judgement. Because it's judgement that defeats us."
 
Hog goes to a casino on thanksgiving, runs into degenerates that harass her. Who could have foreseen this (:_(
 
Did she at least get some video of these totally real men that wanted her? Why am I imaging these loser men, who had nowhere to go on Thanksgiving, saw a deathfat, hanging out with her toothless mom and probably toothless grandma and made a bet on who could get her number first? Also they followed her? I'm dying at her waddling away trying to get rid of them. She never films the good stuff.
 
If the "men following her" story is true they are either Black, Hispanic or middle age white computer nerds with a secret feeding fetish.
 
I totally believe all these men were showering Fatty Fat Fuck with hundreds of compliments. She's such a catch after all.

Seriously though, she's bullshitting 90% of that story. The whole ''it was like so weird'' and/or ''it was suuuper strange to me IDEK'' are her most blatant tells. I imagine one creepy fuck gave her a fetish spank bank pity compliment and it went straight to her misshapen head.

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So alluring and desired.
 
Clusterfuckk2 said:
If the "men following her" story is true they are either Black, Hispanic or middle age white computer nerds with a secret feeding fetish.
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That story is far too fishy to be true. Amber is acting like she is some kind of celebrity being chased around on the casino floor. Good-looking women would rarely be in such a predicament. This story is as real as FBI Frank. Besides, for anyone who has been to a casino, security would have been dealing with a customer harassing another one very quickly. Amber and Chantal have created a universe where they are the best-looking most desirable women on the planet.
 
I don't doubt one or two dudes were probably drunk and poking at the pork. Obviously blown out of proportion, but she's an easy mark for casino savvy men. This woman obviously has the money to eat, perhaps she has enough for a few pulls on the slots. Addicts gonna addict.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Did she at least get some video of these totally real men that wanted her? Why am I imaging these loser men, who had nowhere to go on Thanksgiving, saw a deathfat, hanging out with her toothless mom and probably toothless grandma and made a bet on who could get her number first? Also they followed her? I'm dying at her waddling away trying to get rid of them. She never films the good stuff.
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Years ago, when I worked in the auto plant, I would see men on the assembly line and in materials Hoggin'. Back then, a few of them would stand there writing each other checks as opposed to handing out cash. When I asked what was going on, a couple of them clued me in on the cash prizes for bagging the fattest, ugliest BRAPHog. This is Hambutt.

I see this in case management out in the field just about every week. Rhetorical question:

Just what is it with aggressively ugly, fat, unkempt, goldbricking, smelly, unhygienic, and oversexed pigs thinking/saying that all [MEN] toadully want them?
Chantal does it.
Ryan Hooves does it.
Wouldn't be shocked if Kelly Lenza or even Amanda Spuds Turkol does it.
I'm pretty sure Anna O'Brien alluded to it with her infamous attention whoring in Times Square.

And, I swear to God, if you do casework, you WILL get at least 2-3 of these BRAPHogs in your caseload. You can even smell them long before they enter the DRS/DHS office. And you WILL hear stories about how some guy who totally exists, totally wanted them.

So I shouldn't be too shocked Fat Albert's taking this trajectory. The grody, dented flat asscrack ain't wiping itself these days. And neither is her mother.
 
All right, I dove deep this past couple of days since I haven't been in the loop for a while.

I just noticed how the "conversation" with the dietician looks like someone opened up Open Office Writer/Google Docs or something and faked a dialogue. It seems fake and gay, which totally fits Hambeast's MO.

Anyone got a timeline on when she used "wipes that were too juicy" to clean her laptop and destroyed it? Kinda think this followed just before or after somehow.

The reason I mention this is because there are just a couple of lines in there that, when I read them in my head in her voice, it sounds like her diction.

Examples:
"Water and unsweet tea is the best. Crystal Light the no calorie ones are fine. " (Okay, not much to see here, just really sounds like something she would say in general, with the lack of appropriate commas.)

"It does not make you gain fat it does make you retain water which can make the scale not budge/go up. You should drink extra extra water on high sodium eating days plus the extra water that the body holds onto with high sodium intake puts more strain on the heart when you're already bigger." (Really sounds like Hambi trying to put some science behind her water weight and swelleen, dangleen claims.)

Generally speaking, the whole thing seems like she was asking stupid questions intentionally about stuff she's already apparently Expertlynn about; it just doesn't feel real. Most dietitians probably would be more apt to have at least video or audio calls to detect subtleties of deception, where someone who is literally an insane binge-eater should have some guard rails on their trough like accountability.

The only other option I can see is that this was a poor, sweet summer child of a viewer, with a fresh certification, trying to comprehend the madness of this shelf-assed blob creature.

Amber is a fat LAAR, and even oil drillers at the casino would not have sex with her.

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All the speculation on the race of the person who "hit on her"
Just remember the number one rule: Amber lies

No one, even on their last dollar and 20 watered down tequila drinks later is hitting on lard ass, in public
 
So Amber parted her hair in the middle and suddenly she had men falling all over her?

She's either lying out her shelf OR the guys had a bet going to see which one could get her to "say yes."

Personal theory? She's trying to make someone jealous by lying about attracting attention. Thirty two years old. jfc.
 
Amber and all other death fats lie yes, but the post about "hogging", proves there are people out there feeding these fucking delisions. (Feeders too.) Doubt still previls, most likely an attempt to get interactions with her vids/attention, but fuckin deliguents out here stroking the the folds/egos of mega hogs.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
That story is far too fishy to be true. Amber is acting like she is some kind of celebrity being chased around on the casino floor. Good-looking women would rarely be in such a predicament. This story is as real as FBI Frank. Besides, for anyone who has been to a casino, security would have been dealing with a customer harassing another one very quickly. Amber and Chantal have created a universe where they are the best-looking most desirable women on the planet.
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To be fair, this is Oklahoma we’re talking about. There are a lot of fat bitches there and in the grand scheme of things, having most of your teeth puts you above the competition by quite a bit.

If these were Mexican migrant workers or black dudes especially, Amber would be right up their alley. They LOVE a fat white woman who can be easily charmed into moving them into their apartment and paying their bills. It’s not that they actually find women like Amber and Chantal to be attractive, quite to the contrary actually. They know women like them are gross. But they also know that no matter how grandiose their narcissism may be, deep down, women like Chantal and Amber also know that they’re gross and they prey on that insecurity. See the Nader arc for reference.

I don’t think Amber is a real lesbian anyway. Maybe bisexual, maybe bi-curious, but definitely not 100% attracted to women and only women. I think that she just finds men intimidating and wrote them off at some point around high school after endless bullying and rejection. But if a man approached her first, I’d bet anything she would go for it. I think we’ve seen it happen a couple times when she’s made videos saying she’s questioning her sexuality. I’d be willing to bet my next paycheck that behind the scenes, some man with a feeder fetish was gassing her up in the DMs, but they ultimately ghosted her.

I’m not sure about the rest of the world, but in the U.S. you can always go by this golden rule: most men will fuck anything with a pulse and some of them aren’t even that picky. It’s just a matter of how broke they are and/or whether or not they’ll admit it to their friends after the fact.
 
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Hippy Dippy said:
Anyone watch Alan Roberts today? He’s an odd duck but was spot on about our girl.
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Anyone watch Alan Roberts today? He's an awesome duck, and was spot on about our girl. He gets right into Amber right at the begining of the live stream, but he really was spot on about our girl.. He calls her out on her "Arcs" and how she likes to keep viewers frustrated to keep her content going and its all purposeful with the sickness/illness and the doctors are wrong etc.

Check it out. Watch from here til about the 6 minute mark to see if you want to watch the rest. Then skip from 6 til about 10:45



He really gets into her with her video up at this timestamp 10:45(wont allow the embed with the timestamp)
 
Alans done tons of videos on amber/boogie/deathfats the "angry bald guy", side was intresting for a while till it got boring and repetitive. They won't listen, hes also simmered down a bit with age, and wouldn't get roid ragey which was half the fun of watching. Or rather he had when I stopped warching.
 
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Big Al and Momma Meth probably just made idle small talk with someone who'd had a bit too much Thanksgiving cheer and told her that her glittery hair thingies were shoooo kahyuuuuuute, and Amber has just ran with it.

Or some chubby chaser had a craving for a Thanksgiving ham.
 
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